Bae, Wake Up, New Year Just Dropped
@randallsd.bsky.social
Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Pinned
I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
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I’ve had porn deepfakes made of me since long before genAI existed, and am (sadly) very unphased by it at this point, but I do strongly agree with this sentiment.
These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.
These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.
He was of course a MAGA guy. The posts on his account that weren’t replies with AI porn of other women were barely literate Trump support.
The underlying point of the fake genAI nudes in his posts was not so that he could jerk off. One can do that quietly. His point was: “we can do this any time.”
The underlying point of the fake genAI nudes in his posts was not so that he could jerk off. One can do that quietly. His point was: “we can do this any time.”
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I’ve had porn deepfakes made of me since long before genAI existed, and am (sadly) very unphased by it at this point, but I do strongly agree with this sentiment.
These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.
These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.
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Welcome to the new world:
This video, viewed millions of times on TikTok, Facebook and X, claims to show Venezuelans taking to the street to thank the US for detaining Maduro.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
January 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Welcome to the new world:
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This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
"It's actually good that Hitler invaded Poland and thumbed his nose at the evil Stalin, that makes our country look strong."
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"It's actually good that Hitler invaded Poland and thumbed his nose at the evil Stalin, that makes our country look strong."
Can't tell if Trump is to blame or if UPS has always been that damn expensive, but I just paid over $100 to send two admittedly somewhat large (15x15x9 5.375lbs, 20x15x10 3.625lbs) boxes to Chicago and Wisconsin. Ugh.
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Can't tell if Trump is to blame or if UPS has always been that damn expensive, but I just paid over $100 to send two admittedly somewhat large (15x15x9 5.375lbs, 20x15x10 3.625lbs) boxes to Chicago and Wisconsin. Ugh.
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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
Wake up babe, new crush just dropped.
"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."
En kvinna, utklädd till rosa Power Ranger, hackade datingsida för högerextrema. Hon raderade hela sidan, men först fick hon användarna att bli kära i AI-botar som hon drev och fick på så sätt ut information om dem. Över 8000 högerextrema profiler har nu kartlagts.
cybernews.com/security/inv...
cybernews.com/security/inv...
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Wake up babe, new crush just dropped.
LOL Iraq War 2 apparently has France on the wrong side this time weeeeee
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
LOL Iraq War 2 apparently has France on the wrong side this time weeeeee
Hella fast.
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Hella fast.
Jeffries and Schumer might well be the most powerful Republicans in Congress. Especially Schumer.
This is *extremely* weak leadership from Jeffries and Schumer. When the wannabe king ignores congress to initiate regime change abroad, they are requesting a fucking briefing sometime soon.
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Jeffries and Schumer might well be the most powerful Republicans in Congress. Especially Schumer.
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look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
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DNC chair somehow capable of a more full throated statement than any Democratic leader in congress
My full statement on Trump’s unconstitutional military operations in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
DNC chair somehow capable of a more full throated statement than any Democratic leader in congress
My mental health was already taking a steep dive this weekend before this shit, so, fun times in the apartment that is empty except me and a Cat Whomst Yells.
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
My mental health was already taking a steep dive this weekend before this shit, so, fun times in the apartment that is empty except me and a Cat Whomst Yells.
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And there ya have it…
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
And there ya have it…
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
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"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
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I swear to god, a kid I went to high school with who was posting the “Harris will send me to war” memes reposted this with “we’re so back”
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I swear to god, a kid I went to high school with who was posting the “Harris will send me to war” memes reposted this with “we’re so back”
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to dust this one off again
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Damn Reuters embarrassed itself and you so fast
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Damn Reuters embarrassed itself and you so fast
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Honestly this feels like something the world should've started signaling they'd do, like... immediately. Especially with the torturing of immigrants and tourists which will only get insanely worse during these international events.
Also, it would be a big economic blow to the US, an easy sanction.
Also, it would be a big economic blow to the US, an easy sanction.
The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics.
It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.
It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Honestly this feels like something the world should've started signaling they'd do, like... immediately. Especially with the torturing of immigrants and tourists which will only get insanely worse during these international events.
Also, it would be a big economic blow to the US, an easy sanction.
Also, it would be a big economic blow to the US, an easy sanction.
So, like, second Republican president of the 21st century, second war for oil (this time decided wholly unilaterally instead of just lying to Congress).
Cool beans cool beans, sure would be nice to see some South Korean-style revolts or some impeachments and imprisonments or something for once.
Cool beans cool beans, sure would be nice to see some South Korean-style revolts or some impeachments and imprisonments or something for once.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
So, like, second Republican president of the 21st century, second war for oil (this time decided wholly unilaterally instead of just lying to Congress).
Cool beans cool beans, sure would be nice to see some South Korean-style revolts or some impeachments and imprisonments or something for once.
Cool beans cool beans, sure would be nice to see some South Korean-style revolts or some impeachments and imprisonments or something for once.
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imagining Laura Loomer going to an Alabama football game and thinking all the women in the audience are Hamas
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
imagining Laura Loomer going to an Alabama football game and thinking all the women in the audience are Hamas
Bear Bryant is now Hamas.
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Bear Bryant is now Hamas.