"Reels appears to reward this kind of social media edging."

Nail on the head, and exactly why I hate them (or hate-watch them).

A lovable curmudgeon with takes that never miss

My partner (who doesn't even drink coffee!) is like "I don't wanna be a Nespresso house & we already have too much coffee stuff!" But like, we don't have -this- coffee stuff!

Really appreciate this perspective, thank you

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The Substance

Love this for you

totally fair - you’ve earned it!

Haha same! I recently saw a shorter person struggling to get something in the way back of a higher shelf and was like "Can I help get that for you?” 🦸‍♂️

It feels like 💪😇 but I prob look more like 🫲〰️😇

This is awesome (also totally thought that guy was drinking gasoline at first)

You absolutely do not! Looking so cute & handsome 😍