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Dave Jones
@popzeus.bsky.social
Journalist turned data/insights boffin. DIY indie rock practitioner as Jaded Noon Wives. Also reading through every X-Men related comic ever published like a totally normal person
Kind of astonished how well Mew-Genics is doing given that it's spent the last 15 years giving every indication of being vaporware and that at no point during that time did it ever sound like a game that anyone would want to play, but fair play to them
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Not sure if the correct response to this sign is "Well that's told them!" or "That's reassuring and helpful to know", but either way I'm off for a dip, brb
Punctuation matters
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Big respect to @todoist.com - got a receipt for $35 annual sub to their app that I bought in 2022 and then forgot about. Not only could I cancel in one click, but I got a full refund instead of being tied to another 12 months of a service I never use. Finally, an ADHD friendly cancellation policy!
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Jim Ratcliffe looks like if Mandelson refused the interview so you paid a passing tramp £10 to pretend to be him for half an hour
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
...aaaaaaaaaand it's raining again. Ah well, nice to have a couple of hours off it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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sigh
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
No defenestration of Starmer without prior cancellation of Streeting, please
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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I hope this Natural History Museum plushie is the first in a series of Pikachu fucking famous landmarks:
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Bee Thousand isn't on Bee Thousand, and neither is Alien Lanes on Alien Lanes. They are both on The Grand Hour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y9v...
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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he can't walk away from the country. He will need a boat or an aeroplane. #bbcverify
Starmer says he 'will never walk away from the country I love' after thanking cabinet for support
The PM was speaking to the public in Hertfordshire about the cost of living - he earlier met his cabinet in London and thanked them for backing him.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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I have something I call The Harry Redknapp Rule, which goes thus: if someone is caught, by fluke, doing something wildly, intricately illegal - in Redknapp's case, placing dodgy cash in a Monaco bank account in his dog's name - then it is vanishingly unlikely that this is their first such crime.
Do we think that a) Epstein is the only person Mandy was doing favours for? and b) Mandy is the only one doing favours for people?

Do we?
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Just Fancy That! Sam Altman on ads in ChatGPT.

From the new Private Eye, out now.
February 10, 2026 at 8:33 AM
All depends if they win a title, really. If they do, it'll be taken as definitive proof of timeless genius. If they don't, this era will be an easily glossed-over postscript to what's already an extraordinary legacy.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 AM
New livery in 'near-identical to old livery' shock, more as we get it
NEW: First pictures: McLaren reveals its new MCL40 in its definitive livery

McLaren has revealed the first images of its new MCL40 in the livery it will race in this year.

More:
First pictures: McLaren reveals its new MCL40 in its definitive livery
McLaren has revealed the first images of its new MCL40 in the livery it will race in this year.
www.racefans.net
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It's all kicking off in Greenock
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It is frankly mental how many pies old Jeff had his fingers in
February 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
At least some good can come of this. This blandly malevolent homunculus must never attain the highest office
In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Made over £10 through this today which, to be entirely real, is much more money than I ever dreamed of making thru my music
I tend not to talk about it too much on main, but seeing as it's #BandcampFriday it would be remiss not to mention that you can digitally download the full catalogue of my ramshackle indie outfit @jadednoonwives.bsky.social (album + 6 non-album singles) for roughly the price of a decent pint.
Jaded Noon Wives
It's only dadrock if an actual dad made it, otherwise it's just sparkling guitar noises
jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Not Slough, Doncaster. Not too southern, not too northern, best transport links in the country, easy for MPs wherever they're based to get to/from constituencies with minimum fuss
How about this - new parliament building and government center in Slough, including Pm residence. Change parliament into a tourist and museum center.
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I tend not to talk about it too much on main, but seeing as it's #BandcampFriday it would be remiss not to mention that you can digitally download the full catalogue of my ramshackle indie outfit @jadednoonwives.bsky.social (album + 6 non-album singles) for roughly the price of a decent pint.
Jaded Noon Wives
It's only dadrock if an actual dad made it, otherwise it's just sparkling guitar noises
jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Some world-class malicious compliance going on in the Epstein redaction team
Who could this be? Hmm…
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM