Been meaning to respond to these. I was on some episodes of Sports Jeopardy on Crackle app. 10 years ago. After the game ended, the contestants and Dan Patrick (who hosted) would sit in a restaurant-style booth and do essentially a post-game chat. Would’ve been awkward if we didn’t shake hands.

Holy shit, what a reference.

Joke: You may have Internet connectivity problems.

Episode: “Emergency Response” (Ron fills in for Joan Callamezzo)

Line reading: “I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever seen”

Main Character: Ron

Side-Character: Perd Hapley

Pawnee-specific: Town halls with the most inept townsfolk.

A Fathead of Dan Patrick. I was a contestant on Sports Jeopardy and it was used as a prop. I won that episode, and in between shows, I asked if I could have it. They presented it to me on the next episode.

First thought was Patrik Stefan www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBn...

Fantastic reference

I’ve been to Lions Thanksgiving day games where the halftime shows were Jesse McCartney and Mariah Carey. I’ve seen it all.

Why would you try to jump kick Tim Belcher?

Yo, we got some hogdippers here?

Jason Robards, from Little Big League?