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randallsd.bsky.social
Cranbaerry Sauce Lover
@randallsd.bsky.social
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Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting

Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host

Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
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Amongst all the AI slop... there is a savior...
A Coca-Cola-branded bear (polar bear, I suppose, but looking a bit grey) standing bipedally on a brown wood-grain table. He wears black sunglasses, a black vest with Coca-Cola written in trademark red, and a red tie. He is playing the saxophone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I mean, the format's definitely there.
Actor Adam Scott (white man, dark brown-to-black hair cropped short with some sideburns, thin bears and mustache) in a black suit and blue shirt on the left, hands up as if excitedly explaining something. Pope Leo (white man, gray hair, white zucchetto (skull cap?) and white vestments and gold necklace) on the right, plain look on his face that does not quite match Adam Scott's excitement. Text on left reads, "Me talking about the D&D characters I just made" Text on right reads, "My friend who really just wants to go get some tacos"
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I am currently in the middle of being kicked in the head. Well, used as a foot rest, the kicking happened en route to that.

12 years I've had him and I didn't think he's ever done that.
A creamsicle cat lying longways on the right side, sleepily, atop a blue sheet. His back legs are splayed with one sitting on the top of the head of a white guy with a beard and glasses and dark hair. The other is tucked near the man's chin. Just the bottom half of a creamsicle cat lying with his back legs splayed, one sitting on the top of the head of a white guy with a beard and glasses and dark hair. The other is tucked near the man's chin.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Two wordplays, both alike in dignity,
On fair Blueskyline, where we lay our scene,
From tired treats break to new oddity,
Where skeets make civil observations seen.
Image of two Bluesky skeets following each other on the timeline, posted a mere four minutes apart and reskeeted by two different people I follow, both quoteskeet commenting on the same post with very similar wordplay. Original skeet shows "a photo of Oreo Loaded cookies, which promise real oreo cookie crumbs in the filling of the oreo" with user lillian‬ (@toomanymouths.bsky.social‬) saying: "oh wow that’s crazy oreos with bits of of oreos. in them Real Bits of Oreos" Carolyn Fiddler (@cfidd.bsky.social‬) QSd: "Oreoboros" ‪Joshua Erlich‬ (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social‬) QSed: "ouroboreos"
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Defending the idea that AIPAC, which is specifically a Jewish Zionist political funding group as opposed to the larger Christofascist Zionists, has something to do with specific Dems being cowardly fucks on the budget/the general progression of fascism in the US that's traced back to our foundation.
Asher Elbein‬ @asherelbein.bsky.social‬ · 3h AIPAC should be abolished but they and Israel have absolutely nothing to do with the shut down or the Senate democrats caving on it. Y'all please get a *grip* QS of Deleted skeet kokujin-kun—ICE Delenda Est🆓️ @kokujinkun.bsky.social‬ Zionists have been highly instrumental in corrupting our politicians and bringing about fascism in this country, those this information is very relevant.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This is in honor of YouTube naming me a "Top Mountain Goats listener" even though I'm one of the ones heavily contributing to the view counts for "Up the Wolves" and "No Children" of late.
An exponential growth chart. The X-axis reads, "number of days spent in a Trump presidency". The Y-axis reads, "number of views on the YouTube video for "This Year" by The Mountain Goats".
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Image of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag promotional art with Edward Kenway in the central focus, pistol and sword in hand. His head has been replaced with the head of Paul Sabourin of Paul and Storm wearing a jaunty little cap purportedly intended to be a "pirate hat" for a Halloween costume.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I love getting suggested a video with this as the thumbnail the day Cuomo loses lolol
Image of Ryan Stiles from the American TV show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" mid-sketch with the text under him reading "Shows why he is known as Mr. Sexual Harassment", thumbnail for a 33 minute and 7 second YouTube video titled "33 minutes of Whose line Is It Anyway! - Season 3 moments" by YouTube account Toich
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The AP seems to have called it, too.
PBS News's imprint of the Associated Press NYC Mayoral Race counter showing the AP has called the race for Mamdani. All that remains is seeing if he does indeed beat 50%.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Hm.
Image from the Wikipedia article for the film Daddy's Home 2. Sections circled in red preceded and followed with (red). "Daddy's Home 2 (titled on screen as Daddy's Home Two) is a 2017 American Christmas buddy comedy film directed by Sean Anders and written by Anders and John Morris. A sequel to Daddy's Home (2015), it stars Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Linda Cardellini, John Cena, with John Lithgow and (red) Mel Gibson (red). The plot follows now-reformed fathers Brad and Dusty (Ferrell and Wahlberg), now co-parenting Dusty's kids, who have to deal with their own fathers (Lithgow and Gibson) visiting for the holidays. Unlike its predecessor, Red Granite Pictures was not involved in the film's production. Principal photography on the film began in Massachusetts in March 2017 and it was (red) released in the United States by Paramount Pictures (red) on November 10, 2017. Although the film received generally negative reviews from critics, it grossed over $180 million worldwide against a production budget of $69–70 million."
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Ta-Nehisi Coates saying, “Was silence not an option?”
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Results from a DuckDuckGo search about Melania Trump and her shitty coat about not caring. "New York Post https://nypost.com › 2018 › 06 › 21 › melania-trump-wears-i-really-dont-care-do-u-jacket-to-border Melania Trump wears 'I really don't care, do U?' jacket to border Jun 22, 2018 - First Lady Melania Trump wore a jacket with the words "I really don't care, do U?" on the back on Thursday as she boarded a plane on her way to visit immigrant children being held at the border. New York Post https://nypost.com › 2018 › 06 › 21 › heres-what-trump-says-melanias-dont-care-coat-means Here's what Trump says Melania's 'don't care' coat means Jun 21, 2018 - President Trump tried to spin first lady Melania Trump's controversial choice of outfit when she visited an immigrant youth detention center Thursday — by once again attacking the media ..."
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This reads just as honestly as his cries against Donald Trump did.

His article about being a Never Trumper is still on his website, by the by.
DuckDuckGo search result showing The Daily Wire's article "SHAPIRO: I Will Never Vote For Donald Trump. Here's Why." Intro text reads: "I will never vote for Donald Trump.Ever.I will never vote for Donald Trump because I stand with certain principles. I stand with small government and free markets and religious freedom and personal responsibility. Donald Trump stands against all of these things. He stands for Planned Parenthood and..."
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Katie Tightpussy of Bluesky's PFP head on the body of Ozymandias from the comic Watchmen, saying, "I did it thirty-five minutes ago."
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Indeed.
Screencap of the op-ed "We Need To Start Befriending Neo Nazis" written by (it should be noted because of the subject of the piece and her apparent recent horrors about even more open embracing of right-wing antisemitism) Jewish Zionist Bethany Mandel and published on August 24, 2017, 12 days after Neo Nazis killed someone in Charlottesville and spent at least one whole night with tiki torches screaming about how Jews would not replace them.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Oh jesus that poor household. I mean, not financially, I assume, but they both feel like they've been through the ringer.

ffs, THIS is absolutely insane to read on Yoshihiro Togashi's wiki page.
generous to his staff.[38] In July 2022, Togashi revealed that he was unable to sit in a chair for two years due to his back and hip problems, but was able to resume drawing by doing so while lying down.[39]
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Transphobia kills trans people. Transphobia kills cis people. Transphobia endangers children and leads them open to sexual assault,

Transphobia must be killed before it kills the world.
Overview Male breast cancer is a rare cancer that begins as a growth of cells in the breast tissue of men. Breast cancer is typically thought of as a condition that happens in women. But everyone is born with some breast tissue. So anyone can get breast cancer.
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Ed O, diagnosing one of Brian Kelly's most audible flaws correctly: "That guy sounded like a dumbass."
Screenshot from ESPN that says "Failing to Fit In" above a video which has a thumbnail of Ed Orgeron in his LSU shirt, clapping his hands together. The title of the video reads, "Ed Orgeron: It looked like Brian Kelly 'never embraced the state of Louisiana'".
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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"that Ninja guy from Fortnite"

Uh, yeah, Brendel. Naruto is still a thing.

This guy thinks Naruto isn't still a thing, smdh (which means shake my dattebayo head)
An image included to hopefully sell a really stupid "joke" I'm attempting. Promotional artwork of the Fortnite x Naruto Shippuden collaboration that shows Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi all jumping out of the what's it called, Battle Bus? Along with I think the banana's name is Peely and some blond lady in the back doing a Superman pose.
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Meme of Geordi LaForge from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Text above the meme: "Who to invite to the newsroom to discuss the Louvre theft" Geordi putting his hand up to stop you: "Dan Brown" Geordi pointing a finger in agreement: "That French guy who steals art with the power of French hip-hop instrumentals and breakdancing"
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The Black male CIA agent Craig Jeffers from the 2016 film Jason Bourne in blue lighting and wearing a suit and tie saying, "Jesus Christ it's another banger from Brendel".
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The "FUCK YOU FOR LIKING SPORTSBALL" people must be FURIOUS now.
Image of the current trending tab on Bluesky, which says NBA Tip-Off, Clayton Kershaw, Ohtani, Blue Jays, World Series, Dodgers.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Me trying to pretend to baseball knowers that I am one of them: "So how about Ohtani and those RBIs?" but I pronounce it as though Ohtani has the meats.
Image from Inglourious Basterds of a spy pretending to be a Nazi holding up three fingers the way an American would to order three drinks, facing away from the audience in the foreground. The Nazi the camera is focused on is focusing on those fingers, knowing that he is not German.
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I dunno ESPN, maybe you gotta update those headlines a little faster.
ESPN screenshot showing the World Series game 3 at the top of the 4th with the Bluejays at 4 and the Dodgers at 2. The headline associated reads: "Follow live: Ohtani crushes solo HR to extend Dodgers' lead". The image is also not of Ohtani.
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM