turduckjen
@randomportion.bsky.social
One of my hidden talents is that I can scroll for hours. (she/her)
There was one when I was in college. Spent many of a summer night playing pool with friends.
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
There was one when I was in college. Spent many of a summer night playing pool with friends.
Happy birthday!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Happy birthday!!!
100 days until baseball breaks your heart again. It is the best.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
100 days until baseball breaks your heart again. It is the best.
Don’t we deserve something nice? A little treat?
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Don’t we deserve something nice? A little treat?
If it was me, I wouldn’t put my centerfield there
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If it was me, I wouldn’t put my centerfield there
“He’s gonna go get him, boog!”
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“He’s gonna go get him, boog!”
The analysts would have orgasmed if Ohtani had hit a HR
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The analysts would have orgasmed if Ohtani had hit a HR
I just had the same thought
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just had the same thought
Where are his calves?!?
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Where are his calves?!?
Springer has skinny legs
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Springer has skinny legs
Who names their kid Ernie
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Who names their kid Ernie
Another run would do them good
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Another run would do them good
I’ll be glad to never hear the “urgent care kit” ad ever again. Fucking selling ivermectin.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’ll be glad to never hear the “urgent care kit” ad ever again. Fucking selling ivermectin.