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Matt Procedural
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Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Borges fanboi. Farker. True left/libertarian, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. He/him, not taken not looking. Cryptobros+TERFs+fascists will be blocked. PNW 🇨🇦🍁
He's making a second pee tape?
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Well, she is a Republican in everything but name.
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
They'll release a weaponized fake/selective set of documents that only names Trump's enemies. This was always the plan after the Repug fascists couldn't stall any longer. Trump is still a rapist and pederast.
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Who could've imagined Charlotte's Web would appeal to vile fascist like Bovino? A pig is a pig, I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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That’s why any Democrat running for 2028 has to promise to join the ICC.
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mayonnaise sandwiches seems a little too spicy for I.C.E. fascists.
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
hi new I'm dad

At least I think that's how dad jokes are supposed to work.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
An actual person put in the minimal effort to source and edit in those commentator tracks.
AI in general still sucks in every way possible, but that's about as close to a legitimate use as I've ever seen.
And it is kinda funny in a cruel slapstick way. I just imagined Trump's face on all of them.
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Completely shocking to everyone"

When 'everyone' = 'nobody'.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I fully expect he's going to lash out in the coming days, and innocent people will die as the mad tyrant flails.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The rats are finally deserting the sinking ship
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I brought enough to share.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why have you resigned yet, you corrupt lying fascist collaborator?
You're a useless sack of manure and an embarrassment to humanity.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Why are you calling liberal Democrats "the left"?
Liberalism is a right-wing political position.
Why are you getting basic facts so hopelessly wrong? Are you not journalists?
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One of the few positive things I recall of my formative years in Kitimat was the dark skies at night. So much for that.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You're a collaborator, Schumer. Nobody is fooled by your virtue signaling, ya lying c*nt. Step down.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM