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aureostriata
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This is an alt for weird shit or whatever. I'm normal. 🔞
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Wanted an alt account to like/rt stuff that I'm too much of a pussy to openly like/rt on main lmaooo, eventually there might be new art here too but I'm too busy for that right now
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bisexual axl rose be like welcome to the grungle
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Ugh I'm 40 -remembers vincent vineyard sauce and jeremy are 40- okay actually that's -remembers I look like a teenager- FUCK
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I got a really nice jacket I am a handsome young man
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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drive thru
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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there should be a type of emotion that feels good
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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🚬Muhehehe😈
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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I had a dream last night that the ESRB started putting age ratings on food.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Fuck
February 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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what the fuck is an AI agent, and before you tell me we should probably kill one
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I would, RESPECTFULLY, chase you down in the woods like a feral fucking freak and bite the fucking shit out of you, RESPECTFULLY,
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
-looks up my neighborhood on the pervert website- "oh my god.... my neighbors are perverts"
February 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Who up binting they botos
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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[GREY ALIEN, SCURRYING ON ALL FOURS]

GUY A: jesus fuckinh christ what is that thing

GUY B: That's my boyfriend, you bigot. Never seen a twink before?

[GREY ALIEN BITES GUY A'S ANKLES]
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Hey, stop being so sweet and nice and funny and handsome if you don't want me to be in love with you, dummy. Just kidding please please never stop doing that stuff fucker
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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does anyone know how to escape the torture labyrinth
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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how to escape torture labyrinth
escape torture labyrinth
torture labyrinth exit google maps
how to get out of the torture labyrinth
torture labyrinth escape tutorial
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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eating usb drives off the ground
November 27, 2023 at 2:37 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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I found it…the gender fluid
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Oh I just thought of a really funny drawing. I'll do that after work
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM