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raccoonrunning.bsky.social
Raccoon Running with Scissors
@raccoonrunning.bsky.social
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A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad.

Unserious quips with mirthful intent.

FC Cincinnati

🌱 6b

#StuffMyWifeSendsMe
#RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies

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A woman with short cropped mostly gray hair. She sits in a diner wearing a brown cardigan over a dark colored blouse. She says to the waiter: "I'll have what she's having" as famously depicted in the movie "When Harry met Sally" 'she's' been crossed out with the new text reading: "I'll have what Keb's having"
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Was at my brother's place and picked up this gem from my childhood among some others.

Even at 10 or 11 whenever I got this issue, I thought the Squirrel Girl story was ridiculous.
Cover to Marvel Super-Heroes Winter Special. A variety of heroes are leaping out from the cover art Comic pages opened to 'The Coming of... Squirrel Girl's featuring Iron Man
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only
A man in front of a sound board. He had longish blond hair and a toothy smile. He is a Caucasian wearing light tinted sunglasses and an orange shirt
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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So I was cruising in the HyperLoop the other day through the Boring tunnel spanning LA to Las Vegas when Grok buzzed me on my Neuralink with an update celebrating the 100th SpaceX landing on the Mars Colony.
An image from the movie Brazil in which a man is strapped to a chair that is about to set him into a dream state in a dystopian future plagued by bureaucracy The image shows a man in a large room flanked by a police officer and a man out of frame. A metallic ceme spherical object is setting down over his cranium as he looks to the screen with wide-eyed terror
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Me this morning explaining a crossover event to Wife
Ralph Wiggins enters into the room where his mom and dad are sitting at a kitchen table. The boys sheepishly says "Reddit and blue sky were in the closet making babies and I saw one of Morty's skeets on an r/Cincinnati post and it said Turkey is stuffed with chili"
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I hear they finally got some dungarees on that David statue, we can all sleep soundly again
Michaelangelo's David split screen between the original and a depiction in The Simpsons in which David has blue jeans put upon the statue
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Excited.

Finishing up my first external voice acting submittal... Performing a Sunbow Animation style Destro (Arthur Burghardt) for a small YouTube station.

Whether there is interest or not, it's fun creating the submittal too to bottom.
A cartoon image of a man called Destro, from the 1980's GI Joe cartoon series. Image depicts a large muscular man wearing a black catsuit. He has silver metal gauntlets and silver face mask. The catsuit has an oversized red collar and a deep plunging neckline exposing rippling muscles covered in a yellowish base layer.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Realizing my knife stuck in the grapefruit allowing me to free up a hand might be attributed as menecing if I didn't do this to let my fluffy kitty man back inside after he insisted on going onto the porch while it was raining.
Caucasian man's hand holds a half of a grapefruit with a steak knife stabbed into the center that he used as he could not locate a grapefruit spoon
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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😅😂😂
A cartoon clown, Krusty the clown from the Simpsons, sports white face paint, a red nose, and green hair poofed out in three directions has a cigarette hanging from his mouth with text that reads " What the hell is that? "
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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A screenshot from the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) game Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest. 8 bit graphics depict a dense forest of trees with a grassy underbrush and a block stone walkway. Text reads: "What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse"
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Been a bit since I posted some #StuffMyWifeSendsMe. She's promising to send more bangers my way to increase productivity
Title: A shit take mushroom Image: A jaunty little mushroom with arms akimbo Text: The economy's worse now because Trump's letting it hit rock bottom so it can rock it back later That's just how winners play the game A4 panel meme showing an early hominid contemplating evolution next to a strand of DNA Evolution can you give me a bright posture To use your hands for tools and weapons? Yeeeees. Hands petting various wildlife A series of tweets and responses, Person 1: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley Person 2: I'm pickle Rick XD Person 3: You ruined it Person 2: I don't think you got the reference. It's from Rick & Morty
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Gentlemen… it's not a rebrand, it's a reawakening. We’re not selling an SGLT2 Inhibitor called Jardiance. It's Swole Taint.

The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
A white man in a dark gray suit sits in a mid century modern office chair as he smokes a cigarette
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Parmesano reggiano cheese. Sounds fancy
A fluffy white boy named Cosmo wearing a tuxedo
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Specterman's Dr Gorey for the uninitiated
A space ape sporting blonde hair and a blonde beard chin strap wearing a purple suit (shows as pink in this image) with white gloves. In the background and image of a planet a meteor and a flying saucer.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Watching Spy X Family I chose to believe this is a reference to Specterman's main villain, Dr Gorey
An anime image showing a man with a graying beard and receding hairline being confronted by a young man with dark hair and glasses. A large man stands behind the startled gray hair man. Text reads: I'm Chief Medical Director Gerald Gorey
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
A man in dangerous prisoner restraints flanked by multiple guards. The man has a black leather bit mask covering his mouth, each hand has leather mittens limiting dexterity, and a leather apron connected to long wands on either side allowing the guards holding the wands to control movement
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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A celebration of calmness?

We used to live in a proper country... One where a cat violently tried to eat mice
A title card for Tom and Jerry Gokko It states: Tom and Jerry Gokko celebrates the calmness and simplicity of everyday life in this cute new stylization
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Believe it or not, people are not, the people of Cincinnati are not fans of anything associated with JD Vance
JD Vance's half brother suffers humiliating loss and mayoral race
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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An image of Mr Burns from The Simpsons with his fingers pressed together on other hand peaked. Text reads "Let the fools have their Parks and recreation"
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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In these uncertain tines, it's important to get your news from a reliable source.

youtu.be/De05Iuht4vQ?...
A retro aesthetic advertisement for TV Cobra hosted by Anchor Viper. A black and white photo of a woman wearing a tailored dark blue suit with lapels spread wide to accentuate a cobra logo on a black shirt. Her short black bob hair frames her eyes with most of her face obscured by a black face mask. Black gloved hands hold printouts of the latest news
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I'd like to know what I clicked into that brought on the 'Eat like the Apostles' meal plan AI ad on the Guardian website.
A screenshot from The Guardian news website. Various mundane articles surround a paid advertisement depicting an AI generated Jesus speaking to various followers attentively listening on bended knee. The text reads: 'Eat like the Apostles - Don't eat for pleasure. Tame the plate'
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Okay, which is your objectively terrible b-movie that you hold with critical esteem?

I'll start... TerrorVision (1986)
A man with pencil thin mustache and dark brown hair. His eyebrows are furroughed in a pensive stare. He wears a light gray tweed suit. One hand is raised holding a little cigarette in front of his chest as he exhales smoke from his nostrils. In the background, a movie projector casts a stream of light over his left shoulder. Text: Horror fans watching objectively terrible b-movies
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Randy the Dinosaur was a great parody on Saturday Morning All Star Hits
VHS style cover art for Saturday morning all Star Hits
October 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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#RaccWatch 'd Trick 'R Treat with Wife. I saw this for the first time 2 years ago. It was her first viewing.

Solid anthology with good twists. At 84mins, It's just super tight and satisfying.
Movie poster for Trick 'r Treat. Image overlayed with a mostly orange filter. Front and center is a small bodied child in orange jumpsuit and oversized round head covered in burlap with button eyes. A jack-o'-lantern smiles sinisterly at its feet. The background has a mixture of important characters from the movie with a dreamy orange haze softening their images
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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You're either drinking a beer with me or against me
A frothy headed pilsner held up to a mantle that houses a variety of GI Joe Classified figures
October 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM