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randallsd.bsky.social
Cranbaerry Sauce Lover
@randallsd.bsky.social
Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting

Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host

Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Amongst all the AI slop... there is a savior...
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I mean, the format's definitely there.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am currently in the middle of being kicked in the head. Well, used as a foot rest, the kicking happened en route to that.

12 years I've had him and I didn't think he's ever done that.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Two wordplays, both alike in dignity,
On fair Blueskyline, where we lay our scene,
From tired treats break to new oddity,
Where skeets make civil observations seen.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Defending the idea that AIPAC, which is specifically a Jewish Zionist political funding group as opposed to the larger Christofascist Zionists, has something to do with specific Dems being cowardly fucks on the budget/the general progression of fascism in the US that's traced back to our foundation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is in honor of YouTube naming me a "Top Mountain Goats listener" even though I'm one of the ones heavily contributing to the view counts for "Up the Wolves" and "No Children" of late.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I love getting suggested a video with this as the thumbnail the day Cuomo loses lolol
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The AP seems to have called it, too.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hm.
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This reads just as honestly as his cries against Donald Trump did.

His article about being a Never Trumper is still on his website, by the by.
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Indeed.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh jesus that poor household. I mean, not financially, I assume, but they both feel like they've been through the ringer.

ffs, THIS is absolutely insane to read on Yoshihiro Togashi's wiki page.
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Transphobia kills trans people. Transphobia kills cis people. Transphobia endangers children and leads them open to sexual assault,

Transphobia must be killed before it kills the world.
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ed O, diagnosing one of Brian Kelly's most audible flaws correctly: "That guy sounded like a dumbass."
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"that Ninja guy from Fortnite"

Uh, yeah, Brendel. Naruto is still a thing.

This guy thinks Naruto isn't still a thing, smdh (which means shake my dattebayo head)
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The "FUCK YOU FOR LIKING SPORTSBALL" people must be FURIOUS now.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me trying to pretend to baseball knowers that I am one of them: "So how about Ohtani and those RBIs?" but I pronounce it as though Ohtani has the meats.
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I dunno ESPN, maybe you gotta update those headlines a little faster.
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM