James Cameron holding a press conference after I accidentally burn to death while attempting to travel back in time to prevent judgment day

The current icon is almost so bad that it’s noteworthy and unique

If somebody pronounces the plural of process as “process-eez” instead of “process-ez, it’s all going to cost you a LOT more.

less than 20 hours of air left in twitter

welcome newskies

tweets are called "splooges" here

trust me on this

Also, if you want to change your handle from "[whatever] dot bsky dot social" to a custom domain that you own (mine is my personal website, as you can see), here's a guide for that https://blueskyweb.xyz/blog/4-28-2023-domain-handle-tutorial#

If you're just getting started over here, be sure to check out the My Feeds tab, where you can subscribe to various custom algorithms. It's a good way to find new and interesting people to follow. https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/26/23739174/bluesky-custom-feeds-algorithms-twitter-alternative

canonically if you’re eating at a michelin star restaurant this is what you’re doing

Damn, turns out if you make a product so good people only have to buy it once you run out of people to sell to and go bankrupt because capitalism requires "infinite" growth and planned obsolescence to continue to exist until we strip all the resources from the planet and turn them into trash.

this picture of Biden looking at a quantum computer is fucking hilarious lmao

This is devastating for me. Apollo Reddit client shutting down thanks to crazy new API fees

Take a look at "My Feeds" - those are algorithmically curated timelines on various topics. Choose the ones you like, and you can find cool people to follow in them.

I probably should have made a note of who all I followed on Twitter before I nuked it. Anyway… So who’s fun to follow?