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Jo | RazorwireRose
@razorwirerose.bsky.social
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Sometimes known to write things. Word wrangler by day, word mangler by night. Weightlifting loser who loves to play with swords and swim in lakes. History and folklore nerd. AuDHD.

All too human.
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Spot the moment she realises she’s being filmed and decides not to care about it.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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In this cult, hedonism is found in rich, velvety, Black Forest fruitfulness. 🍒

‘Tis the season.

@blackforestcult.bsky.social
A Costa Black Forest hot chocolate, topped with whipped cream and a hearty drizzle of cherry syrup dripping decadently. There is more syrup drizzled down the insides of the glass. It looks incredibly decadent and luxurious.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Fucking worth it tho 🤘🙂‍↕️

(My lower back is absolutely perfect and has nothing wrong with it whatsoever. I don’t have knee pain. I am fine. This is all fine.)
The band InMe are playing on stage lit up with bright green stage lights. The lead singer of InMe, Dave McPherson, stands centre stage playing acoustic guitar.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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The face of a person who somehow thought booking two sell out gigs in the space of four days was a good idea.
A person looking away from the camera with overwhelm and rubbing their temple. They’re wearing a black band tee, have long brown wavy hair, and a bleached blonde fringe.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Chronically ill gastro girlies OUR TIME IS NOW
A picture of Angel Delight’a new “Bubble Jelly”. Fruit jelly with popping boba inside. One flavour is lemonade jelly with strawberry boba, and the other is mango jelly with passion fruit boba.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Well that was beyond fucking incredible and everything I hoped it would be 🤩🤩🤩
The stage at Alexandra Palace lit up for Electric Callboy. Streamers are falling from the ceiling. Three people lit up by stage lights in a dark room smile happily at the camera An old fashioned American diner style billboard reads #Your Ally Pally. Overmono 14. Nov. Blood Orange 7 to 10 Nov. Electric Callboy 11 Nov
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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This time two years ago I was nervously getting ready for a date.

Despite the absolute rollercoaster of nonsense that my life has been since then, he’s still here fiercely loving me like it’s easy. And I’m just as mad about him. Wild, that.

Anyway, today we saw dinosaurs :) 🦖
Two people cuddled up close to e each other smile at the camera Two model velociraptors are bathed in blue light. They face each other as though ready to pounce. The giant animatronic T-Rex from the Natural History Museum, London. The T-Rex is standing in a Christmas village and is wearing a Santa hat and knitted Christmas jumper.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Robert.
A still of Marcus the Worm from a viral video where he declares “Robert. South Carolina is gone.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Bloody big coat weather again 🍁
A person wearing a warm winter coat with a big faux fur lined hood is looking at the camera. Behind them is an autumnal woodland pathway covered in fallen leaves.
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Fantastic news! It’s chihuahuas in pyjamas season! 🦈
A white chihuahua looks at the camera. She is wearing a shark onesie with fins and a tail.
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Still buzzing TBH
Coheed & Cambria playing live on stage at Brixton Academy. The background is lit up with green and white lighting, casting a silhouette of Claudio Sanchez playing a double necked guitar. Coheed & Cambria playing live on stage at Brixton Academy. In the foreground a dark crowd are cheering and clapping. The stage is lit up with bright white lighting, and the statue of Blind Side Sonny is lit up with hearts in its eyes. Coheed & Cambria playing live on stage at Brixton Academy. A giant statue of Blind Side Sonny is lit up with green and purple stage lights. His eyes are purple dollar signs.
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Bit of culture for the evening 😊
The front of the iconic 02 Brixton Academy lit up showing Coheed & Cambria playing
October 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I feel like your whimsigoth ghost mug would be pals with my coquettish ghost mug
A ghost mug where the ghost has a big pink bow tie, long eyelashes and a matching pink cheeks and smile
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Do you thinks she’s confused a-level with the A1/A2 level of The Common European Framework of Reference for Languages (CEFR)?

Because GCSE level understanding sits around A2.
An infographic highlighting the different stages of The Common European Framework of Reference for Languages (CEFR)
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Nope!
A picture of Elle’s burger with a crudely drawn cat outlined in the cheese - spots of seasoning on the cheese make up a derpy face. In the foreground are some fries.
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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My dad was given a 100 year old piano in exchange for organ lessons back in the 1980s.

All these years later I have to wonder who could give away such a beautiful instrument so easily.
A boudoir grand piano with the lid open showing the strings and tuning pegs. The ivory keys are yellowed from age and usage. The inner workings of the piano. There is visible water damage in the body and accumulated dust in corners, but otherwise the mechanisms are well maintained.
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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🍂🍁
A small white chihuahua walking towards the camera across a carpet of brown autumnal leaves. In the background the golden hour sun is setting through a cluster of trees. A misty pathway where golden rays of sun are breaking through the trees in splendid golden beams that cut across the path. It looks almost like CGI. A small chihuahua faces away from the camera and is walking up a wooded pathway covered in scattered autumnal leaves. In the distance the sun set has lit the sky a pale golden colour over a verdant grassy wetland reserve. A closer look at the sunbeams breaking through and the wooded pathway that lies beyond it which is scattered with leaves. Sunlight dapples the still green trees and bushes and once again looks almost like CGI, but really it is just the rays catching in the light smoke from a nearby garden bonfire
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Thank you for the words of wisdom, oh wise graffiti sage of the Central Line.
Big angular bubble letter graffiti reads “ YOU’RE NEVER BROKE IF YOU GOT IDEAS”
September 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Date night with the best one seeing Feeder again 🥰
Close up of the entrance to 02 Academy Brixton. The entrance sign reads: Feeder 27th Sep SOLD OUT” Picture of the stage at 02 Academy Brixton. At the back of the stage is a large screen that is tinted blue and featuring the artwork from Feeder’s album Comfort in Sound Two people cuddled up lovingly for a selfie
September 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Well these are cute.

Can’t wait to argue with @fernandom76.bsky.social about how to pronounce Chupa Chups later.
A bag of Stranger Things themed chupa chup lollies. In the top left corner it says “4 Mystery flavours” and in the top right corner the chupa chups logo is displayed upside down. There is a Demogorgon whose face is flare open in front of a chupa chup lolly making it look like he’s about to devour it. Four examples of the chupa chups mystery flavours. The blue lolly has the name “Mind Flayer” while the red one is called “Code Red!”. The purple flavour is called “Demogorgon Daze” and the black flavour is called “Vecna’s Lair”.
September 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Teetering on the brink of war, rampant racism and bigotry taking hold, despondency descending like a heavy fog, and opal fruits back on store shelves.

What decade is this?
A bag of opal fruits soft sweets
September 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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‘Tis the season 🎃🍁🍂
A fair of fuzzy white slippers with happy Jack-o’-lanterns on the front.
September 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Sometimes you just need to spend the day wandering round The Natural History Museum listening to Slipknot.
An exterior shot of the Natural History Museum’s evolution garden. In the foreground stands Fern the diplodocus, and in the background the museum entrance towers into a clear blue sky A shot of the skeleton of a stegosaurus. In the background is a wall littered with constellations. An exterior shot of the museum entrance where the towers are bathed in sunlight. In the foreground is foliage from the evolution garden. A shot of a small dinosaur skeleton balancing on a rock, dappled in sunlight and shade in the evolution garden.
September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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My Portuguese notes might not be the tidiest, but they sure are the cutest 🐈‍⬛
A page of doodles as revision notes for items and locations in Portuguese. The doodles for locations are all cats say in various places and positions.
September 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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It’s officially banging hot chocolate flavours season again 🍁🍂☕️
A close up of a Costa Maple Toffe hot chocolate A screen grab from the Lord of the Rings with an Uruk Hai. The text reads “looks like hot chocolate is back on the menu, boys”
September 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM