Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴☠️💔
@bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
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2 Spirit • Gen X • they/she
All Gentlebeard, all the time.
Trying my hand at writing : https://archiveofourown.org/users/BlackbeardsHeartbreak/works
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2 Spirit • Gen X • they/she
All Gentlebeard, all the time.
Trying my hand at writing : https://archiveofourown.org/users/BlackbeardsHeartbreak/works
Pinned
Wanna see my Ed and Stede cats as itty bitty kitties?
Epilogue is up!
Thanks for reading my silly little fic about Jack's dick
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Thanks for reading my silly little fic about Jack's dick
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Epilogue is up!
Thanks for reading my silly little fic about Jack's dick
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Thanks for reading my silly little fic about Jack's dick
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Chapter 4 - So That's Why He's Called Calico - where all is revealed!
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
January 24, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Chapter 4 - So That's Why He's Called Calico - where all is revealed!
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Evening bump
Chapter 2 is up!
Ed explains his past with Jack and Stede makes a shocking discovery
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Ed explains his past with Jack and Stede makes a shocking discovery
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
January 22, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Evening bump
If anyone hasn’t read it -
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If anyone hasn’t read it -
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
I'm looking for anyone who needs Alt Text for images. I have a pretty simple accessibility question regarding ao3.
If that's you, please feel free to answer here or DM me.
Thank you!
If that's you, please feel free to answer here or DM me.
Thank you!
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm looking for anyone who needs Alt Text for images. I have a pretty simple accessibility question regarding ao3.
If that's you, please feel free to answer here or DM me.
Thank you!
If that's you, please feel free to answer here or DM me.
Thank you!
Chapter 2 is up!
Ed explains his past with Jack and Stede makes a shocking discovery
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Ed explains his past with Jack and Stede makes a shocking discovery
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Chapter 2 is up!
Ed explains his past with Jack and Stede makes a shocking discovery
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Ed explains his past with Jack and Stede makes a shocking discovery
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Reposted by Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴☠️💔
Chapter 2 of Where You Lead, my tour guide AU with a twist (which I'm still holding back mentioning for new readers for now).
In which Ed reels from the revelation at the end of Ch 1, bemoans the passage of time, and develops a super huge crush on his rival, Stede #OFMDfanfic
Tags & link ⬇️
In which Ed reels from the revelation at the end of Ch 1, bemoans the passage of time, and develops a super huge crush on his rival, Stede #OFMDfanfic
Tags & link ⬇️
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Chapter 2 of Where You Lead, my tour guide AU with a twist (which I'm still holding back mentioning for new readers for now).
In which Ed reels from the revelation at the end of Ch 1, bemoans the passage of time, and develops a super huge crush on his rival, Stede #OFMDfanfic
Tags & link ⬇️
In which Ed reels from the revelation at the end of Ch 1, bemoans the passage of time, and develops a super huge crush on his rival, Stede #OFMDfanfic
Tags & link ⬇️
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.
(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)
archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Reposted by Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴☠️💔
I just love how Vico interprets Buttons' outfit and mimes the line.
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I just love how Vico interprets Buttons' outfit and mimes the line.
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
(I love their interpretation of all of the characters, let's be honest.)
Reposted by Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴☠️💔
Normalize being weird about stuff you love.
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Normalize being weird about stuff you love.
for #WIPWednesday have a peek of canon-era exes reunited after two decades when Ed rescues Stede from the Spanish
Zero draft
Zero draft
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
for #WIPWednesday have a peek of canon-era exes reunited after two decades when Ed rescues Stede from the Spanish
Zero draft
Zero draft
![Your Result:
[insert character] needs a hug :
you poor poor thing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jxv2vhv3t5brbuanhpqyimkl/bafkreidhrkknqphw73wzgqpvmqcuhexjzqe6tdigh26eboaiqvscnn3hdq@jpeg)
January 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Used a name generator for OC and these were the first suggestions 😂 Not helpful
January 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Used a name generator for OC and these were the first suggestions 😂 Not helpful
Reposted by Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴☠️💔
Okay, I couldn't stop thinking about this and just wrote something incredibly stupid. Stand by...
I want canon era rock star Ed now. I think I need to do one of these with ofmd AUs in general.
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Okay, I couldn't stop thinking about this and just wrote something incredibly stupid. Stand by...
More drinks, ya know, in case anyone’s meeting up and making drinks
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
More drinks, ya know, in case anyone’s meeting up and making drinks
Wait! Different locations have different cocktails!
Ginger Merman? Mermaids Sparkle?
Which one of you is behind this?
Ginger Merman? Mermaids Sparkle?
Which one of you is behind this?
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Wait! Different locations have different cocktails!
Ginger Merman? Mermaids Sparkle?
Which one of you is behind this?
Ginger Merman? Mermaids Sparkle?
Which one of you is behind this?
Look! Stede made cocktails for everyone!
Blood Orange Hospitality - for Ed
Mermaid Drive for himself
Beach, Please is for Lucius
Heart of Calypso, John, of course
Shipwreck with Mount Gay Rum for the rest of the crew
Breaking the 4th wall -
Pear With Me is for @kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Blood Orange Hospitality - for Ed
Mermaid Drive for himself
Beach, Please is for Lucius
Heart of Calypso, John, of course
Shipwreck with Mount Gay Rum for the rest of the crew
Breaking the 4th wall -
Pear With Me is for @kalansphantomff.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Look! Stede made cocktails for everyone!
Blood Orange Hospitality - for Ed
Mermaid Drive for himself
Beach, Please is for Lucius
Heart of Calypso, John, of course
Shipwreck with Mount Gay Rum for the rest of the crew
Breaking the 4th wall -
Pear With Me is for @kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Blood Orange Hospitality - for Ed
Mermaid Drive for himself
Beach, Please is for Lucius
Heart of Calypso, John, of course
Shipwreck with Mount Gay Rum for the rest of the crew
Breaking the 4th wall -
Pear With Me is for @kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Roses are red
Attacker cat!
Attacker cat!
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Roses are red
Attacker cat!
Attacker cat!
Reposted by Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴☠️💔
Roses are red, my mustache is dope
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Roses are red, my mustache is dope
roses are red
much left to take
much left to take
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 AM
roses are red
much left to take
much left to take
Where did the roses are red game start? I love it, could keep it going for days
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Where did the roses are red game start? I love it, could keep it going for days
Roses are red
He said hello?
He said hello?
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Roses are red
He said hello?
He said hello?
Roses are red
I try not to be bad
I try not to be bad
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Roses are red
I try not to be bad
I try not to be bad