Bae, Wake Up, New Year Just Dropped
@randallsd.bsky.social
Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
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🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
Cignetti approximately 2.5 seconds after winning the Peach Bowl.
ok that was fun, now back to the grind. See you when I'm done.
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Cignetti approximately 2.5 seconds after winning the Peach Bowl.
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that’s why they say “all cops” and not “some cops”
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
that’s why they say “all cops” and not “some cops”
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trying to explain to jd vance why it's bad that renee good was killed by federal agents: ok, so, imagine that she was a squirrel belonging to an IG/onlyfans influencer,
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
trying to explain to jd vance why it's bad that renee good was killed by federal agents: ok, so, imagine that she was a squirrel belonging to an IG/onlyfans influencer,
This is the biggest worry about how we need to start arresting and putting everyone in ICE on trial... I just don't know how you do it. FBI's currently full of yes men, are they gonna do it? How many ICE people skeddadle while you hire better people? Do you use the *military*? It's pretty fucked.
Thank you for telling us you neither serve nor protect. Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. That was state murder in broad daylight, captured from multiple angles by multiple witnesses, and the people of Minneapolis have eyes.
You support murder.
You support murder.
January 10, 2026 at 6:44 AM
This is the biggest worry about how we need to start arresting and putting everyone in ICE on trial... I just don't know how you do it. FBI's currently full of yes men, are they gonna do it? How many ICE people skeddadle while you hire better people? Do you use the *military*? It's pretty fucked.
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Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.
Thank you for telling us you neither serve nor protect. Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. That was state murder in broad daylight, captured from multiple angles by multiple witnesses, and the people of Minneapolis have eyes.
You support murder.
You support murder.
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.
LSU losing to Ole Miss next year is gonna be pretty funny.
What’s Lane been posting the last two days well it’s what you think it is
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
LSU losing to Ole Miss next year is gonna be pretty funny.
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Lol. When you put a Brit in charge of your newspaper and all the Americans who might tell him he's revealing who wrote the piece hate him enough not to reveal what he's done...
Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Lol. When you put a Brit in charge of your newspaper and all the Americans who might tell him he's revealing who wrote the piece hate him enough not to reveal what he's done...
This makes Bama's performance look slightly less anemic and more like struggling against inevitability, IMHO.
January 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This makes Bama's performance look slightly less anemic and more like struggling against inevitability, IMHO.
The stats claim it's hard to beat the same team twice in a season, Cignetti says, "I will only become stronger."
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The stats claim it's hard to beat the same team twice in a season, Cignetti says, "I will only become stronger."
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Gonna have to rename the Streisand Effect the Bari Weiss Effect
A career federal agent says that in 25 years, a fleeing vehicle has never justified killing its occupant, and officers should never stand in front of a running car. CBS reportedly pulled the interview, but it posted on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
Retired ICE agent breaks down deadly Minneapolis shooting
YouTube video by CBS Evening News
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Gonna have to rename the Streisand Effect the Bari Weiss Effect
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Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
www.huffpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
To reverse it:
Alabama only had one turnover.
Feels like the beatdown will be even more severe since Oregon dared to touch Indiana's end zone. Cignetti wants to turn Oregon into paste.
Alabama only had one turnover.
Feels like the beatdown will be even more severe since Oregon dared to touch Indiana's end zone. Cignetti wants to turn Oregon into paste.
Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
To reverse it:
Alabama only had one turnover.
Feels like the beatdown will be even more severe since Oregon dared to touch Indiana's end zone. Cignetti wants to turn Oregon into paste.
Alabama only had one turnover.
Feels like the beatdown will be even more severe since Oregon dared to touch Indiana's end zone. Cignetti wants to turn Oregon into paste.
I'm not about to suggest Alabama this year was a better team than Oregon, but we *did* hold Indiana to fewer points in the first half... and probably throughout the game if the second half continues in the same vein cuz oof.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I'm not about to suggest Alabama this year was a better team than Oregon, but we *did* hold Indiana to fewer points in the first half... and probably throughout the game if the second half continues in the same vein cuz oof.
Being an adult means impulse buying cake AND impulse buying baby broccoli.
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Being an adult means impulse buying cake AND impulse buying baby broccoli.
A friend pitched me Patrick H Willems as a video essayist I'd probably like (we were casually chatting about legacy sequels iirc) but didn't pitch it via this video, which I think means said friend has a lot to learn about me.
I mean, I did still end up watching tho. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZca...
I mean, I did still end up watching tho. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZca...
The Rise And Fall Of Muppet Cinema
YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
A friend pitched me Patrick H Willems as a video essayist I'd probably like (we were casually chatting about legacy sequels iirc) but didn't pitch it via this video, which I think means said friend has a lot to learn about me.
I mean, I did still end up watching tho. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZca...
I mean, I did still end up watching tho. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZca...
Very frustrating to have friends that casually use it for things they don't care much about despite knowing people who could help. Friend reached out for help with trivia questions, I sent her some packets I had and said I'd help write if she needed. She sent me hers and... says she used ChatGPT.
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Very frustrating to have friends that casually use it for things they don't care much about despite knowing people who could help. Friend reached out for help with trivia questions, I sent her some packets I had and said I'd help write if she needed. She sent me hers and... says she used ChatGPT.
It's maybe a little off topic, but even if it were true (which to be clear, it isn't, Renee Good was 100% not endangering the life of her murderer), these are the exact same people who have been supporting laws to make it legal to run over protesters and prosecuting ones who defend themselves.
ah. they all got the memo
xcancel.com/JDVance/stat...
xcancel.com/JDVance/stat...
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's maybe a little off topic, but even if it were true (which to be clear, it isn't, Renee Good was 100% not endangering the life of her murderer), these are the exact same people who have been supporting laws to make it legal to run over protesters and prosecuting ones who defend themselves.
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i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane
ah. they all got the memo
xcancel.com/JDVance/stat...
xcancel.com/JDVance/stat...
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane
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I cannot stress this enough: this is not possible
in a literal technological sense: you cannot train an AI and expect even comprehensible results with under ~1 million pieces of data, nobody can supply all that with the variance needed. You can only achieve it through wanton scraping
in a literal technological sense: you cannot train an AI and expect even comprehensible results with under ~1 million pieces of data, nobody can supply all that with the variance needed. You can only achieve it through wanton scraping
Larian CEO says Divinity could have gen AI assets in it but only if the tools are trained on the studio's own data.
"If we use a GenAI model to create in-game assets, then it'll be trained on data we own."
https://kotaku.com/divinity-gen-ai-larian-bg3-reddit-ama-2000658429
"If we use a GenAI model to create in-game assets, then it'll be trained on data we own."
https://kotaku.com/divinity-gen-ai-larian-bg3-reddit-ama-2000658429
January 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I cannot stress this enough: this is not possible
in a literal technological sense: you cannot train an AI and expect even comprehensible results with under ~1 million pieces of data, nobody can supply all that with the variance needed. You can only achieve it through wanton scraping
in a literal technological sense: you cannot train an AI and expect even comprehensible results with under ~1 million pieces of data, nobody can supply all that with the variance needed. You can only achieve it through wanton scraping
This is Jonathan Greenblatt's Birth of a Nation.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is Jonathan Greenblatt's Birth of a Nation.
I'm not a lawyer and the law I work in isn't criminal, but bare minimum ICE and most of the organizations and departments under this admin should get RICO'd.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I'm not a lawyer and the law I work in isn't criminal, but bare minimum ICE and most of the organizations and departments under this admin should get RICO'd.
Sometimes I wonder if crime is going down because people who want to actively do horrible things to others are realizing more and more, and especially in this admin, they can just join policing forces and do those things without consequence.
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes I wonder if crime is going down because people who want to actively do horrible things to others are realizing more and more, and especially in this admin, they can just join policing forces and do those things without consequence.
"Don't Tread On Me" apparently means "I'll Be Doing The Treading Here"
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"Don't Tread On Me" apparently means "I'll Be Doing The Treading Here"
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Leaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Leaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.