Patrick Pipino
@pp8010.bsky.social
Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.
Pretty sure that *any* female, named "Kingsley" would be a grade "A" asshole.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Pretty sure that *any* female, named "Kingsley" would be a grade "A" asshole.
The most ironic part of all of this is the fact that as people, including R's in Congress turn up the heat on Hegseth, Trump will ultimately cut him loose and throw HIM under the bus, like he's doing with Adm. Bradley.
Pete's just too stupid to know that it's coming.
Pete's just too stupid to know that it's coming.
Hegseth: "As President Trump always has our back, we always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations. All these strikes, they're making judgement calls ensuring they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that."
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The most ironic part of all of this is the fact that as people, including R's in Congress turn up the heat on Hegseth, Trump will ultimately cut him loose and throw HIM under the bus, like he's doing with Adm. Bradley.
Pete's just too stupid to know that it's coming.
Pete's just too stupid to know that it's coming.
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Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.
Hegseth: "As President Trump always has our back, we always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations. All these strikes, they're making judgement calls ensuring they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that."
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.
We are not a serious country.
The questioners pretending to be journalists, the Pentagon responder pretending to be a press secretary.
moments after Matt Gaetz asks a question at the Pentagon press briefing, Laura Loomer gets her turn
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We are not a serious country.
"Would you like sprinkles with that?"
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"Would you like sprinkles with that?"
A thousand times, this post...
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A thousand times, this post...
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
How it started / How it’s going
I feel virtuous. What say you @profanity.accountant ?
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I feel virtuous. What say you @profanity.accountant ?
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One other point: Trump is just so fucking exhausting. We can't even have Thanksgiving without him just spewing bile and hate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One other point: Trump is just so fucking exhausting. We can't even have Thanksgiving without him just spewing bile and hate.
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Well THAT should help recruiting in dangerous places.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Well THAT should help recruiting in dangerous places.
I want to go back in time to the day I cancelled my WaPo subscription and hi-five myself...
This is nuts!
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I want to go back in time to the day I cancelled my WaPo subscription and hi-five myself...
One of the best articles I've read in quite some time. Great share.
Thank you.
Thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
One of the best articles I've read in quite some time. Great share.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Can literally *anyone* in this regime shoot straight?
How embarrassing.
Administration sources were all-in on this Russian wishlist until it was revealed that it was an *actual* Russian wishlist and not just the worst possible peace plan for Ukraine.
Administration sources were all-in on this Russian wishlist until it was revealed that it was an *actual* Russian wishlist and not just the worst possible peace plan for Ukraine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Can literally *anyone* in this regime shoot straight?
🎵 And the man at the back said, "Everyone, attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🎵 And the man at the back said, "Everyone, attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
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Same week, y’all.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Same week, y’all.
It's times like these that I actually wish I still paid attention to the bad site; because I'm sure that the MAGA-verse is completely subdued in their reactions to Mamdani and Trump in the White House today.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It's times like these that I actually wish I still paid attention to the bad site; because I'm sure that the MAGA-verse is completely subdued in their reactions to Mamdani and Trump in the White House today.
I'm having a real hard time following the story arcs in this season of MAGA.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm having a real hard time following the story arcs in this season of MAGA.
Perfection.
So now Trump is a Mamdani fan and MTG is resigning from Congress.
My Bingo card is completely fucking useless.
My Bingo card is completely fucking useless.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Perfection.
Hakeem and his flock have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in congressional history right now by introducing a resolution condemning fascism.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hakeem and his flock have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in congressional history right now by introducing a resolution condemning fascism.
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I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
I think that we are missing the Occam's Razor perspective here.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think that we are missing the Occam's Razor perspective here.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
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Wait...checks...for voters...before an election? Thta he doesn't have the authority to issue? On funds that he illegally appropriated and may have to return? It's so Trumpy it should someday be an exhibit in the Smithsonian.
BREAKING: Trump promises $2,000 tariff checks by mid-2026
Trump promises $2,000 tariff checks by mid-2026
The checks would probably require legislation, Sec. Bessent has said.
trib.al
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wait...checks...for voters...before an election? Thta he doesn't have the authority to issue? On funds that he illegally appropriated and may have to return? It's so Trumpy it should someday be an exhibit in the Smithsonian.
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Future employers will just assume when they see ‘Trump admin staffer’ on a resume that the person is an unqualified dipshit who was temporarily elevated beyond their natural station in life.
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Future employers will just assume when they see ‘Trump admin staffer’ on a resume that the person is an unqualified dipshit who was temporarily elevated beyond their natural station in life.
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
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Donald Trump’s name appears in the Epstein Files 1,628 times.
Instead of professing his innocence or offering a reasonable explanation, he’s…
Brutally attacking MTG and Thomas Massie on Truth Social.
Game over.
Instead of professing his innocence or offering a reasonable explanation, he’s…
Brutally attacking MTG and Thomas Massie on Truth Social.
Game over.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Donald Trump’s name appears in the Epstein Files 1,628 times.
Instead of professing his innocence or offering a reasonable explanation, he’s…
Brutally attacking MTG and Thomas Massie on Truth Social.
Game over.
Instead of professing his innocence or offering a reasonable explanation, he’s…
Brutally attacking MTG and Thomas Massie on Truth Social.
Game over.