turduckjen
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One of my hidden talents is that I can scroll for hours. (she/her)
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When do the woke riots start? Do I need to rsvp?
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When do the woke riots start? Do I need to rsvp?
First Evil Dick kicks it and now Mamdani? We do deserve nice things.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
First Evil Dick kicks it and now Mamdani? We do deserve nice things.
Sam Elliot - beef. it’s what’s for dinner
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sam Elliot - beef. it’s what’s for dinner
You’re telling me it has been dark for seventeen hours and it’s only 10?!?
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You’re telling me it has been dark for seventeen hours and it’s only 10?!?
How many days till pitchers and catchers report?
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
How many days till pitchers and catchers report?
Stuck in this hellscape
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stuck in this hellscape
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Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.
I also volunteered to pitch out of the bullpen
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I also volunteered to pitch out of the bullpen
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Greatest graphic I’ve ever seen.
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Greatest graphic I’ve ever seen.
Sheriff Country has got to be the stupidest name for any tv show
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sheriff Country has got to be the stupidest name for any tv show
Always quality handbags, jeans, sweaters, jewelry, and toilet paper.
here’s an interesting prompt: what are the things you’ll compromise on with regard to price, and what are the things you won’t?
totally fair, i have things i will compromise on (undershirts, drum heads, coffee) and things i won’t (boots, drum sticks, soap/shaving products)
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Always quality handbags, jeans, sweaters, jewelry, and toilet paper.
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It's come to this
September 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's come to this
Someone tell Al Frankin to stop texting me
September 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Someone tell Al Frankin to stop texting me
Shout out to those of you who can give blood. Some A+ is flowing into my mom right now because of you.
September 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Shout out to those of you who can give blood. Some A+ is flowing into my mom right now because of you.
I’ve spent the majority of the last week in the hospital with my mom and let me tell you, this shit suuuuuuuuuuucks
September 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve spent the majority of the last week in the hospital with my mom and let me tell you, this shit suuuuuuuuuuucks
This is how you party
September 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is how you party
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It’s time to wake up - we are literally on the verge of losing our democracy if Donald Trump cheats his way to those seats in Texas.
Pritzker: Neither Texas nor the FBI at the federal level has the authority to arrest these Texas Democrats
They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.
They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.
August 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s time to wake up - we are literally on the verge of losing our democracy if Donald Trump cheats his way to those seats in Texas.
I was really hoping Ryno would make it
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I was really hoping Ryno would make it
You can’t convince me that thing isn’t possessed
July 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You can’t convince me that thing isn’t possessed
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has been an amazing few years for introverts who would never accept an invitation to a mansion party, a freak off, a private jet ride, or an island retreat
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
has been an amazing few years for introverts who would never accept an invitation to a mansion party, a freak off, a private jet ride, or an island retreat
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I get the feeling Taylor Swift isn't coming to save us.
July 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I get the feeling Taylor Swift isn't coming to save us.
There is a goose trapped in this toilet
July 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There is a goose trapped in this toilet
Baseball players’ nicknames will never not be hilarious
July 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Baseball players’ nicknames will never not be hilarious
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate!!
July 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate!!