Im pretty positive that my grandpa was a predator who absolutely took advantage of my underage grandma and I would 100% rather that have not happened to her than me be here today.

I loved pro wrestling, didnt like the Bella Twins, but at my job I spent all day giving them a tour with their kids and they were two of the nicest people at all I’d ever met

He was at a wildlife conservation fundraiser I worked at when he was just barely a household name and it makes me cringe on a regular basis that I crossed paths with someone who will go down as one of the worst people in history.

When you get to the episode that was a girl who got stabbed with a Christmas tree ornament, that’s a friend I went to high school with

It’s definitely slow and boring but I also tell everyone that it’s probably the best depiction of military shipboard life Ive ever seen in any movie.

I mean it as a compliment that it just felt like a really good 90s action thriller like Demolition Man or Enemy of the State. There was nothing bad about it and I dont need to have my life changed by every movie I watch

When the Access Hollywood tape wasnt a deal breaker

Nevermind, Im sure it’s fine that an unelected private citizen wih a ketamine habit and a history of bad decisions has a team of unscreened kids digging around in our private financial information and is chopping away at our branches of government

Let me help them out here- yes it is illegal.

This is a new low 😢

My best friend from high school who I went to church with helped create that. We dont talk very much at all anymore so it took me years to piece it together from his posts that he was creating something with THAT Donald Miller since it had nothing to do with progressive Christian books.

$450, two bathroom studio apartment with a loft in Wilmington, North Carolina in 2006

Nothing is less funny than jokes from old men in grocery stores. It’s impossible to tell the difference between a terrible joke and them being serious.

Hulu (@hulutr.bsky.social ) should be fined for the way they start counting down from HUNDREDS of seconds to say another episode is starting

I keep having intrusive thoughts of someone raiding my apartment for supplies after civilization collapses