Me, as a teacher: If I didn't genuinely care about my students, there absolutely is no amount of money that would make this job worthwhile.
Also me, at day's end before Christmas break: I will literally run a child over to get out of this building.
Two things can be true.
Also me, at day's end before Christmas break: I will literally run a child over to get out of this building.
Two things can be true.
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me, as a teacher: If I didn't genuinely care about my students, there absolutely is no amount of money that would make this job worthwhile.
Also me, at day's end before Christmas break: I will literally run a child over to get out of this building.
Two things can be true.
Also me, at day's end before Christmas break: I will literally run a child over to get out of this building.
Two things can be true.
Heard this from my absolutely fantastic wife: it's amazing that I don't have a tramp stamp. I was the exact target demographic. I feel like spiritually I have a tramp stamp.
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Heard this from my absolutely fantastic wife: it's amazing that I don't have a tramp stamp. I was the exact target demographic. I feel like spiritually I have a tramp stamp.
"Young Frankenstein" remains the best adaptation of the story to date. I said what I said.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Young Frankenstein" remains the best adaptation of the story to date. I said what I said.
Is pretty sure that Fox Mulder's biggest mystery is the source of his incredibly awful neckties. Like damn.
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is pretty sure that Fox Mulder's biggest mystery is the source of his incredibly awful neckties. Like damn.
I am just the blue cat on K-Pop Demon Hunters, trying to right the plant for an awkwardly long time.
September 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I am just the blue cat on K-Pop Demon Hunters, trying to right the plant for an awkwardly long time.
I'm watching a lot of 80s horror movies for spooky season. WTF is up with families kissing on the mouth? Is this some cultural thing I don't know about?
September 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm watching a lot of 80s horror movies for spooky season. WTF is up with families kissing on the mouth? Is this some cultural thing I don't know about?
It's like a troupe of Cassandras screaming in unison at a Greek chorus, "Fucking do something!"
And the chorus is screaming back, equally in unison, "They screamed: Fucking do something!"
And the chorus is screaming back, equally in unison, "They screamed: Fucking do something!"
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's like a troupe of Cassandras screaming in unison at a Greek chorus, "Fucking do something!"
And the chorus is screaming back, equally in unison, "They screamed: Fucking do something!"
And the chorus is screaming back, equally in unison, "They screamed: Fucking do something!"
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This Parrot Accuracy is insane.
July 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This Parrot Accuracy is insane.
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Brava!
June 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Brava!
is watching King of the Hill. Peggy is the worst person of all time.
June 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
is watching King of the Hill. Peggy is the worst person of all time.
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They are trying to force Harvard to admit more conservative students.
Pardon me, but that sounds an awful lot like DEI, only DEI for stupid people.
Pardon me, but that sounds an awful lot like DEI, only DEI for stupid people.
June 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They are trying to force Harvard to admit more conservative students.
Pardon me, but that sounds an awful lot like DEI, only DEI for stupid people.
Pardon me, but that sounds an awful lot like DEI, only DEI for stupid people.
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fellow writers of science fiction. this is our moment
I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.
May 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fellow writers of science fiction. this is our moment
I would like to apologize to my wife, on behalf of dream-me. He's just not very good.
May 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I would like to apologize to my wife, on behalf of dream-me. He's just not very good.
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This is particularly obscene when you realize Republicans want to take food, shelter, healthcare, jobs, and due process from the bottom 50% of people in the US to free up cash to give the greedy, sociopaths who are the richest 0.1% in the US even more money for yachts, bonuses, and villas.
The richest 0.1% of Americans control $22 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% control $3.8 trillion in wealth.
Read that back.
Folks, this is what oligarchy looks like.
The bottom 50% control $3.8 trillion in wealth.
Read that back.
Folks, this is what oligarchy looks like.
April 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is particularly obscene when you realize Republicans want to take food, shelter, healthcare, jobs, and due process from the bottom 50% of people in the US to free up cash to give the greedy, sociopaths who are the richest 0.1% in the US even more money for yachts, bonuses, and villas.
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"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
April 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"
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“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.
"They say I wear a lot of hats," Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. He grabbed a red "Gulf of America" hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat.
"Even my hat has a hat."
"Even my hat has a hat."
April 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.
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Happy Hitler Killed Himself Day to those who celebrate. And condolences to Elon Musk and other Donald Trump fans.
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Adolf Hitler commits suicide in his underground bunker | April 30, 1945 | HISTORY
Adolf Hitler commits suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule and shooting himself in the head. Soon after, Germany unconditionally surrendered to the Allied forces
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April 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Happy Hitler Killed Himself Day to those who celebrate. And condolences to Elon Musk and other Donald Trump fans.
www.history.com/this-day-in-...
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A friend showed me this, years ago. Feels... huh... yeah... wow... youtu.be/EUPf5GagKF0?...
Years and Years Episode 5 | The Erstwhile Sites
YouTube video by Benjamin Nealon (Sky)
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April 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A friend showed me this, years ago. Feels... huh... yeah... wow... youtu.be/EUPf5GagKF0?...
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Skipped the paperwork. Ignored the court order. Broke the law. Ignored the constitution.
This ain’t immigration policy. This is straight-up defiance of the rule of law.
This ain’t immigration policy. This is straight-up defiance of the rule of law.
thehill.com
April 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Skipped the paperwork. Ignored the court order. Broke the law. Ignored the constitution.
This ain’t immigration policy. This is straight-up defiance of the rule of law.
This ain’t immigration policy. This is straight-up defiance of the rule of law.
is watching White Lotus, and Jesus Christ, everyone, we need to save Belinda.
April 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
is watching White Lotus, and Jesus Christ, everyone, we need to save Belinda.
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