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Matt Procedural
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Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Borges fanboi. Farker. True left/libertarian, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. He/him, not taken not looking. Cryptobros+TERFs+fascists will be blocked. PNW 🇨🇦🍁
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The USA's credit rating is still AA1.
I bet it's not a month from now.
Perhaps more importantly, is there a subReddit shorting them yet?
www.moodys.com/web/en/us/ab...
2025 United States Sovereign Rating Action - Moody's
Understand more about the research, methods, and rating level behind Moody’s Rating’s 2025 US sovereign credit rating downgrade.
www.moodys.com
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The US finally gets control of TikTok, and the first thing it does is censor videos critical of the government just like it has always accused China of doing
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Boo-hoo.
Meal Team 6 has the sads.
There'll be plenty of time for incel fascist traitors to reflect on their life mistakes while they rot in prison.
#Nuremberg2
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is understated.
I mean…you can’t argue with ANYTHING he is saying. 🙌🏼
🎥:@valentivideos on IG
Take a listen!👇🏼
#hesaidwhathesaid
#pinks
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This brings joy to my heart.
Courage to all good people. Down with fascism.
The #Nuremberg2 trials are coming.
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
All billionaires are bastards.
January 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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This is the real danger to the United States.
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🐸🍵 ~AdminMatt
January 25, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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Fixed it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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🚨 NEW — Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:

"We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital... 1/
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Big Bezos is watching.
#FuckAmazon #FuckBezos
“Safety experts and tech critics have long condemned the Ring devices for security risks and privacy violations, not to mention their role in building the largest civilian surveillance network in US history.”
Fury as Amazon Ring Cameras Are Hooked Up to ICE System
Online activists are telling owners of Ring Doorbell cameras that it's time to get rid of their devices, which can be used by ICE.
futurism.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The real DEI posterboy.
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The USA's credit rating is still AA1.
I bet it's not a month from now.
Perhaps more importantly, is there a subReddit shorting them yet?
www.moodys.com/web/en/us/ab...
2025 United States Sovereign Rating Action - Moody's
Understand more about the research, methods, and rating level behind Moody’s Rating’s 2025 US sovereign credit rating downgrade.
www.moodys.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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We are deep in the Twilight Zone.
He's demanding control over a sovereign nation because they didn't give him THE NOBEL PRIZE. Why the actual fuck do we have a 25th Amendment?
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I don't actually have a "2nd Place In The Popular Vote" trophy to give.
Let's send those old trophies in!
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Everyone with authority must speak out now against Trump's depravity and lawlessness.

Every Democratic leader.

Every university, professional association, charity, and foundation head.

Every CEO.

Every religious leader.

If they don't, history will condemn their cowardice and complicity.
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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ICE Agent Jonathan Ross MURDERED U.S. Citizen Renee Good in cold blood. This is what our government has become, a threat to Americans.
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The fascists are NOT winning the hearts and minds of regular Americans.
#Nuremberg2 is coming for the Regime, for I.C.E., and for every collaborator.
Keep resisting.
Just an average guy on the streets during a hostile government takeover interview with Status Coup last night.
I watched it live last night and was impressed with these brave Minnesota protesters.

#FuckICE #ProudBlue #Pinks #StatusCoup #Minnesota
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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This is what I'm talking about.
From the BlackPeopleofReddit community on Reddit: Black Panthers in Philly
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January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM