Matt Procedural
@proceduraltexture.bsky.social
Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Borges fanboi. Farker. True left/libertarian, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. He/him, not taken not looking. Cryptobros+TERFs+fascists will be blocked. PNW 🇨🇦🍁
I brought enough to share.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I brought enough to share.
The ultra rich are the problem. The ultra rich shouldn't exist. Literally nobody should live more extravagantly than a doctor or dentist.
September 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The ultra rich are the problem. The ultra rich shouldn't exist. Literally nobody should live more extravagantly than a doctor or dentist.
I greatly enjoy taunting fake Xtians that if their Bible is coming true, then MAGA people are the ones following the antichrist, and are destined to spend their eternity in the lake of fire. It really ruins their day.
Steel yourself. It's gonna be our job to send them there.
Steel yourself. It's gonna be our job to send them there.
July 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I greatly enjoy taunting fake Xtians that if their Bible is coming true, then MAGA people are the ones following the antichrist, and are destined to spend their eternity in the lake of fire. It really ruins their day.
Steel yourself. It's gonna be our job to send them there.
Steel yourself. It's gonna be our job to send them there.
This is NOT a legal move in Calvinball.
May 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is NOT a legal move in Calvinball.
Highs of 16°C today, no rain expected.
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May 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Highs of 16°C today, no rain expected.
And now a message from our sponsor; The Timeless Void from which The Muse speaks.
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Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty.
May 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty.
Eventually I should get off my ass and figure out how to set up a feed for #TotalSqueee (note the triple-E), but in the meantime I'm using the hashtag.
May 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Eventually I should get off my ass and figure out how to set up a feed for #TotalSqueee (note the triple-E), but in the meantime I'm using the hashtag.
The autism registry is a proxy for a transgender kill list. The fascist regime intend a genocide.
We are all in waaaaay more trouble than most people realize. Trump *IS* Hitler 2.0, and there is no limit to what his regime will do until people start fighting back.
We are all in waaaaay more trouble than most people realize. Trump *IS* Hitler 2.0, and there is no limit to what his regime will do until people start fighting back.
May 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The autism registry is a proxy for a transgender kill list. The fascist regime intend a genocide.
We are all in waaaaay more trouble than most people realize. Trump *IS* Hitler 2.0, and there is no limit to what his regime will do until people start fighting back.
We are all in waaaaay more trouble than most people realize. Trump *IS* Hitler 2.0, and there is no limit to what his regime will do until people start fighting back.
Good riddance.
April 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Good riddance.
It's fun to remind fundamentalists that they are doomed to spend their eternity in the lake of fire. They don't like it one bit.
April 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's fun to remind fundamentalists that they are doomed to spend their eternity in the lake of fire. They don't like it one bit.
Oof, so much alt-text to type.
April 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oof, so much alt-text to type.
I like to counter with Trump-is-the-antichrist memes, of which there are many.
April 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I like to counter with Trump-is-the-antichrist memes, of which there are many.
I hope this helps.
April 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I hope this helps.
Is it this quote?
April 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Is it this quote?
This administration is an insane clown posse, you say?
March 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This administration is an insane clown posse, you say?