Professor Falconer
@professorfalconer.bsky.social
Geek, lover of comic books, Twitch affiliate with a busted computer (will return someday), professor of dubious authenticity, Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006. He/Him
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
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www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
The Babadook is just Gerard Way as a cryptid.
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The Babadook is just Gerard Way as a cryptid.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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Enjoying the moment during our sold-out show at Madison Square Garden (7/12/25)
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Enjoying the moment during our sold-out show at Madison Square Garden (7/12/25)
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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
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I've had a crush on you since the 90's, Emma. You didn't have to go so hard making me love you.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've had a crush on you since the 90's, Emma. You didn't have to go so hard making me love you.
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Thought y'all might enjoy this past one too. 🙂🌵
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thought y'all might enjoy this past one too. 🙂🌵
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🩵 Have a FANTASTIC weekend! 🩵
July 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
🩵 Have a FANTASTIC weekend! 🩵
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Have a SPECTACULAR weekend! ❤️🕸️
August 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Have a SPECTACULAR weekend! ❤️🕸️
The funny thing about attempting to rebrand the Department of Defense as the "Department of War" is that it sounds so weak. It reeks of false machismo, of fragile men trying to talk a big game.
October 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The funny thing about attempting to rebrand the Department of Defense as the "Department of War" is that it sounds so weak. It reeks of false machismo, of fragile men trying to talk a big game.
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New Tron movie looks pretty co - aw, shit is Jared Leto in this?
New Tron movie looks pretty co - aw, shit is Jared Leto in this?
Saint John, New Brunswick - Initial excitement over the latest entry in Disney’s sci-fi Tron franchise was ruined when it was discovered it also stars Jared Leto. During a recent family movie night, a...
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October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
New Tron movie looks pretty co - aw, shit is Jared Leto in this?
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For a few blissful moments, I forgot Jared Leto's name.
It was like being in a world that was similar to ours, yet exponentially better.
It was like being in a world that was similar to ours, yet exponentially better.
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For a few blissful moments, I forgot Jared Leto's name.
It was like being in a world that was similar to ours, yet exponentially better.
It was like being in a world that was similar to ours, yet exponentially better.
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In an ongoing development, despite you ignoring many preceding signs, numerous sources are frantically reporting that you have to pee, like really really badly. thesqueakywheel.org/body-frantic...
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
In an ongoing development, despite you ignoring many preceding signs, numerous sources are frantically reporting that you have to pee, like really really badly. thesqueakywheel.org/body-frantic...
So... helluva day. I'm just going to... go offline for a little bit.
September 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So... helluva day. I'm just going to... go offline for a little bit.
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Every day, I CRAVE French cuisine.
August 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every day, I CRAVE French cuisine.
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It’s amazing what a little outlier can do ❤️
August 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s amazing what a little outlier can do ❤️
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i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
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While Starbucks baristas struggle to pay their bills and corporate employees get a return to office order, what is CEO Brian Niccol doing?
He's building a "luxury" office near his California home for days he doesn't want to commute to Seattle via private jet.
Let Them Eat Cake Pops.
He's building a "luxury" office near his California home for days he doesn't want to commute to Seattle via private jet.
Let Them Eat Cake Pops.
Starbucks Builds New Office Near CEO's California Home: RTO | Entrepreneur
Starbucks built a 4,624-square-foot office for CEO Brian Niccol in California, so he wouldn't have to commute to the company's Seattle headquarters.
www.entrepreneur.com
July 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
While Starbucks baristas struggle to pay their bills and corporate employees get a return to office order, what is CEO Brian Niccol doing?
He's building a "luxury" office near his California home for days he doesn't want to commute to Seattle via private jet.
Let Them Eat Cake Pops.
He's building a "luxury" office near his California home for days he doesn't want to commute to Seattle via private jet.
Let Them Eat Cake Pops.
We've just got to get those numbers up.
Study Finds Refreshingly Low Amount Of Shovel Violence theonion.com/study-f...
July 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
We've just got to get those numbers up.