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Christopher Plessinger
@plessinger.com
Grandson of an original anti-fascist.
Dad; hockey, futball, genealogy.
20 years in I.T.

Citrix: CCIA, CCE-V, CCP-AppDS
VMware: VCP-DCV 2024, VCP-DM 2023
CompTIA: Linux+, Security+, Network+, A+
Zerto: ZCP

I like to tinker.
Posting from Texas, USA
The abuser speaking for their victims:
"He fell down some stairs."
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It was difficult reading this to come to any other conclusion about her other than this: she's a traitor to her own sex.
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If only this could kill Chucky.
If you bought a new TV for the Super Bowl, make sure you anchor it to the wall.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Dear God - EACH of Ken Burns' The American Revolution episode is *2 hours long.*

The Civil War ones were only 1 hour per episode.

The content is great. Just dense.

Would preferred 12 x 1 hour episodes to the 6 x 2 hour.
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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Hey so trumprx actually went live and it's got the same cost savings as goodrx. Exactly the same. However it's worse because it doesn't include generics. Generic protonix is about $6.

This literally does nothing. What a joke.
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This is awesome.
New Epstein Tool Searches LinkedIn Connections Against 3.5 Million Pages Epstein Files
New Epstein Tool Searches LinkedIn Connections Against 3.5 Million Pages Epstein Files
A new open-source Python tool named EpsteIn enables users to check if their LinkedIn connections appear in over 3.5 million pages of Jeffrey Epstein court documents recently released by the U.S. Department of Justice. Developed by Christopher Finke, it runs locally to prioritize privacy amid rising interest in OSINT for network validation. EpsteIn indexes mentions from public Epstein files using an API built by Patrick Duggan on DugganUSA.com, scanning user-exported LinkedIn Connections.csv files. It generates an interactive HTML report (default: EpsteIn.html) sorted by mention count, featuring contact cards with names, positions, companies, excerpt snippets, and direct links to DOJ PDFs. 404 Media tested it, finding 22 potential matches, including common names like “Adam S.,” underscoring false positive risks from ambiguous references. Users need Python 3.6+, the requests library, and a virtual environment via pip install -r requirements.txt . Export LinkedIn connections through Settings > Data privacy > Get a copy of your data (up to 24 hours wait), then run python EpsteIn.py --connections /path/to/Connections.csv . Options include --output for custom HTML paths; no cloud processing ensures data stays local. This tool exemplifies accessible OSINT for threat hunting in professional networks, helping cybersecurity pros audit associations post-data dumps. Local execution mitigates server-side privacy leaks, but exporting LinkedIn data exposes contacts, and misuse could enable targeted doxxing or harassment. False positives demand manual review, aligning with best practices in IOC validation. Aspect Benefits Risks Privacy Runs offline; no API keys shared LinkedIn export reveals full network Accuracy Contextual excerpts for verification Common names yield false matches Scalability Handles 3.5M pages via indexed API Setup requires technical skills EpsteIn Tool aids personal risk assessment without judgment, but experts urge caution on inferences from public records. Follow us on Google News , LinkedIn , and X for daily cybersecurity updates. Contact us to feature your stories. The post New Epstein Tool Searches LinkedIn Connections Against 3.5 Million Pages Epstein Files appeared first on Cyber Security News .
cybersecuritynews.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Why does this feel like this will be one of those sequence of return years that I'm always hearing about in retirement forecasts?
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Amazon stock cratered after hours.

I need a pick me up:

Anyone know how much less Bezos is worth now?
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Workaround after Remote Assistance Error

After installing the January 2026 Microsoft security updates, Remote Assistance (msra.exe) no longer works on multiple Windows versions. This directly affects Citrix Director Sh adowing, as the generated invite files can no longer be opened on patched…
Workaround after Remote Assistance Error
After installing the January 2026 Microsoft security updates, Remote Assistance (msra.exe) no longer works on multiple Windows versions. This directly affects Citrix Director Sh adowing, as the generated invite files can no longer be opened on patched systems. The issue is caused by a security hardening related to CVE-2026-20824 – Windows Remote Assistance Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability…
www.deyda.net
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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University is not a business, students are not customers, education is not a product, researchers are not salespeople.
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I really wish he'd do his job instead of these side projects try to gin up support for a peace prize he's never, ever going to be awarded.
TRUMP: WORKING HARD TO END WAR IN SUDAN, ALMOST DONE
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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This is what leadership looks like.
February 5, 2026 at 10:49 AM
The Texas Democratic senate candidate - be that Talarico or Crockett - that will commit to vote for Chuck Schumer's ouster as Leader will get my vote in the Primary.
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
The modern GOP is what you get when you, for generations, relegate the teaching of civics to the teacher who was hired solely to be the high school football coach.

(Yes, I'm looking at you Gloucester High School, Virginia)
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
When you read a generic newspaper headline and realize that it *could* be about Musk and then hope that it is:
Texas man who had thousands of child porn images gets 10 years in prison
Nathan Corey Van Zandt, 47, of Floresville pleaded guilty to a charge of receipt of child pornography, according to federal officials.
www.expressnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
He could, I dunno, move into a ...prison.

I'm positive the uproar would subside at least a little.
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Every picture of see of Kristi Noem lately looks like she's reacting to a dog whistle that only she can hear.
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Because constitutionally protected rights to free speech and assembly are inconvenient to the CISD Superintendent and the Governor of Texas.

They can both go fuck themselves.
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Microsoft actually does something useful, adds Sysmon to Windows
Microsoft actually does something useful, adds Sysmon to Windows
After years of bolting AI onto everything, Redmond remembers admins exist There is good news for administrators: Microsoft has delivered on its promise to build Sysmon functionality into Windows.…
dlvr.it
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Looks like I won't have to caravan all the way to Dilley to protest.
Children and families are being held in ICE facilities with inhumane conditions. We should be closing them — not building more.

@joaquincastrotx.bsky.social and I are opposed to any expansion of ICE’s presence in San Antonio.

We’ll fight with every tool we have to prevent it.
ICE buys warehouse on San Antonio's East Side, angering local officials
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement closed on an industrial building off of Loop 410 for a processing center.
www.expressnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Mitch McConnell:
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Martinez ends her testimony with this:

"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM