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Barbarian
@puncmd.bsky.social
Former child star. Emancipated from my parents at 15. Tied for 3rd most appearances on The Love Boat. You probably know me from iCarly.
He/him
Pinned
My love language is potato
Had to take the good stuff for my back. I’m floating now. Hoo-boy
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Happy Birthday @lalalyds.bsky.social !!! Have some spaghetti in bed for me.
a man wearing a party hat is eating a piece of cake with the words happy birthday below him
Alt: a man wearing a party hat is eating a piece of cake with the words happy birthday below him
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November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I will forgive marjorie taylor greene and welcome her to the #resistance only when she tells us her pronouns and not a moment sooner
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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THROTUS
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Sorry, I don’t believe Trump would ever blow this guy. The Clinton theory stands.
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ok here’s a question for the chat. What would worse for Bill Clinton personally.

Being officially outed as a child rapist.

Or

Having a photo of Donald Trump sucking your dick be released
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Posting nonsense for nonsensical reasons.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Inspired by the Netflix mini series Death by Lightning, I have ordered a beard straightener so I can rock a James A Garfield beard.

I'm already growing it out to be Santa next month so if I can make it more epic, all the better.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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If this is the guy running cover for your crimes then you’re done. Totally cooked. You’re chopped. Smothered. Scattered. Covered. Diced. Chunked. Capped. You’re an order of Waffle House hashbrowns on Nancy Mace’s plate about to see Valhalla.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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there's a sense that conservatives want me to worry about which liberal elites might catch Epstein strays when in fact I am so married to this outcome that me and this outcome have a home in the suburbs and are expecting twins
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Obama situation room pic but with this melting fascist and his toadies sweating about being directly linked as a central player in a notorious child sex trafficking ring for the 1000th time today
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When asked for his thoughts, Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House replied "I'm not familiar with 'congress'. Is that how you pronounce it? 'CON-gress'? I've not heard of it before"
BREAKING: Trump considering sending National Guard into the Capitol Building to deal with WAR TORN Congress.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
BREAKING: Trump considering sending National Guard into the Capitol Building to deal with WAR TORN Congress.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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unironically they're 100000% correct
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's time to ask the hard questions:

What did Mike Johnson not know and when did he not know it?
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Starting to regret voting for him.
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
10/10. Perfect for a cold day such as today.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Started my day off with Kahlua in my coffee. What’s up?
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Eagles Tush Push is a joke. Guards firing off a full beat before the snap and the officials just don’t see it? Come on.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I haven’t been able to make bread for well over a year. But I’m off tomorrow and I am back on the bread making wagon. Going with a simple Dutch oven loaf. Will go great with the beef stew I’m making
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day to those who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I need a vacation
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM