Pseudo-Chaotic
@pseudochaos.bsky.social
Just another Eric. Interrobang advocate (Seriously‽ Yes!). H2G2 aficionado. I.T. antique.
He/him. Atheist. LGBTQ Ally. BLM. Antifa.
He/him. Atheist. LGBTQ Ally. BLM. Antifa.
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
Meet a dog named Thanos today. His owner assured me we are safe because Thanos has no thumbs and cannot snap. 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Meet a dog named Thanos today. His owner assured me we are safe because Thanos has no thumbs and cannot snap. 🤣
Me, age 14, hearing "Our Lips Are Sealed" but not knowing the title, thinking it was "How Does That Feel?"
I still maintain it works. Like the message was "I'll always have your back. They can't hurt us. How does that feel?"
Internet era generations do not know this struggle. 🤣
I still maintain it works. Like the message was "I'll always have your back. They can't hurt us. How does that feel?"
Internet era generations do not know this struggle. 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Me, age 14, hearing "Our Lips Are Sealed" but not knowing the title, thinking it was "How Does That Feel?"
I still maintain it works. Like the message was "I'll always have your back. They can't hurt us. How does that feel?"
Internet era generations do not know this struggle. 🤣
I still maintain it works. Like the message was "I'll always have your back. They can't hurt us. How does that feel?"
Internet era generations do not know this struggle. 🤣
No, spam caller. You won't scare me into answering! I went to Catholic school in NYC ... the BOSSIEST schools!
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
No, spam caller. You won't scare me into answering! I went to Catholic school in NYC ... the BOSSIEST schools!
Record speeds in rpms 33 and 45 add up to 78 (a lesser known older speed)
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Record speeds in rpms 33 and 45 add up to 78 (a lesser known older speed)
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All this suffering and bloodshed just to keep a rapist from accountability.
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
All this suffering and bloodshed just to keep a rapist from accountability.
One of the great mysteries in life: public restroom toilet paper that can remove skin but leave what it's supposed to remove.
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
One of the great mysteries in life: public restroom toilet paper that can remove skin but leave what it's supposed to remove.
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ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
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They could have stopped this.
They could have allowed their humanity to come to bear a year ago, when it was clear that he was cognitively shattered, that his goal was a fascist dictatorship, that his agenda would consist solely of retribution and cruelty.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/for-the-sa...
They could have allowed their humanity to come to bear a year ago, when it was clear that he was cognitively shattered, that his goal was a fascist dictatorship, that his agenda would consist solely of retribution and cruelty.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/for-the-sa...
For the Sake of The Nation and Humanity, His Supporters Must Be Shunned
At this point, decent people need to face a painful truth:
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
They could have stopped this.
They could have allowed their humanity to come to bear a year ago, when it was clear that he was cognitively shattered, that his goal was a fascist dictatorship, that his agenda would consist solely of retribution and cruelty.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/for-the-sa...
They could have allowed their humanity to come to bear a year ago, when it was clear that he was cognitively shattered, that his goal was a fascist dictatorship, that his agenda would consist solely of retribution and cruelty.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/for-the-sa...
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AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.
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Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."
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The really funny bit is recent reports suggest the bonus doesn't come into play until they've worked for 5 years. Odds are, the administration would simply lay them off before their 5 year period to avoid paying the bonus.
Let The Fuckening begin!
Let The Fuckening begin!
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The really funny bit is recent reports suggest the bonus doesn't come into play until they've worked for 5 years. Odds are, the administration would simply lay them off before their 5 year period to avoid paying the bonus.
Let The Fuckening begin!
Let The Fuckening begin!
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My hotel room toilet mews like an upset kitten at the end of the flush.
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My hotel room toilet mews like an upset kitten at the end of the flush.
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So it's ok for one country to go into another country and arrest its leader for criminal activity that hurts people.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
So it's ok for one country to go into another country and arrest its leader for criminal activity that hurts people.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
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Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
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If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
When his failing health finally takes him, how long do you think he'll be "on vacation" before they admit he's dead?
I really think it'll be weeks of excuses for why we haven't seen him. Weeks of bizarrely literate Truth Social posts on his account that clearly didn't come from him.
I really think it'll be weeks of excuses for why we haven't seen him. Weeks of bizarrely literate Truth Social posts on his account that clearly didn't come from him.
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
When his failing health finally takes him, how long do you think he'll be "on vacation" before they admit he's dead?
I really think it'll be weeks of excuses for why we haven't seen him. Weeks of bizarrely literate Truth Social posts on his account that clearly didn't come from him.
I really think it'll be weeks of excuses for why we haven't seen him. Weeks of bizarrely literate Truth Social posts on his account that clearly didn't come from him.
I think of "average American", and it conjures imagery of a loud Texan cowboy stereotype (all hat, no horse) yelling at a Japanese chef that his sushi is uncooked.
This is NOT someone I want to put above experts in their fields and is a far-below-average world citizen.
This is NOT someone I want to put above experts in their fields and is a far-below-average world citizen.
there is an unspoken definition of “average american being used here” and whoever wrote this tripe (weiss via chatgpt?) isn’t smart enough to conceal that
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I think of "average American", and it conjures imagery of a loud Texan cowboy stereotype (all hat, no horse) yelling at a Japanese chef that his sushi is uncooked.
This is NOT someone I want to put above experts in their fields and is a far-below-average world citizen.
This is NOT someone I want to put above experts in their fields and is a far-below-average world citizen.
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how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday
Tarantino's Totoro
Veggietales: a Guy Ritchie film
Stanley Kubrick's Paddington
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Tarantino's Totoro
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Mine, too!!
I have to say that @deadder.bsky.social is one of my favorite political cartoonists. ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Mine, too!!
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As of today, I am a FULL professor. I do not care much for occupational status markers. Still, it is not lost on me that only 2% of full professors are Black women. This goes beyond personal accomplishment. It is a responsibility to do as much as I can for others. That is exactly what I aim to do.
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
As of today, I am a FULL professor. I do not care much for occupational status markers. Still, it is not lost on me that only 2% of full professors are Black women. This goes beyond personal accomplishment. It is a responsibility to do as much as I can for others. That is exactly what I aim to do.