Jo | RazorwireRose
@razorwirerose.bsky.social
Sometimes known to write things. Word wrangler by day, word mangler by night. Weightlifting loser who loves to play with swords and swim in lakes. History and folklore nerd. AuDHD.
All too human.
All too human.
Pinned
I should probably reintroduce myself. I’m Jo, and I’m a Neurodivergent writer living in London with my dog and two cats.
Here are some things I enjoy:
📚 Reading
🏎️ BTCC & F1
🎮 Games
🎲 TTRPG & board games
🏋🏻♀️ Moving around
🧱 LEGO
🌿 Gardening & houseplants
🧶 Crafting
📜 History
🎂 Baking
🥘 Cooking
🫖 Tea
Here are some things I enjoy:
📚 Reading
🏎️ BTCC & F1
🎮 Games
🎲 TTRPG & board games
🏋🏻♀️ Moving around
🧱 LEGO
🌿 Gardening & houseplants
🧶 Crafting
📜 History
🎂 Baking
🥘 Cooking
🫖 Tea
I’m not typically a viral trend follower, but that one going round at the moment about making your own doner meat at home has been revolutionary.
As someone with a heavily restricted medical diet, it’s always a godsend when you find a genuinely good replacement for an old favourite.
As someone with a heavily restricted medical diet, it’s always a godsend when you find a genuinely good replacement for an old favourite.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m not typically a viral trend follower, but that one going round at the moment about making your own doner meat at home has been revolutionary.
As someone with a heavily restricted medical diet, it’s always a godsend when you find a genuinely good replacement for an old favourite.
As someone with a heavily restricted medical diet, it’s always a godsend when you find a genuinely good replacement for an old favourite.
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If someone has travelled thousands of miles, paying everything they own to an exploitative people smuggling gang, risking their life in a deadly channel crossing, I do not want to be the person who takes their last valuables – a mother’s necklace? A gift? – from them. And nor should the rest of us.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If someone has travelled thousands of miles, paying everything they own to an exploitative people smuggling gang, risking their life in a deadly channel crossing, I do not want to be the person who takes their last valuables – a mother’s necklace? A gift? – from them. And nor should the rest of us.
Spot the moment she realises she’s being filmed and decides not to care about it.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Spot the moment she realises she’s being filmed and decides not to care about it.
Holy shit I am DYING.
"content included one TikTok post referencing a Formula 1 scandal titled "Explaining 2008 Crashgate in girl terms" written in pink glowing text alongside pink nail polish emojis."
Oh. 💀
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Oh. 💀
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sky Sports axes 'sexist' TikTok channel Halo after three days
The female-focused TikTok channel was dubbed
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Holy shit I am DYING.
In this cult, hedonism is found in rich, velvety, Black Forest fruitfulness. 🍒
‘Tis the season.
@blackforestcult.bsky.social
‘Tis the season.
@blackforestcult.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
In this cult, hedonism is found in rich, velvety, Black Forest fruitfulness. 🍒
‘Tis the season.
@blackforestcult.bsky.social
‘Tis the season.
@blackforestcult.bsky.social
Fucking worth it tho 🤘🙂↕️
(My lower back is absolutely perfect and has nothing wrong with it whatsoever. I don’t have knee pain. I am fine. This is all fine.)
(My lower back is absolutely perfect and has nothing wrong with it whatsoever. I don’t have knee pain. I am fine. This is all fine.)
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fucking worth it tho 🤘🙂↕️
(My lower back is absolutely perfect and has nothing wrong with it whatsoever. I don’t have knee pain. I am fine. This is all fine.)
(My lower back is absolutely perfect and has nothing wrong with it whatsoever. I don’t have knee pain. I am fine. This is all fine.)
The face of a person who somehow thought booking two sell out gigs in the space of four days was a good idea.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The face of a person who somehow thought booking two sell out gigs in the space of four days was a good idea.
Not to be that guy, but if someone is discussing a debilitating/long-term health condition with you - don’t use humour like “I think I’d just kill myself if it were me” to diffuse your discomfort.
It’s not cute, it’s not funny, and it can further isolate someone who already is feeling wank.
It’s not cute, it’s not funny, and it can further isolate someone who already is feeling wank.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not to be that guy, but if someone is discussing a debilitating/long-term health condition with you - don’t use humour like “I think I’d just kill myself if it were me” to diffuse your discomfort.
It’s not cute, it’s not funny, and it can further isolate someone who already is feeling wank.
It’s not cute, it’s not funny, and it can further isolate someone who already is feeling wank.
Chronically ill gastro girlies OUR TIME IS NOW
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Chronically ill gastro girlies OUR TIME IS NOW
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Turns out I shouldn’t mosh and rave like I used to.
My neck muscles? Gone. My knees? Wrecked. My soul? Fulfilled.
My neck muscles? Gone. My knees? Wrecked. My soul? Fulfilled.
Well that was beyond fucking incredible and everything I hoped it would be 🤩🤩🤩
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Turns out I shouldn’t mosh and rave like I used to.
My neck muscles? Gone. My knees? Wrecked. My soul? Fulfilled.
My neck muscles? Gone. My knees? Wrecked. My soul? Fulfilled.
Well that was beyond fucking incredible and everything I hoped it would be 🤩🤩🤩
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Well that was beyond fucking incredible and everything I hoped it would be 🤩🤩🤩
This time two years ago I was nervously getting ready for a date.
Despite the absolute rollercoaster of nonsense that my life has been since then, he’s still here fiercely loving me like it’s easy. And I’m just as mad about him. Wild, that.
Anyway, today we saw dinosaurs :) 🦖
Despite the absolute rollercoaster of nonsense that my life has been since then, he’s still here fiercely loving me like it’s easy. And I’m just as mad about him. Wild, that.
Anyway, today we saw dinosaurs :) 🦖
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This time two years ago I was nervously getting ready for a date.
Despite the absolute rollercoaster of nonsense that my life has been since then, he’s still here fiercely loving me like it’s easy. And I’m just as mad about him. Wild, that.
Anyway, today we saw dinosaurs :) 🦖
Despite the absolute rollercoaster of nonsense that my life has been since then, he’s still here fiercely loving me like it’s easy. And I’m just as mad about him. Wild, that.
Anyway, today we saw dinosaurs :) 🦖
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What a great day to be a bisexual.
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What a great day to be a bisexual.
Maybe I’m way too paranoid, or I’ve done too many InfoSec training videos but I probably would recommend that you do not do this.
On a train from Glasgow last week, the man next to me left a USB charger cable plugged in when he got off at Lancaster. I plugged my phone in. No-one complained, so I kept the cable when I left the train.
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Maybe I’m way too paranoid, or I’ve done too many InfoSec training videos but I probably would recommend that you do not do this.
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October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Me warming up the old vocal cords because my time has come.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me warming up the old vocal cords because my time has come.
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
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This dude summed up the whole thing beautifully.
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This dude summed up the whole thing beautifully.
Lily Allen’s new album genuinely feels like overhearing the phone call of a girl crashing out on the night train home and knowing you absolutely shouldn’t be listening, but also she’s screaming the intimate details so loud that no amount of noise cancelling will save you.
October 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Lily Allen’s new album genuinely feels like overhearing the phone call of a girl crashing out on the night train home and knowing you absolutely shouldn’t be listening, but also she’s screaming the intimate details so loud that no amount of noise cancelling will save you.
Bloody big coat weather again 🍁
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Bloody big coat weather again 🍁
Fantastic news! It’s chihuahuas in pyjamas season! 🦈
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Fantastic news! It’s chihuahuas in pyjamas season! 🦈
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Folks! I’m looking for an illustrator to do some in-game artwork for an unannounced project on a contract basis in November.
Feel free to shoot me a DM with your portfolio if you’re interested!
Must be based in the UK, and absolutely no AI 🌟
Feel free to shoot me a DM with your portfolio if you’re interested!
Must be based in the UK, and absolutely no AI 🌟
October 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Folks! I’m looking for an illustrator to do some in-game artwork for an unannounced project on a contract basis in November.
Feel free to shoot me a DM with your portfolio if you’re interested!
Must be based in the UK, and absolutely no AI 🌟
Feel free to shoot me a DM with your portfolio if you’re interested!
Must be based in the UK, and absolutely no AI 🌟
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A quiet but unsettling rumbling can be heard
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A quiet but unsettling rumbling can be heard