Castor
@racastor.bsky.social
Accountant (CPA, MA), Physics and Math nerd (BS), Dog person, Former OTF cult member, D&D DM, Backyard Chicken enthusiast.
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Castor
@racastor.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Standing offer. I will give any government official a guided tour through rural Indiana at no cost, with no media. You're buying lunch though.
I have no idea what my spaniel got into, but he is releasing some weapons grade gas.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I have no idea what my spaniel got into, but he is releasing some weapons grade gas.
Accurate. Shawshank is one of my favorite movies of all time, and my taste in film is.. let's say atrocious.
Shawshank redemption has the weirdest cultural position of any movie. If you think it’s a bad movie you probably don’t like good movies. If it’s your favorite movie of all time you probably don’t like good movies. If you like good movies you have probably never thought about it for more than 5 mins
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Accurate. Shawshank is one of my favorite movies of all time, and my taste in film is.. let's say atrocious.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
Johnny 5 was peak robot design.
The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Johnny 5 was peak robot design.
The best way to address people's economic concerns is to fly the president around the country to scream about how magnets are alien tech, windmills are Lovecraftian horrors, and his regime's greatest success is denying food and health care to millions.
Saying “I don’t want to hear about the affordability” didn’t work?
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November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The best way to address people's economic concerns is to fly the president around the country to scream about how magnets are alien tech, windmills are Lovecraftian horrors, and his regime's greatest success is denying food and health care to millions.
Welcome to Derry has such great acting, dialogue, and visuals and such absolutely shit story and plot. It's fucking tragic.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Welcome to Derry has such great acting, dialogue, and visuals and such absolutely shit story and plot. It's fucking tragic.
Christmas music playing in public on Nov 11th is an abomination to G-d. Really any Christmas music in public is, but it seems especially awful this fucking early.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Christmas music playing in public on Nov 11th is an abomination to G-d. Really any Christmas music in public is, but it seems especially awful this fucking early.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Whenever I'm having a rough day, my cocker spaniel knows and will smack me in the face with his paws until I pet him.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Whenever I'm having a rough day, my cocker spaniel knows and will smack me in the face with his paws until I pet him.
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He's launching a TrumpRX.gov site to charge a $1 more for Zepbound? Seems fucking stupid. Supposedly prices will trend downward, but I won't hold my breath.
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November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He's launching a TrumpRX.gov site to charge a $1 more for Zepbound? Seems fucking stupid. Supposedly prices will trend downward, but I won't hold my breath.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
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In 24 hours I'll be arriving at the hospital for surgery. I'm holding a lot of fear, not just about the procedure, but allowing myself to hope that this will be a critical point in my recovery. Thoughts, prayers, vibes, positive manifesting, planetary retrogrades, and cash are appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In 24 hours I'll be arriving at the hospital for surgery. I'm holding a lot of fear, not just about the procedure, but allowing myself to hope that this will be a critical point in my recovery. Thoughts, prayers, vibes, positive manifesting, planetary retrogrades, and cash are appreciated.
This is objectively hilarious because conservatives and the political right are constantly telling us how much better American society was during eras of rampant and casual drug usage.
Show me one society that has allowed widespread drug use and is better for it. Or where incarceration helps solve the issue.
It's awesome when libs on here are also like "I am an insane fascist"
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is objectively hilarious because conservatives and the political right are constantly telling us how much better American society was during eras of rampant and casual drug usage.
Has someone replaced Adam Sandler's face on the "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" movie poster with Mamdani's?
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Has someone replaced Adam Sandler's face on the "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" movie poster with Mamdani's?
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Looking forward to the op-eds calling on Republicans to moderate their policies, or profiles of anti-Trump voters.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Looking forward to the op-eds calling on Republicans to moderate their policies, or profiles of anti-Trump voters.
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Many don't realize that when Jesus talks about the evil spirit leaving and then returning with seven more (Mt. 12:43-45), he was actually referring to answering emails with multiple people copied.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Many don't realize that when Jesus talks about the evil spirit leaving and then returning with seven more (Mt. 12:43-45), he was actually referring to answering emails with multiple people copied.
A centrist candidate is never going to work for Dems in Indiana. You're not going to entice GOP voters to switch with appeals to bipartisanship and centrism because that isn't what Hoosier GOP voters want. You win as a Democrat in IN by being unapologetically progressive and activating new voters.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A centrist candidate is never going to work for Dems in Indiana. You're not going to entice GOP voters to switch with appeals to bipartisanship and centrism because that isn't what Hoosier GOP voters want. You win as a Democrat in IN by being unapologetically progressive and activating new voters.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
"sharing your food at any velocity"
sharing your food at any velocity is not a crime and a sandwich is not a weapon
Hoping to hear you weigh in on the DC sandwich assault case.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"sharing your food at any velocity"
TIL that chickens will murder a mouse that wanders into their coop.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
TIL that chickens will murder a mouse that wanders into their coop.
Not enough people understand this.
Math isn't science
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Not enough people understand this.
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Judaism is like Math: it might be hard to discover new things, but you could spend your life learning what exists and it would not be a waste, and the applications are without end
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Judaism is like Math: it might be hard to discover new things, but you could spend your life learning what exists and it would not be a waste, and the applications are without end
It's funny because it's true.
If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's funny because it's true.