Raccoon Running with Scissors
@raccoonrunning.bsky.social
A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad.
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
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Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6b
#StuffMyWifeSendsMe
#RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Neanderthal were all heathens. Not a one of them believed in Jesus 😏
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Neanderthal were all heathens. Not a one of them believed in Jesus 😏
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Watching Spy X Family I chose to believe this is a reference to Specterman's main villain, Dr Gorey
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Watching Spy X Family I chose to believe this is a reference to Specterman's main villain, Dr Gorey
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
Da fuq.
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Da fuq.
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
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Somebody should invent a cool newspaper. Maybe put comics in it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Somebody should invent a cool newspaper. Maybe put comics in it.
The Skyline restaurants throughout Ohio confirm this statement
Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Skyline restaurants throughout Ohio confirm this statement
The center console on a car used to have a purpose. It held CD's
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The center console on a car used to have a purpose. It held CD's
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MAD Magazine back cover fold-in lookin-ass.
I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
MAD Magazine back cover fold-in lookin-ass.
How many cooks?
a stuffed cat is playing a piano keyboard in a kitchen .
Alt: a stuffed cat is playing a piano keyboard in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How many cooks?
Name a villain you sympathize with
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Name a villain you sympathize with
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
r/TubiTreasures has been a favorite since the moment I the algorithm decided I needed it
www.reddit.com/r/TubiTreasu...
www.reddit.com/r/TubiTreasu...
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November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
r/TubiTreasures has been a favorite since the moment I the algorithm decided I needed it
www.reddit.com/r/TubiTreasu...
www.reddit.com/r/TubiTreasu...
To be fair, it's not like the two of them are sitting on the porch sipping lemonade.
The art is super cute and I like the music and vocalizations
The art is super cute and I like the music and vocalizations
A celebration of calmness?
We used to live in a proper country... One where a cat violently tried to eat mice
We used to live in a proper country... One where a cat violently tried to eat mice
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To be fair, it's not like the two of them are sitting on the porch sipping lemonade.
The art is super cute and I like the music and vocalizations
The art is super cute and I like the music and vocalizations
A celebration of calmness?
We used to live in a proper country... One where a cat violently tried to eat mice
We used to live in a proper country... One where a cat violently tried to eat mice
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A celebration of calmness?
We used to live in a proper country... One where a cat violently tried to eat mice
We used to live in a proper country... One where a cat violently tried to eat mice
At least we can all agree that Spock is the best Jedi
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
At least we can all agree that Spock is the best Jedi
Do astronauts only get paid if they go to space?
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Do astronauts only get paid if they go to space?
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Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
Believe it or not, people are not, the people of Cincinnati are not fans of anything associated with JD Vance
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Believe it or not, people are not, the people of Cincinnati are not fans of anything associated with JD Vance
People keep chattering about this Mamdani guy, but I know you all really wanting to know whether the City of Cincinnati's Issue 34 Parks and Rec tax levy passed
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
People keep chattering about this Mamdani guy, but I know you all really wanting to know whether the City of Cincinnati's Issue 34 Parks and Rec tax levy passed
Call me cynical, but I expect a significant drop off in NYC news coverage in the coming years
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Call me cynical, but I expect a significant drop off in NYC news coverage in the coming years
In these uncertain tines, it's important to get your news from a reliable source.
youtu.be/De05Iuht4vQ?...
youtu.be/De05Iuht4vQ?...
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
In these uncertain tines, it's important to get your news from a reliable source.
youtu.be/De05Iuht4vQ?...
youtu.be/De05Iuht4vQ?...
The clocks rolled back this weekend... so if you ever considered joining those nuts that workout before work, today's the easiest day to join
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The clocks rolled back this weekend... so if you ever considered joining those nuts that workout before work, today's the easiest day to join
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alright ill bite whats baseball
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
alright ill bite whats baseball