queen cryptid
@queencryptid.bsky.social
Enthusiast, Wisconsinite. 25% games, 25% politics and history, 50% dinosaur shitposts. Occasional cats. Extremely specific opinions.
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Bats in other countries can harbor other diseases like lyssavirus which also are really shitty! It’s not “rabies” but causes a similar disease with the same outcome and also requires vaccines! Best to just not attempt to handle bats at all and reach out to wildlife rehabbers for help!
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Bats in other countries can harbor other diseases like lyssavirus which also are really shitty! It’s not “rabies” but causes a similar disease with the same outcome and also requires vaccines! Best to just not attempt to handle bats at all and reach out to wildlife rehabbers for help!
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mister Rogers never misses
This little dumbass cost me almost two grand in the space of the last two weeks (dental surgery + emergency vet visit when he developed a post-surgery infection).
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
June 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This little dumbass cost me almost two grand in the space of the last two weeks (dental surgery + emergency vet visit when he developed a post-surgery infection).
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
A reminder to self: you are the only person alive with really strong feelings about the facts behind In Re: Booth, no one wants to read a novel about it, you KNOW this.
April 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A reminder to self: you are the only person alive with really strong feelings about the facts behind In Re: Booth, no one wants to read a novel about it, you KNOW this.
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Guys, you're still trying to replace FDR. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.
April 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Guys, you're still trying to replace FDR. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.
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what the actual fuck?
April 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
what the actual fuck?
As an (occasionally) proud Wisconsin native, my dearest hope is that now everyone goes back to ignoring us. It is unnatural for people outside of the Midwest to even know who we are.
April 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
As an (occasionally) proud Wisconsin native, my dearest hope is that now everyone goes back to ignoring us. It is unnatural for people outside of the Midwest to even know who we are.
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Like non-crab crustaceans evolving into crab-like forms, all Chicagoans eventually converge into one Type of Guy
March 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Like non-crab crustaceans evolving into crab-like forms, all Chicagoans eventually converge into one Type of Guy
I can't imagine practicing law as a solo practitioner. I have a case right now that is an absolute clown college and I would burst like an overinflated balloon if I didn't have a group of people I can breathlessly update.
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I can't imagine practicing law as a solo practitioner. I have a case right now that is an absolute clown college and I would burst like an overinflated balloon if I didn't have a group of people I can breathlessly update.
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Look, it's not your political beliefs I don't respect, it's you
January 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Look, it's not your political beliefs I don't respect, it's you
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BBC Earth doesn’t seem to have an active account on here, so I thought I’d share the news.
First look at Walking with Dinosaurs (2025)!
First look at Walking with Dinosaurs (2025)!
January 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BBC Earth doesn’t seem to have an active account on here, so I thought I’d share the news.
First look at Walking with Dinosaurs (2025)!
First look at Walking with Dinosaurs (2025)!
It has finally happened: I am finally in the position of being mild-mannered local counsel running fucking circles around the out-of-state dumbass attorney who Will. Not. Listen. when I tell him what WI law says. It would feel incredible except that it's such a waste of my time.
January 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It has finally happened: I am finally in the position of being mild-mannered local counsel running fucking circles around the out-of-state dumbass attorney who Will. Not. Listen. when I tell him what WI law says. It would feel incredible except that it's such a waste of my time.
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If you told a medieval person we had a nearly foolproof means of cutting debilitating disease & mortality (particularly infant/child) w/ a pinprick & boiling milk but tossed it out over demonstrable lies they’d throw you off a bridge
Just gotta stop getting angry at people who equate RFK with “medieval” but … I can’t yet.
January 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you told a medieval person we had a nearly foolproof means of cutting debilitating disease & mortality (particularly infant/child) w/ a pinprick & boiling milk but tossed it out over demonstrable lies they’d throw you off a bridge
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Milwaukee, WI!! Steve is a lovely kitty looking for a home!! Adoption application here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
January 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Milwaukee, WI!! Steve is a lovely kitty looking for a home!! Adoption application here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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November 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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My favorite part of every museum is the wet nightmares they keep on display at a child’s eye level.
December 24, 2024 at 9:08 PM
My favorite part of every museum is the wet nightmares they keep on display at a child’s eye level.
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I can finally share this now that it’s finished! My embroidered Tie Dye Stegosaurus! #Embroidery #Dinosaur #Art #SciArt
January 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I can finally share this now that it’s finished! My embroidered Tie Dye Stegosaurus! #Embroidery #Dinosaur #Art #SciArt
Once again contemplating what dinosaur would be most comfortable to ride around, assuming any would consent to being ridden (a big ask). It's Hadrosaurus, right? I think you could definitely ride around on a Hadrosaurus.
December 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Once again contemplating what dinosaur would be most comfortable to ride around, assuming any would consent to being ridden (a big ask). It's Hadrosaurus, right? I think you could definitely ride around on a Hadrosaurus.
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Here's a very colorful Yutyrannus. Was trying out a lot of different programs and techniques to try and push my art and style. I feel like I am getting there, but still have a lot to learn.
I hope you all enjoy this piece, and look forward to more in 2025. Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
I hope you all enjoy this piece, and look forward to more in 2025. Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
December 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Here's a very colorful Yutyrannus. Was trying out a lot of different programs and techniques to try and push my art and style. I feel like I am getting there, but still have a lot to learn.
I hope you all enjoy this piece, and look forward to more in 2025. Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
I hope you all enjoy this piece, and look forward to more in 2025. Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
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Colossal squid's one big trick is they can do the equivalent of you surviving a year on one grain of rice because you're too lazy to go look for food and that's why its the most relatable animal on earth
December 24, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Colossal squid's one big trick is they can do the equivalent of you surviving a year on one grain of rice because you're too lazy to go look for food and that's why its the most relatable animal on earth
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Wanna see a Snow Dino?
December 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Wanna see a Snow Dino?
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And to you and your loved ones 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 9:07 AM
And to you and your loved ones 🎄