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crtpixel.bsky.social
WINTER HEAT
DATA EAST/SEGA AM3 R&D DIVISION
SEGA SATURN
Aleksei Rigel of Russia is getting some extra lift in the ski jump
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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hg101.bsky.social
Someone with some financial power and influence needs to talk to Konami Japan and tell them, yes, the English speaking world really wants those Goemon games
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
quepis.bsky.social
yeah, I’m a Sigma male*

*a male who likes Sigma from the Mega Man X series of video games
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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protodude.bsky.social
[News] Kotobukiya Sigma Now Available to Pre-Order
www.rockman-corner.com/2026/02/koto...
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
citizensnippy.bsky.social Citizen Snippy △ @citizensnippy.bsky.social · 6d
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.

An absolute enemy of humanity.
"I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible." - Peter Thiel
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
let him cook here
Jesse Ventura: "How about since Trump dislikes Minnesota so bad, let's join Canada. Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state and lose their healthcare, l'd like to see Minnesota become Canadians because it's obvious Donald Trump don't want us"
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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hairy-son.bsky.social
Been so right about this fraud. Loser DNA
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 11d
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Things were attempted
Cat stuck in trash been while another cat checks up on it
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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cseeman.bsky.social
Have we considered
unplugging the county and
turning it back on?
#SquirrelHaiku

Fox Squirrels in Ann Arbor at the University of Michigan on January 22nd, 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky #FarFromGreat
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Fox squirrel sitting on a tree branch at the University of Michigan wondering why this country has gone to crap so quickly.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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minnmax.com
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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antlervel.vet
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
quepis.bsky.social
if it happens, when that happens, will it be kiki or bouba?
January 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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ilhanmn.bsky.social
📢ICE GET THE HELL OUT OF MINNESOTA.

Minnesotans please join tomorrow’s ICE Out of Minnesota Day of Truth & Freedom here: iceoutnowmn.com
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA. No work. No school. No shopping. March downtown Minneapolis at 2pm. January 23.
January 22, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
WEDNESDAY. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
September 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
scoreboard
a bar chart of "number of inventions by species" humans: > 1,000,000 great apes: 34 corvids: 3 cows: 1
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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whstancil.bsky.social
beep beep beep! beep beep beep beep beep! beep beep beep!
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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8dx.bsky.social
Here you go
Kratonathon and son.
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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inquisitiveraven.bsky.social
BOY #Blutoid
God of War meme edit by me xD
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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garybutterfield.bsky.social
Behold! The Taster as he makes his Choice.
drewweing.bsky.social Drew Weing @drewweing.bsky.social · Mar 22
Just hasn't been the same since they got rid of this guy:
March 22, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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ziibiing.com
just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
Eyewitness account: Good morning, My name is Brandon Siguenza, and l am a US citizen from Minneapolis. Yesterday, while doing legal observation, ICE stopped their cars to harass my friend and me. They sprayed pepper spray into the vent of our vehicle. We held our hands in the air and told them we were not obstructing, that the car was in park and they were free to drive forward and away. There was no active immigration raid. They returned to their cars, and drove forward a bit, then decided to stop again. They surrounded us, smashed the windows of our car, opened the doors (they were unlocked), ripped my friend and I out of the car and arrested us on charges of obstruction. I was put in an unmarked SUV, separated from my friend. As I was put in the back seat an ICE agent tore the whistle off my neck and said "I'll be taking this, I might need it later." My phone was knocked out of my hand while being arrested. As we drove away I asked the driver and the passenger if they wouldn't mind buckling my seatbelt, as they were driving erratically. I was ignored. I asked them if I could have the handcuffs loosened, as I was losing circulation, and was told no. At one point the passenger realized his own driver's license was in the backseat next to mine, and tried to surreptitiously grab it without me seeing it. We were taken to the Whipple federal building, where I saw dozens of brown people being processed in an unheated garage. I was frisked, told of my charges, and saw buses and vans being prepped. I later learned that these were being filled with detainees and driven to the airport for deportation. As we were led in, I noticed that the building was very busy. I got the impression that one of the 2 agents bringing me around was being trained. At multiple points throughout my stay, government agents were unable to open doors, not sure where they were meant to be going, and overall confused and overwhelmed. They couldn't figure out how to use the building phones, or complai…
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
quepis.bsky.social
BARK
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 28d
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
quepis.bsky.social
lol
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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shanesheehy.bsky.social
I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM