Chris
@readinginthedark.bsky.social
Bridgeport, CT lifer more or less. NYK, NYY, MIA 🐬. World's biggest Frightened Rabbit fan.
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Chris
@readinginthedark.bsky.social
· Dec 9
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NBA should start the season with the Cup. 5 groups of 6, either 10 or 20 (2H/2A or 4H/4A) group stage games, groups made by location.
Top 3 each group to single elimination tournament. Best group record gets bye to QFs. All games at home teams arenas, except maybe final at neutral site.
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NBA should start the season with the Cup. 5 groups of 6, either 10 or 20 (2H/2A or 4H/4A) group stage games, groups made by location.
Top 3 each group to single elimination tournament. Best group record gets bye to QFs. All games at home teams arenas, except maybe final at neutral site.
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Is the president a pedophile, protecting a ring of similarly rich and powerful pedophiles and protected by them in turn? Yes! Do Pete Hegseth's Nazi tattoos and Elon Musk's Nazi salute indicate they're Nazis? Yes! Would Kristi Noem shoot a human like she shot her dog? Yes! They are ALWAYS that bad!
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Is the president a pedophile, protecting a ring of similarly rich and powerful pedophiles and protected by them in turn? Yes! Do Pete Hegseth's Nazi tattoos and Elon Musk's Nazi salute indicate they're Nazis? Yes! Would Kristi Noem shoot a human like she shot her dog? Yes! They are ALWAYS that bad!
I was once addicted to TV, literally watched over 200 seasons of TV in 2021 and 2022. Or was it 2022 and 2023? Either way I'm much better at stopping shows that aren't working for me. These are the shows I started then stopped this year. Which 3 would you recommend I start up again?
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I was once addicted to TV, literally watched over 200 seasons of TV in 2021 and 2022. Or was it 2022 and 2023? Either way I'm much better at stopping shows that aren't working for me. These are the shows I started then stopped this year. Which 3 would you recommend I start up again?
Absolutely devastating scene.
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Absolutely devastating scene.
1.
NBA should start the season with the Cup. 5 groups of 6, either 10 or 20 (2H/2A or 4H/4A) group stage games, groups made by location.
Top 3 each group to single elimination tournament. Best group record gets bye to QFs. All games at home teams arenas, except maybe final at neutral site.
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NBA should start the season with the Cup. 5 groups of 6, either 10 or 20 (2H/2A or 4H/4A) group stage games, groups made by location.
Top 3 each group to single elimination tournament. Best group record gets bye to QFs. All games at home teams arenas, except maybe final at neutral site.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
1.
NBA should start the season with the Cup. 5 groups of 6, either 10 or 20 (2H/2A or 4H/4A) group stage games, groups made by location.
Top 3 each group to single elimination tournament. Best group record gets bye to QFs. All games at home teams arenas, except maybe final at neutral site.
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NBA should start the season with the Cup. 5 groups of 6, either 10 or 20 (2H/2A or 4H/4A) group stage games, groups made by location.
Top 3 each group to single elimination tournament. Best group record gets bye to QFs. All games at home teams arenas, except maybe final at neutral site.
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comically easy solution (companies who sponsor bowl games directly pay players for participation + team payouts for appearing in bowls go directly to players)
problem solved, what's next
problem solved, what's next
The bowls are dying, and bowl eligible teams opting out of playing in them are just the latest symptom
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Notre Dame's CFP opt-out is further proof bowl games won't last much longer
Teams opting out of bowl games is another symptom of a fatal disease killing the bowl system
www.cbssports.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
comically easy solution (companies who sponsor bowl games directly pay players for participation + team payouts for appearing in bowls go directly to players)
problem solved, what's next
problem solved, what's next
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"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously"
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously"
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
I swear to fucking God both sigalert and Google maps been fucking atrocious the last 2 weeks or so. Probably some AI bullshit somehow
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I swear to fucking God both sigalert and Google maps been fucking atrocious the last 2 weeks or so. Probably some AI bullshit somehow
Do people think Hillary Clinton is against this? LMAO.
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Do people think Hillary Clinton is against this? LMAO.
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One of these photos is how HBO's The Watchmen depicted a fascist police force back in 2018
The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere
The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere
June 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
One of these photos is how HBO's The Watchmen depicted a fascist police force back in 2018
The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere
The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere
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not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
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When you see any Democrat talk about welcoming Elon into their tent, remember the salute. You saw exactly what you saw, and they saw it too.
June 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When you see any Democrat talk about welcoming Elon into their tent, remember the salute. You saw exactly what you saw, and they saw it too.
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It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉
May 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉
The biggest scandal in NBA history was, and STILL is, completely ignored by both local and national media: The Brooklyn Nets blatantly tanking on BEHALF OF THE CELTICS for 1.5 seasons, directly resulting in Tatum and Brown and this ongoing Celtics eastern conference mini-dynasty.
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The biggest scandal in NBA history was, and STILL is, completely ignored by both local and national media: The Brooklyn Nets blatantly tanking on BEHALF OF THE CELTICS for 1.5 seasons, directly resulting in Tatum and Brown and this ongoing Celtics eastern conference mini-dynasty.
So true, he holds them in such contempt.
lol nobody respects their supporters less, ironically it’s the only thing I respect about him
May 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So true, he holds them in such contempt.
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Stop calling A.I. slop “art” and real human-created works “content”
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Stop calling A.I. slop “art” and real human-created works “content”
Talk to people. Especially people you randomly encounter during the day (waiting in line etc).
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Talk to people. Especially people you randomly encounter during the day (waiting in line etc).
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I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be:
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be:
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
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All the guys who run media went from shitheads who used to throw elaborate and expensive parties to fill a void inside of them to guys with headlines about them like "Meet The Startup King Who Invented Slavery 2"
May 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
All the guys who run media went from shitheads who used to throw elaborate and expensive parties to fill a void inside of them to guys with headlines about them like "Meet The Startup King Who Invented Slavery 2"
#NBASky Here's my personal NBA uniform rules:
1. 3 uniforms each team, white and the teams 2 primary colors. BOS 3rd black, Nets 3rd gray.
2. Road teams can't wear white.
3. Home teams must wear white at least 20 games during the season. (LAL Sunday only grandfathered in)
4......
1. 3 uniforms each team, white and the teams 2 primary colors. BOS 3rd black, Nets 3rd gray.
2. Road teams can't wear white.
3. Home teams must wear white at least 20 games during the season. (LAL Sunday only grandfathered in)
4......
April 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#NBASky Here's my personal NBA uniform rules:
1. 3 uniforms each team, white and the teams 2 primary colors. BOS 3rd black, Nets 3rd gray.
2. Road teams can't wear white.
3. Home teams must wear white at least 20 games during the season. (LAL Sunday only grandfathered in)
4......
1. 3 uniforms each team, white and the teams 2 primary colors. BOS 3rd black, Nets 3rd gray.
2. Road teams can't wear white.
3. Home teams must wear white at least 20 games during the season. (LAL Sunday only grandfathered in)
4......
The NBA having these semis and finals in Las Vegas on neutral court is just awful. Don't get the leagues obsession with Vegas. Gotta find a way to make it single elimination.The final should be the only game at neutral site, and I'd put it in one of the historic college arenas.
December 15, 2024 at 4:11 AM
The NBA having these semis and finals in Las Vegas on neutral court is just awful. Don't get the leagues obsession with Vegas. Gotta find a way to make it single elimination.The final should be the only game at neutral site, and I'd put it in one of the historic college arenas.
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Have you noticed that when the fascists escape to platforms like Gab, nobody follows them there? But when we all come here the nazis try to crash the party?
December 8, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Have you noticed that when the fascists escape to platforms like Gab, nobody follows them there? But when we all come here the nazis try to crash the party?
I love that these small November college basketball tournaments exist bc you do get some great matchups but my god the atmosphere at these mostly empty gyms/ballrooms is just terrible.
December 1, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I love that these small November college basketball tournaments exist bc you do get some great matchups but my god the atmosphere at these mostly empty gyms/ballrooms is just terrible.
Painting of a Panic Attack
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Painting of a Panic Attack