Pnkrkgrl
@pnkrkgrl23.bsky.social
A tiny pixie with a heart of gold.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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10/10
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
10/10
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
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Also, "pore over," not "pour over".
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Also, "pore over," not "pour over".
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Girls only want one thing and it's disgusting.
August 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Girls only want one thing and it's disgusting.
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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Airlynes are lyke "Thanke yow for checkinge in. You are nowe eligible to paye $45 for our 'No weirde squirrel yn your seating area' Program. Yf you paye the moneye and signe up you are 100% guaranteed that ther wil not be a weirde squirrel runninge up, doun, and arounde your seate. What a bargain!"
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Airlynes are lyke "Thanke yow for checkinge in. You are nowe eligible to paye $45 for our 'No weirde squirrel yn your seating area' Program. Yf you paye the moneye and signe up you are 100% guaranteed that ther wil not be a weirde squirrel runninge up, doun, and arounde your seate. What a bargain!"
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Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.'
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
July 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.'
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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the thing about not having an algorithm here is it's ok to have one fucking place that's not a popularity contest. we have the nielsen ratings. we have the charts. we have meta. everything is is already a popularity contest and it fucking sucks, globally. we can have one place where you vibe it out
June 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the thing about not having an algorithm here is it's ok to have one fucking place that's not a popularity contest. we have the nielsen ratings. we have the charts. we have meta. everything is is already a popularity contest and it fucking sucks, globally. we can have one place where you vibe it out
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DM: You creep through the dragon's den, your boots echoing into the otherwise silent cavern...
Players: *immersed*
DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air...
Players: *getting nervous*
*dm puts on careless whisper*
Players: What.
DM: *puts this on the table*
Players: WHAT.
#dnd
Players: *immersed*
DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air...
Players: *getting nervous*
*dm puts on careless whisper*
Players: What.
DM: *puts this on the table*
Players: WHAT.
#dnd
May 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
DM: You creep through the dragon's den, your boots echoing into the otherwise silent cavern...
Players: *immersed*
DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air...
Players: *getting nervous*
*dm puts on careless whisper*
Players: What.
DM: *puts this on the table*
Players: WHAT.
#dnd
Players: *immersed*
DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air...
Players: *getting nervous*
*dm puts on careless whisper*
Players: What.
DM: *puts this on the table*
Players: WHAT.
#dnd
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
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Knowledge vs. Ignorance
A 🧵
One of my favorite speeches of American political history is John F. Kennedy’s Rice University speech committing to put a man on the moon.
In it, he speaks of a “decade of hope and fear” and an era of “knowledge and ignorance,” intertwined.
1/
A 🧵
One of my favorite speeches of American political history is John F. Kennedy’s Rice University speech committing to put a man on the moon.
In it, he speaks of a “decade of hope and fear” and an era of “knowledge and ignorance,” intertwined.
1/
May 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Knowledge vs. Ignorance
A 🧵
One of my favorite speeches of American political history is John F. Kennedy’s Rice University speech committing to put a man on the moon.
In it, he speaks of a “decade of hope and fear” and an era of “knowledge and ignorance,” intertwined.
1/
A 🧵
One of my favorite speeches of American political history is John F. Kennedy’s Rice University speech committing to put a man on the moon.
In it, he speaks of a “decade of hope and fear” and an era of “knowledge and ignorance,” intertwined.
1/
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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
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AP pope says the trinity is three persons with one comma
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
AP pope says the trinity is three persons with one comma
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Conclave? Or a tyme for a large groupe of verye busye professionals wyth full schedules and manye responsibilityes to playe an entire D&D campaign uninterrupted?
May 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Conclave? Or a tyme for a large groupe of verye busye professionals wyth full schedules and manye responsibilityes to playe an entire D&D campaign uninterrupted?
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I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
!["ancient times": "The incarnations of filial piety in various cultures are reflected by examples through history.
Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5]
Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..."
Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreidcdkfyzscdzh4unmybeifcgcczndq75j3rpnc56ukljmmru6t6he@jpeg)
!["Plutarch's biography of Cicero notes that:[6]
Again, in a dispute with Cicero, Metellus Nepos asked repeatedly "Who is your father?"
"In your case," said Cicero, "your mother has made the answer to this question rather difficult."
In the Strategies of the Warring States, it is recorded that the following was said by the King Wei of Qi after "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreicsucky7emyx7w7yqakzcybqu42emqanuohytxmnyk4c5dect3ujy@jpeg)
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
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Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
May 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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"I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late"
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late"
May 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late"
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late"
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
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*jaunty tune, maybe with some Andy Griffith show whistling*
when you meet somebody who's wrong in my mentions,
block 'em!
just sing this song to yourself in my mentions,
block 'em!
I know they're talking real nonsense there,
but you're not gonna get anywhere
wash em right outta yr hair,
block 'em!
when you meet somebody who's wrong in my mentions,
block 'em!
just sing this song to yourself in my mentions,
block 'em!
I know they're talking real nonsense there,
but you're not gonna get anywhere
wash em right outta yr hair,
block 'em!
April 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
*jaunty tune, maybe with some Andy Griffith show whistling*
when you meet somebody who's wrong in my mentions,
block 'em!
just sing this song to yourself in my mentions,
block 'em!
I know they're talking real nonsense there,
but you're not gonna get anywhere
wash em right outta yr hair,
block 'em!
when you meet somebody who's wrong in my mentions,
block 'em!
just sing this song to yourself in my mentions,
block 'em!
I know they're talking real nonsense there,
but you're not gonna get anywhere
wash em right outta yr hair,
block 'em!