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🏴‍☠️Val Sam🎃
@queermagneto.bsky.social
Queer nerd from the swamps of FL. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
They/Them. 33. 18+ only.
Izzy Canyon 🌹 Pro Ship
OFMD, BTVS, MCR, horror, & comics.
I'm not dead; I only dress that way.
Pinned
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So many great #horror movies came out in 1981 #filmsky
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Prints now available in my shop!
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Izzy Hands.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Someday this Buffy Sprizzy AU (because I said so) will get written. And out of my head where it drives me *crazy*.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Okay, in a playlist mood. Drop me a playlist title and an Izzy ship or theme and I'll make a 10 track playlist to suit the vibes for you.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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"To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love."
#Frankenstein
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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sunflower + alligator
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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LOOK AT HIM
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Conito bonito of the day... day 285

THEMMMMMMM
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Forgot how shit (haha) food poisoning is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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my favorite thing abt shipping izzy is he can be as distant and rude and pissy and annoyed and messed up and uncomfortable as he wants that guy is getting loved damn it‼️
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Distract me while I try to eat?

Leave me Izzy fic recs. Any ship.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Still wild to me some people think Izzy is straight.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I want to come out to my parents but I know it won't end well so why bother. I'll just cope with being uncomfortable lol.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Making THE INVISIBLE MAN… VISIBLE! 😜
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Mmmmhhh hear shaped window
Fast sketch to practice because it was very art material
#OFMD #izzyhands #ourflagmeansdeath
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Two of my fave boys 💜
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like

Big Band music
The way Gerard Way says his Rs
Cheesy paranormal reality shows
London Fogs
Rats
Collecting copies of Frankenstein
The color pallete of Star Trek TOS
Musicals
Okapi
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like

Cats
True crime podcasts
Supernatural podcasts
Pasta
Seafood
Air travels
Liquid blush on
Astrology
Long walks
Staycations
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Cephalopods
Seasonal snacks
Amber
Muppets
Doritos
Macoun apples
Skritchy pens
Halloween
Fuzzy socks
Terrible things happening to Edwardian polar explorers
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Actually, I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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My partner requested I draw this scene 💘
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #art
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM