Roy Hollis
@rdothollis.bsky.social
Realtor. Vintage Base Ballist. Was on an internet game show a long time ago.
Pretty sure Tom Brady just called a pass a piss missile. Didn’t know you could say that on tv.
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Pretty sure Tom Brady just called a pass a piss missile. Didn’t know you could say that on tv.
Just explained to my wife the origin of Ol’ Butthole Eyes. @surber.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Just explained to my wife the origin of Ol’ Butthole Eyes. @surber.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
2003 NBA playoffs were going on. Orlando was on brink of upsetting the Pistons. Up 3-1. Went to local 7-11 near Detroit Metro Airport. Double take at the giant man using the payphone. Went in, came back out, wished Mehmet Okur good luck, and the Pistons came back to win the series. You’re welcome.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
2003 NBA playoffs were going on. Orlando was on brink of upsetting the Pistons. Up 3-1. Went to local 7-11 near Detroit Metro Airport. Double take at the giant man using the payphone. Went in, came back out, wished Mehmet Okur good luck, and the Pistons came back to win the series. You’re welcome.
This is John Daly today finding out he can still rock his 1995 British Open attire.
People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is John Daly today finding out he can still rock his 1995 British Open attire.
This Is Zombrocom
The Chicago Cubs promoted Tyler Zombro to vice president of pitching, as @sahadevsharma reported, after Washington pursued him earlier this winter to be its pitching coach. Zombro is a rising star in the pitching ranks and will have influence in all areas of pitching for Chicago.
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This Is Zombrocom
Midnight showing of Snakes on a Plane. One audience member started a cheer. "Give me an S! Give me an S! Give me an S! What's that spell? Hissssssssss" Also was a standing ovation after Sam Jackson said "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Midnight showing of Snakes on a Plane. One audience member started a cheer. "Give me an S! Give me an S! Give me an S! What's that spell? Hissssssssss" Also was a standing ovation after Sam Jackson said "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
Can absolutely see this being next year’s reason the Tigers aren’t aggressive at the trade deadline. “We don’t need to trade for anyone. Jobe’s coming back!” Just setting myself up for inevitable disappointment.
Tigers are expecting RHP Jackson Jobe to be ready to pitch at some point later next season. Jobe underwent Tommy John surgery over the summer.
"We expect him to be a boost to our roster in the second half," president of baseball operations Scott Harris said.
"We expect him to be a boost to our roster in the second half," president of baseball operations Scott Harris said.
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Can absolutely see this being next year’s reason the Tigers aren’t aggressive at the trade deadline. “We don’t need to trade for anyone. Jobe’s coming back!” Just setting myself up for inevitable disappointment.
Unnecessary FOX replay shows Wyatt’s leg snapping. Burkhardt: “We sure hope it’s nothing serious.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Unnecessary FOX replay shows Wyatt’s leg snapping. Burkhardt: “We sure hope it’s nothing serious.”
Whoever re-arranged the columns on ESPN's NBA box scores deserves to be flung from a trebuchet.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Whoever re-arranged the columns on ESPN's NBA box scores deserves to be flung from a trebuchet.
Jayden Daniels' arm. Fuck.
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Jayden Daniels' arm. Fuck.
Actually, striking people out is bad. - John Smoltz
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Actually, striking people out is bad. - John Smoltz
I just want an update on Justin Bieber sitting next to Gary Sheffield
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I just want an update on Justin Bieber sitting next to Gary Sheffield
I attended CMU during the Brian Kelly and Butch Jones eras. AMA
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I attended CMU during the Brian Kelly and Butch Jones eras. AMA
The Charlie Morton trade is dangerously close to usurping the Jarrod Washburn deal as my least favorite Tigers transaction ever.
September 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Charlie Morton trade is dangerously close to usurping the Jarrod Washburn deal as my least favorite Tigers transaction ever.
Tom Jones’ “She’s a Lady” segueing seamlessly into Orgy’s “Blue Monday” is why I’ll never stop shopping at Kroger.
September 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Tom Jones’ “She’s a Lady” segueing seamlessly into Orgy’s “Blue Monday” is why I’ll never stop shopping at Kroger.
As if I needed any more reason to want Chris Ilitch to sell the team. Get this regime the hell out.
At least eight men employed by the Tigers, its business arm or broadcast partner have been accused of misconduct toward women since 2023, including four VPs and two other high-ranking employees, an investigation by The Athletic found.
✍️ @brittghiroli.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/661...
✍️ @brittghiroli.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/661...
September 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As if I needed any more reason to want Chris Ilitch to sell the team. Get this regime the hell out.
Shrimp for the Tigers!
August 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Shrimp for the Tigers!
Eduardo Perez casually implying Cal Raleigh's mom has a big ass.
July 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Eduardo Perez casually implying Cal Raleigh's mom has a big ass.
Yes. The Home Run Derby needs a host. An unintelligible one at that. Thanks for that, ESPN. Didn’t have enough McAfee roaming around here.
July 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yes. The Home Run Derby needs a host. An unintelligible one at that. Thanks for that, ESPN. Didn’t have enough McAfee roaming around here.
Ran into Mehmet Okur in 2003 at 7-11 near Detroit Metro Airport after he just got done using a payphone. Wished him good luck. Pistons then came back from a 3-1 deficit to Orlando. You’re welcome.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Ran into Mehmet Okur in 2003 at 7-11 near Detroit Metro Airport after he just got done using a payphone. Wished him good luck. Pistons then came back from a 3-1 deficit to Orlando. You’re welcome.
M83 has quite a few songs I can crank the volume up for, but this is my favorite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YZ...
May 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
M83 has quite a few songs I can crank the volume up for, but this is my favorite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YZ...
Javy Baez. Unbelievable.
May 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Javy Baez. Unbelievable.
Questioning what type of hot dogs you are eating, Kroger.
May 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Questioning what type of hot dogs you are eating, Kroger.
Kazaa, AIM, ESPN and Yahoo fantasy sports.
open question for the room: how were you using the internet in 2008?
April 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Kazaa, AIM, ESPN and Yahoo fantasy sports.