Dave Jones
@popzeus.bsky.social
Journalist turned data/insights boffin. DIY indie rock practitioner as Jaded Noon Wives. Also reading through every X-Men related comic ever published like a totally normal person
Made over £10 through this today which, to be entirely real, is much more money than I ever dreamed of making thru my music
I tend not to talk about it too much on main, but seeing as it's #BandcampFriday it would be remiss not to mention that you can digitally download the full catalogue of my ramshackle indie outfit @jadednoonwives.bsky.social (album + 6 non-album singles) for roughly the price of a decent pint.
Jaded Noon Wives
It's only dadrock if an actual dad made it, otherwise it's just sparkling guitar noises
jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Made over £10 through this today which, to be entirely real, is much more money than I ever dreamed of making thru my music
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
Not Slough, Doncaster. Not too southern, not too northern, best transport links in the country, easy for MPs wherever they're based to get to/from constituencies with minimum fuss
How about this - new parliament building and government center in Slough, including Pm residence. Change parliament into a tourist and museum center.
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Not Slough, Doncaster. Not too southern, not too northern, best transport links in the country, easy for MPs wherever they're based to get to/from constituencies with minimum fuss
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Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
I tend not to talk about it too much on main, but seeing as it's #BandcampFriday it would be remiss not to mention that you can digitally download the full catalogue of my ramshackle indie outfit @jadednoonwives.bsky.social (album + 6 non-album singles) for roughly the price of a decent pint.
Jaded Noon Wives
It's only dadrock if an actual dad made it, otherwise it's just sparkling guitar noises
jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I tend not to talk about it too much on main, but seeing as it's #BandcampFriday it would be remiss not to mention that you can digitally download the full catalogue of my ramshackle indie outfit @jadednoonwives.bsky.social (album + 6 non-album singles) for roughly the price of a decent pint.
Some world-class malicious compliance going on in the Epstein redaction team
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Some world-class malicious compliance going on in the Epstein redaction team
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
Never did I dream, as a politics student in the New Labour years, that Peter Mandelson's fuck-ups would still be threatening to topple governments over a quarter of a century later.
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Never did I dream, as a politics student in the New Labour years, that Peter Mandelson's fuck-ups would still be threatening to topple governments over a quarter of a century later.
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If We Can Land A Man On The Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart
by Beulah
by Beulah
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM
If We Can Land A Man On The Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart
by Beulah
by Beulah
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This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
February 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
If you're going to be hanging on every cryptic word from @reluctantnicko.bsky.social and @fabriziorom.bsky.social today, this one's for you.
Nearly Transfer Deadline Day. We made a song about it
Alan Nixon Says
YouTube video by Jaded Noon Wives
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
If you're going to be hanging on every cryptic word from @reluctantnicko.bsky.social and @fabriziorom.bsky.social today, this one's for you.
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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at least 70% of the AI hype that’s bottom-up — eg, excited users — is people who never learned how to actually use their computer suddenly realizing the computer can do things for them
when most people talk about “AI,” they sound exactly like the photoshop/design clients i had in the 90s
who thought my work just involved pressing the right button and then the computer did all the work
who thought my work just involved pressing the right button and then the computer did all the work
November 5, 2024 at 5:20 AM
at least 70% of the AI hype that’s bottom-up — eg, excited users — is people who never learned how to actually use their computer suddenly realizing the computer can do things for them
Getting the slightest feeling this SD card might be corrupted lads
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Getting the slightest feeling this SD card might be corrupted lads
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I'm not prone to exaggeration but this is probably the biggest scoop I've ever been involved in
Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files
more to follow
www.ft.com/content/c950...
Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files
more to follow
www.ft.com/content/c950...
Jeffrey Epstein sent £10,000 to Mandelson’s husband, emails show
Epstein sent Reinaldo Avila da Silva payment in 2009
www.ft.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I'm not prone to exaggeration but this is probably the biggest scoop I've ever been involved in
Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files
more to follow
www.ft.com/content/c950...
Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files
more to follow
www.ft.com/content/c950...
One for the #bskyblades maybe
Who wants a song inspired by the football transfer window? open.spotify.com/track/2bosTB...
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
One for the #bskyblades maybe
I see "The Traitors US" is trending.
Or "The Trump Administration" to give them their official title.
Or "The Trump Administration" to give them their official title.
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I see "The Traitors US" is trending.
Or "The Trump Administration" to give them their official title.
Or "The Trump Administration" to give them their official title.
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If you think you're going in circles, just look at it from a different angle. It's probably a downward spiral
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 AM
If you think you're going in circles, just look at it from a different angle. It's probably a downward spiral
Top of my suggestions feed on Bandcamp today. 5/5, no notes 🔥🔥🔥 🖕🧊🖕
jeremymessersmith.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-t...
jeremymessersmith.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-t...
Fuck This, by Jeremy Messersmith
3 track album
jeremymessersmith.bandcamp.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Top of my suggestions feed on Bandcamp today. 5/5, no notes 🔥🔥🔥 🖕🧊🖕
jeremymessersmith.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-t...
jeremymessersmith.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-t...
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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
Apparently this take was hot enough for someone to block me over 🫤
The lengths Ferrari are going to to avoid getting any hopes up whatsoever about this car have me thinking that either they have all suddenly developed exceptional poker faces or it's one of the worst they've ever made
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Apparently this take was hot enough for someone to block me over 🫤
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This shit kills me ngl
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This shit kills me ngl