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randallsd.bsky.social
Cranbaerry Sauce Lover
@randallsd.bsky.social
Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting

Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host

Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Amongst all the AI slop... there is a savior...
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I worked on the visas for both of the USNT head coaches and I'm pretty sure the current USMNT head coach is only here for the World Cup lol

We're supposed to be on track to finally reach the global average for interest in the sport by 2026, though. Supposed to be. With politics as is, though... :/
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Plz forward me any LA-based results, will pay commission per successful find. <3
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Going the How to Train Your Dragon route, I guess?
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If they ended it with the 💦 emoji, I also still wouldn't understand it, but I'd understand the vibe more.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Marjorie the Gathering, Wizards of the Coast's direct response to Exodia the Forbidden One.
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I've gone with aspirational slut for myself during the dry spell.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Personally, I'm fine subtracting voters from the right without adding those exact same voters to my "side". There are other voters we can work to add.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM