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Brother Shit
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· Oct 12
Getting fired from the gourmet restaurant for refusing to stop pronouncing "beurre blanc" like "Burbank"
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
Read Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison in 11th grade and it was the first time I really realized that Great Important Literature could also be funny as shit
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Read Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison in 11th grade and it was the first time I really realized that Great Important Literature could also be funny as shit
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Every day I read some shit that makes me think I will go crazy if the people responsible for this aren't jailed or hanged within my lifetime and then that thought is immediately followed by the realization that there will be no consequences
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Every day I read some shit that makes me think I will go crazy if the people responsible for this aren't jailed or hanged within my lifetime and then that thought is immediately followed by the realization that there will be no consequences
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When you recount this election day:
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When you recount this election day:
This is my OJ Trial
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is my OJ Trial
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A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities
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Whoever wins, we all win
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Whoever wins, we all win
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guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes
August 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes
Not saying you need to be happy about the white house thing but I do think its a little embarrassing if thats the MAIN thing you're upset about right now
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Not saying you need to be happy about the white house thing but I do think its a little embarrassing if thats the MAIN thing you're upset about right now
Coining the phrase "an Israeli ceasefire" it refers to when you say you're doing a thing and then you just don't do it
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Coining the phrase "an Israeli ceasefire" it refers to when you say you're doing a thing and then you just don't do it
Hell yeah classic heist. 10/10 no notes.
Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hell yeah classic heist. 10/10 no notes.
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Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
October 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
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In the event that something statistically aberrant occurs within my geographically localised community, to whom should I direct my telephonic enquiries?
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In the event that something statistically aberrant occurs within my geographically localised community, to whom should I direct my telephonic enquiries?
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Chance the rapper? I much prefer Certainty the rapper
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Chance the rapper? I much prefer Certainty the rapper
Theres a famous haunted house in the South Hills of Pittsburgh which if you read the occupants book about it is very obviously a narcissistic cop dad emotionally terrorizing his family and blaming the fallout on demons.
What’s the best ghost story from your hometown?
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Theres a famous haunted house in the South Hills of Pittsburgh which if you read the occupants book about it is very obviously a narcissistic cop dad emotionally terrorizing his family and blaming the fallout on demons.
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
CoDLobbyocracy
every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
CoDLobbyocracy
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I saw ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER at the Alamo Drafthouse last night,, which is probably the most dads who've ever been at a PTA meeting.
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I saw ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER at the Alamo Drafthouse last night,, which is probably the most dads who've ever been at a PTA meeting.
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis