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Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴‍☠️💔
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2 Spirit • Gen X • they/she

All Gentlebeard, all the time.

Trying my hand at writing : https://archiveofourown.org/users/BlackbeardsHeartbreak/works
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Wanna see my Ed and Stede cats as itty bitty kitties?
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Modern AU where this is how Mary responds when Stede pops up again after disappearing
I send people duck facts…this was my favorite response
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Confession : this is what it’s really like inside my head.
Swede trained all the other husbands in the art of massage so that Jackie can always get a Swede-ish massage.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
🤬😭🤬
Someone on Tumblr shared the full cast list for the new Harry Potter audio book...

Fuck you, Joel.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I forgot to shout about this fic. Do yourself a favour and read this wonderful story today 💘

#OFMDFic #OFMD #OFMDBB25
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This one has never been posted before ! Added the context too.
Saw that post and thought it’d make a funny Ed&Stede meet cute lol #OFMD #gentlebeard #edandstede #ofmdAU
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more Ed-coded shirt in my life
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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AudHD King
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I know we need to support Samba by watching Pluribus but don’t forget to support Nat Faxon by watching S3 of Loot which is also on Apple+.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I found an draft of a fic for Stede Whump Week 2024 and finally polished it up to publish it. Mind the tags as it's a dark one, but if you're into whump with a happy ending, I'm glad I at least have something new(ish) to share 😅

archiveofourown.org/works/73378566
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Vet Boys Ed and Stede are enjoying autumn weather.
Ed is trying to rake but Chip keeps running through the leaf piles. Stede is throwing out rotten jack-o’-lanterns and rearranging the all pumpkins and gourds that still look pretty before running and jumping in the leaves with Chip and Ed.
what do you think ed and stede from your favorite fics are doing right now?
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
CW: anti-trans passive aggression

Someone I once considered a friend just told me that they are glad my kiddo is now a legal adult so I won’t be charged with child abuse when the real crack downs start. Said she has been worried about me - while actively deadnaming and misgendering my kid. ⅓
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Guess I should make more of those…
"Over 84 million American adults say they’re more likely to watch a TV show if it features at least one LGBTQ+ character,” Townsend said. "… This audience has continued to tune in year after year.”
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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There’s a detail I loved but it was in the French dub 🥲😅
In it Ed and Stede use the formal ‘you’ the whole time during S1 until Ed switches during the kiss scene in S1.
When he says ‘what makes me happy is *you*’ it’s the friendly one
And then Stede answers with ‘*you* make me happy too’
Repost with the #OFMD things you’ve noticed or loved or wondered about but haven’t seen discussed much.
Another one of mine from 2 years ago.

Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?

I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Repost with the #OFMD things you’ve noticed or loved or wondered about but haven’t seen discussed much.

Head canon: Anne Bonny loves having her mark on her wife’s face, but Mary Read likes Annie’s face too much.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Repost with the #OFMD things you’ve noticed or loved or wondered about but haven’t seen discussed much.
Another one of mine from 2 years ago.

Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?

I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I realized recently that so many of my hyperfixes have been labeled by others as crushes throughout my life and that feels like a huge revelation but I don’t know why. It’s unsettling. I’m unsettled.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Loved both of these!
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Ed-coded
Simple, very simple. 🐾
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Another one of mine from 2 years ago.

Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?

I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Diminutive 2nd-in-command to a charismatic leader is banished after trying to kill their leader’s darling new bestie - who doesn’t even belong in this world!

Jealous & angry, they help their leader’s sworn enemy set a trap for the darling interloper, endangering their leader and the crew.

🧵
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#wipwednesday
from Miles of Smiles (linked in comments)
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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@david-jenkins.bsky.social proposing season 2 of OFMD to the writer’s room.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
🤭
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Nighttime bump for this little story

Twenty-five years after Stede broke his heart, Ed returned to say a final goodbye to his lost love in a desperate attempt to move on.

What he found was a young woman who had the answers his heart’s most painful questions.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM