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But I would not feel, not think, not dream, were it not for you in my rusted iron womb...
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if you spend all your time thinking, you'd have nothing to think about except thoughts
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Service Outage

xkcd.com/3170/
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
attempting to glass someone with a plastic soda bottle rn
*donk, donk, donk, donk*
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Wild how it feels like most news coming from the CDC is “as an alternative to the untested and toxic nature of medicine, we recommend the more proven method of drawing two circle and two dots on the skin of another person, which pinches the nerves in a way that makes one immune to cooties”
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The whole "Nintendo cracking down on Bikini Kawasaki air rides" thing gave me a horrible idea.
Stupid sexy Kawasaki! #KirbyAirRiders
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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funniest comedy movies of all time:

10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
wait, I need a girlfriend now? I thought getting fucked in the ass was enough to be gay, but apparently not anymore!
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I am at a Culver's on a Sunday afternoon, I am a walking midwestern stereotype. Next thing you know I will be saying "oh doncha know..."
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Behind the Princess' Portrait
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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game genres are so fuzzy and confusing...what's an Action Adventure game?? what do you actually do in an RPG?? to fix this, i got together with loads of my lovely friends to create a much more descriptive classification system. all games can be neatly placed into the New Genres
August 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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🤔
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The Los Angeles Record
November 22, 1921
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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pov you are zohran mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
He Chekhov on my gun till I payoff his narrative
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Why be #2 when you can be #1
the term shitposter is out. i am re-branding myself as a pissposter.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I've finally snapped and got rid of Firefox, too much AI Bullshit every week, swapped over to a fork called Zen
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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it is literally a chef's job to cook and serve leave him alone
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
Nintendo is seemingly rushing to remove user-made designs shared within Kirby Air Riders that feature fan-favorite character Chef Kawasaki dressed in a micro bikini. https://bit.ly/43L2cSJ
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM