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Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖
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Fig, 30s, enby 🏳️‍🌈 | OFMD, my forever beloved | 🫖 Stories, 🐯 Prompt Generators, 🦋 Events: quaintlyfig.carrd.co 🔞

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banner by @inkirtis.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
Eee!! I can’t wait to read this! It will be a wonderful New Year’s treat 💖
I used a sexy prompt generator and wrote a sweet little T-rated snuggling fic. Enjoy!

Thanks for your service!
@quaintlyfig.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Eee, I’m so excited for this!! There can never be enough Gentlebeard snuggles 💖😍💖
For #wipwednesday I played @quaintlyfig.bsky.social Getting Steamy prompt generator last night

(that word is supposed to be co-eds but it wants to say co-Ed’s🤭)
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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(•_•)
<) )╯ well well well
/ \

( •_•)
\( (> look who's eating
/ \

(•_•)
<) )╯ seaweed
/ \
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Beautiful! 😍 #OhMyHeartOFMDArt
"I reckon what makes Ed happy is... You."
"You make Stede happy."

(what a drag to love you like I do)

#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbeard #edwardteach #stedebonnet #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #myart
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A. Loving all the G/T/M fic recs! STORYTELLING is true magic. I honest to goodness believe that. Sometimes sex is a beautiful (or fun or horny or heartbreaking or silly or joyful, etc) part of that, but lots of times it isn’t or doesn’t need to be.
December 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Been fiddling a bit with the Getting Steamy generator. I’ve added about 20 elements across the generator’s four lines, and there are some fun results! Link and steamy examples in the comments 💞
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My first published fic since January 😲

Ed & Stede have an omegaverse kink and meet to live out their fantasies. It’s ridiculous, but it’s also heavy on the caretaking: Stede treats Ed like the treasure he is. Filthy and sweet 💖
Rated E, 9.5k
archiveofourown.org/works/757159...
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
#SpicyGentlebeardArt ❤️‍🔥
OFMD Kinktober Day 25 / Praise kink

Stede has never sucked cock before but he is a very good boy and trying so hard. 🥺💖

AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/73059531

#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I can’t wait to read this! 💖💖
I was messing around with @quaintlyfig.bsky.social’s Happiness Happens generator a few weeks ago; I got so many fun ideas, but one set grabbed me and wouldn’t let go until I wrote it. The prompts are spoiler tagged in the notes on ao3!

perchance.org/quaintlyfig-...
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Speaking of, if anyone is looking to give bookbinding a try I’ve made a simple guide to getting started with typesetting which you can find on my ko-fi. It’s free, because fandom should be, but obvs any pennies you can spare… etc. ♥️

ko-fi.com/s/509a472eab
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I love this story and think of it often! It’s absolutely lovely @denizb33.bsky.social! 💞
It's ficversary day for a @quaintlyfig.bsky.social prompt generator fic!

archiveofourown.org/works/58717432
#OFMDfanfic
Ed runs away to join a watercolour class.
He has a song stuck in his head the entire time...

🎶Could you whisper in my ear / The things you wanna feel?🎶
archiveofourown.org
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
#OhMyHeartOFMDArt 💙😍💙
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lil sketch coz it’s been A While and I’ve forgor how to draw
#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd #laznsfw
September 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ve been offline mostly taking care of myself but I’m ready to poke my head out of my shell 🐢

Throwback Tuesday: Hear That Lonesome Whippoorwill

One of those stories that just flowed while writing, and one of my favorites 🩷🧡💙
Art by @smolbus.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/580302...
September 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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"Yes! We fucking did it!" #OurFlagMeansDeath
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
More of @gemagination.bsky.social’s *magic*! She brought these cowboys’ love to life 😭❤️❤️ #SpicyGentlebeardArt
I never posted this!! From the FINAL chapter of the Big Bang fic by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social The Gentleman Cowboy! (Hidden for spoilers and suggestive nudity, nothing graphic!)
March 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I imagine he’s being bossy in the last one
#ofmdnsfw
#nsfwofmd
(laznsfw)
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
March 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m squealing!! Boy!!! Thank you!! You bring these boys to life in all of your podfics, and I’m so lucky that you’ve podficced this story! I could seriously listen to your voice all day long. Sending you all the biggest hugs!!! 💖💖
The podfic of Fuckin' Rainbows or Something by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social.

Stede goes to his favorite restaurant for a celebratory lunch for 1. When the man in front of him can't get seated because his reservation was double-booked, Stede offers to share his table.

An Ed & Stede (double) meet-cute.
March 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Informally extending this event through March - what can I say, life has been weird! But at the end of the day, this is first and foremost about having fun, so that’s what I want to do 🥰💖🥳
Smutty Trope Week
Theme: Forced Proximity
Dates: March 10-16, 2025
More Info: quaintlyfig-events.carrd.co#smutty-trope...
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek #OFMDCreativeEvent

If we have fun, we'll do it again with another trope!
March 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
An already *delightful* skyfic for Smutty Trope Week: Forced Proximity! I can’t wait to see where it goes! 💖💖
ONLY ONE ED
a 5+1(bed) coworker roadtrip skyfic for #OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek

Rating: T to start but I fully expect them to escalate it to M or E before we're through

Vibe: unserious, a couple of twists but little to no angst

@quaintlyfig.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Eeeee!! I can’t wait to read this! 💖😍💖
Raincoat at a Train Station is here!

The prompt came from a fic note by @dimsimkitty.bsky.social, who also drew this ❤️

#OFMDfanfic
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek

archiveofourown.org/works/63815287
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I love you criminally deleted longer british navy uniforms scene, you deserved better ❤️‍🔥

(from samba's insta)

#ofmd
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Sorry, I have to bring back this
March 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM