Cranbaerry Sauce Lover
@randallsd.bsky.social
Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Pinned
I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
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I don't see a Trump Tipline on the ADL site so you'll have to report his support for Nick Fuentes here
Did you know that the ADL's Mamdani Tip Line is live and that you can submit instances where Zohran Mamdani is being anti-Semitic for them to investigate? www.adl.org/mamdani-moni...
www.adl.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I don't see a Trump Tipline on the ADL site so you'll have to report his support for Nick Fuentes here
Somehow, this will end with Roberts and his SCOTUS cronies finding the Freedom of Information Act unconstitutional.
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Somehow, this will end with Roberts and his SCOTUS cronies finding the Freedom of Information Act unconstitutional.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
We've gone from the MeToo "As a father of daughters" to the MePedo "As a fucker of children".
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We've gone from the MeToo "As a father of daughters" to the MePedo "As a fucker of children".
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"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
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reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."
holy shit: “Among the 2,000 UK adults surveyed, 85% were unaware that Britain forcibly transported more than 3 million Africans to the Caribbean, 89% did not know that Britain enslaved people in the Caribbean for more than 300 years” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Caribbean reparations leaders in ‘historic’ first UK visit to press for justice
CRC mission will seek to deepen public understanding of Britain’s colonial legacy and its lasting impact
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."
*kicks down the door, panting*
OSKA ISAAC
OSKA ISAAC
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
*kicks down the door, panting*
OSKA ISAAC
OSKA ISAAC
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Apparently the lesson Brendan Carr learned from the Kimmel debacle is that he didn't actually have any consequences for abusing his power to violate the 1st Amendment, so he's just going to keep at it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Apparently the lesson Brendan Carr learned from the Kimmel debacle is that he didn't actually have any consequences for abusing his power to violate the 1st Amendment, so he's just going to keep at it.
The SEC just barely avoided putting on its ACC cap today with only Alabama getting the conference-eats-itself treatment. TAMU and Ole Miss were closer than either would have liked. Georgia too for a second, but in less of a concerning fashion for them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The SEC just barely avoided putting on its ACC cap today with only Alabama getting the conference-eats-itself treatment. TAMU and Ole Miss were closer than either would have liked. Georgia too for a second, but in less of a concerning fashion for them.
I mean, the format's definitely there.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I mean, the format's definitely there.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
I'm old enough to remember when it was supposedly a huge scandal that Joe Biden might have used his federal position to help his son get a job.
“Blending family and governance”, @nytimes.com? Really? Is that how you spell “corruption” in NYC?
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm old enough to remember when it was supposedly a huge scandal that Joe Biden might have used his federal position to help his son get a job.
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More dropped balls in this Alabama-Oklahoma game than a Boy Scout troop going through puberty smdh
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
More dropped balls in this Alabama-Oklahoma game than a Boy Scout troop going through puberty smdh
More dropped balls in this Alabama-Oklahoma game than a Boy Scout troop going through puberty smdh
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
More dropped balls in this Alabama-Oklahoma game than a Boy Scout troop going through puberty smdh
Another turnover, another still true.
lol I feel like watching Alabama games is always a mistake
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Another turnover, another still true.
lol I feel like watching Alabama games is always a mistake
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
lol I feel like watching Alabama games is always a mistake
Talk about a second half collapse smdh South Carolina had a chance to make this season look all SORTS of fucked up and wild.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Talk about a second half collapse smdh South Carolina had a chance to make this season look all SORTS of fucked up and wild.
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the reason people still want to go indie and put themselves at tremendous risk is not wanting to put up with this kind of shit anymore. it's completely insane and completely humiliating how normal it is for companies like this to put people through all kinds of weird torture to prove their worth
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the reason people still want to go indie and put themselves at tremendous risk is not wanting to put up with this kind of shit anymore. it's completely insane and completely humiliating how normal it is for companies like this to put people through all kinds of weird torture to prove their worth
Can't spell "The Gamecocks are up" without "cock up the game".
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can't spell "The Gamecocks are up" without "cock up the game".
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Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Rules to Prevent Food Contamination and Foodborne Illnesses
The gutting of these rules coincides with a huge increase in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
truthout.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
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Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”
Mamdani's tactic of pointing out states like New Jersey have a higher corporate tax rate that he's just wanting to match was good. It's nice to be able to point to another area in the US and say, "They do it this way and they seem fine." Easier pitch for moderates and ignorant folks to swallow.
imagine that
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Mamdani's tactic of pointing out states like New Jersey have a higher corporate tax rate that he's just wanting to match was good. It's nice to be able to point to another area in the US and say, "They do it this way and they seem fine." Easier pitch for moderates and ignorant folks to swallow.
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You can't say, "I want x person fed into a woodchipper."
Instead, you say, "It is my political belief that all people who defend pedophiles, and especially those who defend Jeffrey Epstein, convicted sex trafficker of children, should be fed into a woodchipper."
It's OK if it's political beliefs!
Instead, you say, "It is my political belief that all people who defend pedophiles, and especially those who defend Jeffrey Epstein, convicted sex trafficker of children, should be fed into a woodchipper."
It's OK if it's political beliefs!
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You can't say, "I want x person fed into a woodchipper."
Instead, you say, "It is my political belief that all people who defend pedophiles, and especially those who defend Jeffrey Epstein, convicted sex trafficker of children, should be fed into a woodchipper."
It's OK if it's political beliefs!
Instead, you say, "It is my political belief that all people who defend pedophiles, and especially those who defend Jeffrey Epstein, convicted sex trafficker of children, should be fed into a woodchipper."
It's OK if it's political beliefs!