my man my man my man

My office has a Nespresso machine so I bought a bunch of the coffee pods for it and now I want a machine at home 🫣💸

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

Joined my online CSM class early this morning and didn't realize my mic was on so everyone heard me kissing my cat's forehead and aggressively-cutesy saying "iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou!"

To people that set up toilet paper so it rolls away from you - why??

Fetterman did irreparable damage to the image of guys that go out in the winter in basketball shorts and a hoodie.

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

So close!! That is a shoe 💕

One minute you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re listening to Nirvana on an oldies station.

Fellas, is it gay to run errands

I think Demi has a shot, I really do, but I -really- want Coralie Fargeat to win best director. Like how great would that be

Love this song & album

I get irrationally angry when I see people put their luggage in the overhead bins laying flat instead of on the side.

I get irrationally angry when I see people put their luggage in the overhead bins laying flat instead of on the side.

Aaaand they just "made" me sing Backstreet Boys at this party 🙉🫣

Dropping some vacation highlights here before I head back to reality tomorrow night.

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