queen cryptid
@queencryptid.bsky.social
Enthusiast, Wisconsinite. 25% games, 25% politics and history, 50% dinosaur shitposts. Occasional cats. Extremely specific opinions.
I propose my cat as the holotype specimen for the Royal Softling. I can attest that he is very soft, and he has a princely demeanor.
September 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I propose my cat as the holotype specimen for the Royal Softling. I can attest that he is very soft, and he has a princely demeanor.
This little dumbass cost me almost two grand in the space of the last two weeks (dental surgery + emergency vet visit when he developed a post-surgery infection).
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
June 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This little dumbass cost me almost two grand in the space of the last two weeks (dental surgery + emergency vet visit when he developed a post-surgery infection).
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
Whooping crane chicks are cared for by people in some enjoyably spooky costumes, using their hands to mimic how adult cranes move!
April 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Whooping crane chicks are cared for by people in some enjoyably spooky costumes, using their hands to mimic how adult cranes move!
One can rarely find a photo of a woman in a bicycle suit where she isn't absolutely serving.
January 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
One can rarely find a photo of a woman in a bicycle suit where she isn't absolutely serving.
I'm sorry to reveal Freya's secrets, Dave, but she's lying to you. The voids too have unlocked the power of the nana.
January 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm sorry to reveal Freya's secrets, Dave, but she's lying to you. The voids too have unlocked the power of the nana.
He's been sitting like this for five minutes. Does he know he looks ridiculous
December 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
He's been sitting like this for five minutes. Does he know he looks ridiculous
"I like that corner cupboard," I mention to my father casually, forgetting that he is a woodworker and I am the one child within reasonable furniture transport distance.
And so:
And so:
December 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
"I like that corner cupboard," I mention to my father casually, forgetting that he is a woodworker and I am the one child within reasonable furniture transport distance.
And so:
And so:
I want to pretend my favorite paleoart is something actually good, but actually it's this specific piece. The vibe is incredible and I think about it at least five times a day.
December 15, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I want to pretend my favorite paleoart is something actually good, but actually it's this specific piece. The vibe is incredible and I think about it at least five times a day.
This guy is 100% a bard. He wouldn't bang a dragon (he had his balls stolen whilst a wee babe) but he would definitely yodel it into submission.
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
This guy is 100% a bard. He wouldn't bang a dragon (he had his balls stolen whilst a wee babe) but he would definitely yodel it into submission.
Do you ever look at a fossil from a long-extinct creature and think, oh my god, look at this fucking dweeb, I want to bully it.
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Do you ever look at a fossil from a long-extinct creature and think, oh my god, look at this fucking dweeb, I want to bully it.
The world is bad in many respects, but it still has cats in it.
November 11, 2024 at 8:46 PM
The world is bad in many respects, but it still has cats in it.