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Rachel
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Been saying this the entire season. #FireZacTaylor
The team has a franchise QB, two incredible receivers, and a decent running back. HIRE SOMEBODY FROM THE SHANAHAN TREE. #Benagls
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Chills.
if you missed it...
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I actually just canceled a gym membership from my bed. Without having to talk to a person.

I need to buy a lottery ticket.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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My hairstylist turned me onto this and omg it smells absolutely divine!!! I want everything and everyone to smell like this all the time!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Did #JamarrChase go to the Harry Styles school of spitting? #spitgate
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Weekly check in on #Bengals fans and also the frequently used #fireZacTaylor tag!
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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If you tell a child over and over "seeing/hearing xyz is bad for you" (eg rock & roll, people in bikinis), and you accompany it with psychological threat (eg satan's influence and eternal damnation), it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy, because harmless exposure *can* inflict emotional distress
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I think I’d use LinkedIn more if it let me snoop without notifying people I viewed their profile
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I can’t see the #NorthernLights on the east side of #Cincinnati and it makes me a little sad.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Got that much needed bath! #Jedi #GermanShepherd
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Big plans tonight. #gettingwildonaTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
However could the Packers have come back from that? #manhandled
Eagles take an insurmountable 3-point lead
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Do you know how much funnier I would be if my iPhone didn’t autocorrect so many things
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I surpass Jesus (turn 34) soon and also have no idea what I’m doing here. Maybe our 40s will be more clear?
On my way to thirty one years i do not know if i’ll ever know what in the living fuck im doing here does anyone know if this is normal?
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Well, at least Kim Davis lost today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He still smells but we put on the #Packers kerchief anyway. #Jedi #GermanShepherd
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching #JordanLove fight for his life is preparing me for the return of #JoeBurrow
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Also, I never thought I’d say this, but here in #Cincinnati it is too cold to drink. Yes, I was born in Minnesota. Yes, I have become a pansy ass.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Are we mentally prepared for this game? #GoPackGo
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sometimes #JimHarbaugh is like a big little kid and it makes me chuckle. #teamnevergrowup
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I feel personally attacked by this #Progressive ad. Can I borrow Mitch Trubisky for drive thru ordering too? #somuchpressure #sheerpanic #Igetitfrommydad
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hot damn. #OnePride
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The pup got really sick. No appetite and threw up the food he did eat. He, unfortunately, got his tail into the throw up. We went to the E-Vet and he got fluids and an anti nausea shot. He needs a bath in the worst way but he’s still a little distressed and it’s about to snow.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Marriage goals
I programmed my Alexa so that when my wife comes downstairs and she says, “Alexa, Christmas Time!” All the decorative lights turn on around the house, the Christmas tree lights up, and all the Amazon Dots around the house play her favorite Christmas Music!
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Got on here to not complain about sports! Instead I share with you all this hilarious picture of #Jedi the #germanshepherd
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM