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promethean_unchained
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He almost certainly means a mandoline slicer. But I think I like your interpretation better
Someone slicing a cucumber with a mandoline slicer. They aren't using a guard or cut-glove
May 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
promethean.bsky.social
An ouroboros with the caption, "ouroboros can have a little ouroboros (as a treat)"
November 6, 2023 at 7:14 PM
promethean.bsky.social
Still one of the best things I've witnessed on here
Adam and Terence being Nice Guys™ when DCV comes in to let them know that the "men, quit being creeps" post they are Nice Guy'n on is actually about them
October 26, 2023 at 5:43 AM
promethean.bsky.social
Fourteen *Margs At *Applebee's
The cover of a Choose Your Own Adventure book, titled "Fourteen Beers At Chili's" There is a man in a white tee and blue jeans (presumably the protagonist), performing a flying kick to the face of a ninja. Two more ninjas are in the background, looking on in awe and/or fear.
October 17, 2023 at 9:36 PM
promethean.bsky.social
Here's one of my favorite birds, the Satanic nightjar
A Satanic nightjar looking very cozy and simultaneously very pissed off Another nightjar VERY UPSET about something. Wings spread and maw agape, he is screaming into the void Two nightjars sitting next to each other. One is yelling at someone or something. The other looks mildly annoyed. It is unknown if they are annoyed at the subject of their companion's ire, or simply annoyed at their companion for screeching directly next to their ear
October 17, 2023 at 7:01 PM
promethean.bsky.social
hell yeah, brother 😎
Drawing of a frog saying, "You are not alone in this abyssal darkness. I am here and we shall face the Wednesday as DUDES."
September 27, 2023 at 12:20 PM
promethean.bsky.social
The absurdity of these two engaging in their own cancelling was hilarious
Screenshot of Terence and Adam Cerious commenting about "being respectful to women" on a call-out post. DCV swoops in and hits them with the, "we're literally talking about both of you"
September 15, 2023 at 7:54 PM
promethean.bsky.social
An edit of Francisco Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" where Saturn is holding a coffee mug that says, "Don't talk to me until I've had my son"
September 9, 2023 at 6:43 PM
promethean.bsky.social
Kinda reminds me of goobbue sproutlings from Final Fantasy XIV! They're one of the first "pets" you can unlock in the game. A lot of people think they're weird/ugly and don't use them. But I think they're adorable and my little guy has been by my side for years! (pic not mine)
A goobbue sproutling from FFXIV stands in a room with a Japanese teahouse aesthetic. It is a small plant creature, with a wide mouth and vacant stare. It also has some tiny plants sprouting on its back and head. To the left is an elezen (elf) sitting on the ground, her hands on her knees
August 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM
promethean.bsky.social
Frolicking around, looking for frogs made me think of this image
A very content looking frog sitting on the ground, drinking presumably tea or coffee from a thermos, and eating a pastry. The text reads: "You guys go ahead I'm gonna dilly dally"
August 26, 2023 at 4:00 PM
promethean.bsky.social
Green Goblin and Spider-Man on a rooftop. Green Goblin is saying, "You and I are not so different"
August 21, 2023 at 5:59 PM
promethean.bsky.social
A wizard standing in a dark kitchen. Top text: Microdosing Cheese. Bottom text: (pilfering a pinch of shredded cheese at 3am)
August 20, 2023 at 12:52 PM
promethean.bsky.social
App machine broke
Pic of broken skyline, w/ multiple identical skeets repeated. Shit's broke yo
August 18, 2023 at 6:14 PM
promethean.bsky.social
uhhh it's a cum edit of a Ben Garrison political comic. There's a lot of cum. The people demand the cum. McConnell is a turtle.
August 16, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet that says, "This edible ain't shit. *45 minutes later*" Followed by an image of Bobby Hill laying on the floor, having an out of body experience
August 16, 2023 at 7:40 PM
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Reskeet a pic if you’re one of the hottest accounts on Bluesky (you are 🫵)
A pic of me with my hair down, wearing a black "Hozier" shirt and grey sweater
August 15, 2023 at 9:43 PM
promethean.bsky.social
An edit of the cover art for Tame Impala's Currents, with the words "stuff do just be happening, it be happening way too much" at the top and bottom, and the marble has been replaced with Kirby saying "lmfao fuck"
August 5, 2023 at 3:38 AM