turduckjen
@randomportion.bsky.social
One of my hidden talents is that I can scroll for hours. (she/her)
If it was me, I wouldn’t put my centerfield there
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If it was me, I wouldn’t put my centerfield there
This is how you party
September 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is how you party
You can’t convince me that thing isn’t possessed
July 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You can’t convince me that thing isn’t possessed
There is a goose trapped in this toilet
July 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There is a goose trapped in this toilet
Baseball players’ nicknames will never not be hilarious
July 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Baseball players’ nicknames will never not be hilarious
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation
May 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation
A sperm brooch is a bold choice
May 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A sperm brooch is a bold choice
I’ve never wanted anything more #idesofmarch
March 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’ve never wanted anything more #idesofmarch
Steinbrenner is going to be rolling over in his grave
February 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Steinbrenner is going to be rolling over in his grave
I hope my medicine had fun in Wichita
January 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I hope my medicine had fun in Wichita
Miracles can happen
January 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Miracles can happen
Let me just click that link real quick
November 15, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Let me just click that link real quick
My KitKat was all kit and no kat
October 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
My KitKat was all kit and no kat
But what about the apes?
September 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
But what about the apes?
Pretzel would sell hexes for your revenge tours
July 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Pretzel would sell hexes for your revenge tours
post a calvin and hobbes thay lives in your head rent-free
July 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
post a calvin and hobbes thay lives in your head rent-free
July 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM