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I'll fill this part out later. Definitely won't forget about it.

he/him
I'm starting to think the Cool Zone is not actually very Cool
April 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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July 26, 2024 at 12:59 PM
"The raids are too hard 😡"

My brother in Hydaelyn, this is optional, end-game content for the fifth expansion to this game. If you don't know what a stack marker is at this point, maybe this isn't the game for you
July 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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remembering that one time my FFXIV alt got hacked and the hacker tried to make me look bad by posting my lewd bookmarks, which I was not ashamed of so I shared them myself after

But there was one I didnt, not cause I was afraid of showing full naked lady with her tits out, but because it was modded
July 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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i do not care what you think about bree and salty, but if you, think bree, salty, and bill kezos all being suspended for pointing out blatant transmisogyny is a good thing for bluesky, then you seriously need to fix the transphobia in your hearts.

transmisogyny is a real issue on this platform.
July 16, 2024 at 3:53 AM
We used to be a real country smh my head
July 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
You can't even be a National Socialist nowadays because of WOKE smh my head
May 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
"A monument to the sins of Man. A song, extolling the beauty of Life. A constant reminder that, even though we did not choose the burden of thought, we must carry that weight all the same. The a-..what do you mean, I'm scaring the hoes??"
"Finish this sentence. Posting is..."

Bad candidate answer: "Fun!"
Mid answer: "Something we feel called to do."
Good answer: "A mistake"
Great answer: "A curse by the gods, a promethean liver eating, the unnatural side-effect of the unnatural power of thought"
May 10, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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So Utah, having passed a transphobic bathroom bill, has launched an online form for people to snitch on folks they think are in the "wrong" bathroom or locker room. Be a real shame if people on the Internet flooded it with fake reports: ut-sao-special-prod.web.app/sex_basis_co...
Hotline Complaint Form
ut-sao-special-prod.web.app
May 2, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Been submitting reports using names from the SNES classic FIGHTING BASEBALL. Todd Bonzalez, Sleve McDichael, and Mike Truk are concerned citizens that want their voices heard! And we've got a report from Bobson Dugnutt on deck!
UPDATE: THERE'S NO CHARACTER LIMIT FOR ANY OF IT EXCEPT THE EMAIL. I'VE LITERALLY JUST PUT THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT FOR EVERY SINGLE FIELD.
May 3, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Fukken hell, I'm hoping and praying I didn't make a fool of myself at the hotel bar last night. Got flown in for the company holiday party and the last thing I remember was starting a political rant and getting super fucking jazzed that one of my coworkers said "trans rights"
November 15, 2023 at 12:18 PM
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only handing out the fentanyl to kids dressed as chase from paw patrol
November 1, 2023 at 12:34 AM
It Follows: Tokyo Drift
heard they're making a sequel to It Follows what do we think it'll be called:

it follows again
it follows harder (better faster stronger)
it follows: the followship of the ring
it follows but not a sex thing this time-
October 30, 2023 at 9:01 PM
We used to be a real country smh
bring back quaaludes
October 28, 2023 at 1:36 PM
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Here's one of my favorite birds, the Satanic nightjar
October 17, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I Have No Cock, and I Must Cream
I Have No Penis And I Must Jizz
October 17, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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OMFG
October 6, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Princess Blownonoke
September 23, 2023 at 5:04 AM
If we are supposed to eat the Body of Christ, and Jesus was nailed to a big wooden stick, that means Jesus is a kebab
Then, descending below the 9th Circle, I beheld Trash Tuesday, an abyss long forsaken by God’s light. So abominable we’re the shitposts and flops that I clutched my masters robe and lamented, “Dear Virgil, we must flee!”

“No,” said he, “We must RT”
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
September 19, 2023 at 3:00 PM
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Stream
September 17, 2023 at 1:28 PM