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Randle Belmont
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If someone asks, this is where I’ll be.
Bad cops and bad military people who have never read a Punisher comic book in their life watching the bad guys with Punisher tattoos on Daredevil: Born Again
March 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You’ll never guess what this is an ad for
this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
March 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier

these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Nosferatu?? Buddy you can just call him Dracula, Bram Stoker isn’t going to sue you anymore
December 26, 2024 at 5:56 AM
One of my aunts that has no media literacy at all said she didnt like Wicked because she didnt understand why Arianna Grande was being so annoying. “Flipping her hair and talking like an airhead”
December 3, 2024 at 8:34 PM
My brain: it’s really scary to imagine where we’ll be in a few weeks and I dont know if I like where I am at this stage in my life and I can’t believe how bad my body started falling apart as soon as I turned 40.
Also my brain at the exact same time: La la, la la!
We're gonna make you pop-you-lar!
a close up of a pink liquid being poured into a container .
ALT: a close up of a pink liquid being poured into a container .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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so much this 💖
November 29, 2024 at 6:51 PM
What is it with people saying what funny thing they saw on a post instead of sharing it directly? Absolute classless heathens on social media these days.
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Just thinking about the year at Sketchfest when Ken Marino came out before a panel at Cobb’s Comedy with a twenty four pack of Bud Light and he started tossing cans at random people in the audience. Security came and yelled at him and he had to explain that he’s in the show.
a police officer is standing in front of an american flag and says work is the worst !
ALT: a police officer is standing in front of an american flag and says work is the worst !
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Not to pat myself on the back but Im really proud of my teenage self in the early 2000s for not thinking American Pie was funny at all but Wet Hot American Summer rewired my comedy brain forever.
Dance GIF
ALT: Dance GIF
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Cant wait until business schools look back on this era of big stores losing billions of sales because customers didn’t want to chase down an employee to unlock items behind a glass door.
November 2, 2024 at 10:12 PM
This kid in Ernest Scared Stupid has an awesome shirt
October 13, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Now watching one of my favorite horror movies of all time #TheBlob, a #Halloween tradition
October 12, 2024 at 10:15 PM
¡Yo voté!
October 8, 2024 at 1:28 AM
The trivia for “It” has one of the cringiest entries Ive ever read.
October 6, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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October 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
theonion.com/fucking-lose... My favorite by far. I have to share it every time they do.
October 2, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Thanks for the memories Kris Kristofferson. Can’t really beat saying that I got to sit next to a musical legend at more than one independent pro wrestling show in a gymnasium
September 29, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Im in a Spirit Halloween and theyre playing Sunday Bloody Sunday on their scary songs playlist?
September 21, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,646,363!
September 18, 2024 at 5:42 AM