Playmonk3y
@playmonk3y.bsky.social
Done it again 😠
Last year I forgot the dates of a Slayer gig I had tickets for and booked a holiday. This year I forgot the dates of My Chemical Romance and Iron Maiden (same week) and have once again booked a fekin holiday
Last year I forgot the dates of a Slayer gig I had tickets for and booked a holiday. This year I forgot the dates of My Chemical Romance and Iron Maiden (same week) and have once again booked a fekin holiday
a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
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January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Done it again 😠
Last year I forgot the dates of a Slayer gig I had tickets for and booked a holiday. This year I forgot the dates of My Chemical Romance and Iron Maiden (same week) and have once again booked a fekin holiday
Last year I forgot the dates of a Slayer gig I had tickets for and booked a holiday. This year I forgot the dates of My Chemical Romance and Iron Maiden (same week) and have once again booked a fekin holiday
What is the point of #NFL 'snow games'? Lets get the best two teams in the Conference and make them play in conditions that delivers the absolute sh***est game you have ever seen.
I understand playing in challenging conditions like heavy rain or wind etc. But thete has to be a limit
I understand playing in challenging conditions like heavy rain or wind etc. But thete has to be a limit
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 PM
What is the point of #NFL 'snow games'? Lets get the best two teams in the Conference and make them play in conditions that delivers the absolute sh***est game you have ever seen.
I understand playing in challenging conditions like heavy rain or wind etc. But thete has to be a limit
I understand playing in challenging conditions like heavy rain or wind etc. But thete has to be a limit
No 5 a side footy tonight so I think I'll go to the gym instead. It's a rubbish world out there so an hour or so of thinking about nothing other than 'is it meant to hurt there when I do that' will be a welcome respite. 😀
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 PM
No 5 a side footy tonight so I think I'll go to the gym instead. It's a rubbish world out there so an hour or so of thinking about nothing other than 'is it meant to hurt there when I do that' will be a welcome respite. 😀
This honestly defies all belief! What a pathetic little man baby 👶
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Donald Trump links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter
US president says he no longer feels the need to think ‘purely of peace’ in letter to Norwegian prime minister
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 PM
This honestly defies all belief! What a pathetic little man baby 👶
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Its not just table top gaming. I suspect there are many like me whose love of W40K is fed by The Black Library, their publishing arm, which has created a universe far more interesting and diverse than MCU, DCU, Star Teek or Star Wars etc.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘A gaming success story’: how Warhammer became one of Britain’s biggest companies
Worth £6bn and with revenues recently rising by 10.9%, the niche interest game has become a global business
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Its not just table top gaming. I suspect there are many like me whose love of W40K is fed by The Black Library, their publishing arm, which has created a universe far more interesting and diverse than MCU, DCU, Star Teek or Star Wars etc.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Loved this article. As someone closer to 60 than 50 I love everything about playing football,but I'm a bit sh** tbh. You know what though, it doesn't matter because for the 60, 90 minutes or whatever I'm playing, nothing else matters.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I am terrible at football – but love playing. Can I change my game completely in my mid-30s?
For fifteen years I have been devoted to the sport, but can still barely tackle or shoot. I decided to get a coach and give him the challenge of a lifetime
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Loved this article. As someone closer to 60 than 50 I love everything about playing football,but I'm a bit sh** tbh. You know what though, it doesn't matter because for the 60, 90 minutes or whatever I'm playing, nothing else matters.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
If a teacher wanted to show you a video clip, they had to wheel a TV and VHS video player into the classroom.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
If a teacher wanted to show you a video clip, they had to wheel a TV and VHS video player into the classroom.
Looking at my 'year in music' stuff, once again its the same bands & artists as the year before and the year before that etc.
Conscious decision this year to listen to new music (to me). Out goes the likes of Avenged Sevenfold and Deadmau5, in comes Loyle Carner and....🤔
Conscious decision this year to listen to new music (to me). Out goes the likes of Avenged Sevenfold and Deadmau5, in comes Loyle Carner and....🤔
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Looking at my 'year in music' stuff, once again its the same bands & artists as the year before and the year before that etc.
Conscious decision this year to listen to new music (to me). Out goes the likes of Avenged Sevenfold and Deadmau5, in comes Loyle Carner and....🤔
Conscious decision this year to listen to new music (to me). Out goes the likes of Avenged Sevenfold and Deadmau5, in comes Loyle Carner and....🤔
Listened to a self help podcast thing that said you should set goals and not let anything or anyone get in your way of achieving them.
Anyway, turns out I now need to find a new group to play 5 a side football with as apparently two footing, "Old Davey" isn't acceptable 😏
Anyway, turns out I now need to find a new group to play 5 a side football with as apparently two footing, "Old Davey" isn't acceptable 😏
January 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Listened to a self help podcast thing that said you should set goals and not let anything or anyone get in your way of achieving them.
Anyway, turns out I now need to find a new group to play 5 a side football with as apparently two footing, "Old Davey" isn't acceptable 😏
Anyway, turns out I now need to find a new group to play 5 a side football with as apparently two footing, "Old Davey" isn't acceptable 😏
What, and I mean this most sincerely, the f*** has happened to Quality Street?
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What, and I mean this most sincerely, the f*** has happened to Quality Street?
Well I was almost right with my prediction #Traitors
But, based on whats happened to date, you just know that someone is going to suggest Nick and Joe must be traitors as they are so influential and they'll get voted out 😖
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Well I was almost right with my prediction #Traitors
Delivery from @noscoredraws.com has arrived and it's a thing of beauty, with a BIG disclaimer that beauty is in the eye of the beholder 🤪
#CUFC 💛🖤
#CUFC 💛🖤
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Delivery from @noscoredraws.com has arrived and it's a thing of beauty, with a BIG disclaimer that beauty is in the eye of the beholder 🤪
#CUFC 💛🖤
#CUFC 💛🖤
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This is a bit of a plaintive, feeble plea BUT: since we started selling our stupid mugs six years ago, we haven’t put our prices up once. And obviously all our materials and stuff have gone up and up and up. So, er, if you fancy buying some nonsense from us this Xmas, you’d be big bloody heroes x
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✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is a bit of a plaintive, feeble plea BUT: since we started selling our stupid mugs six years ago, we haven’t put our prices up once. And obviously all our materials and stuff have gone up and up and up. So, er, if you fancy buying some nonsense from us this Xmas, you’d be big bloody heroes x
Good 2-1 home win for the U's today. 15 minutes of added on time at the end of the match after the ref was taken off injured following a collision with Lavery. Had to get a 4th official from the crowd, stood there in jeans holding up the board for the subs 😆💛🖤 🥥
October 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Good 2-1 home win for the U's today. 15 minutes of added on time at the end of the match after the ref was taken off injured following a collision with Lavery. Had to get a 4th official from the crowd, stood there in jeans holding up the board for the subs 😆💛🖤 🥥
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this high quality gag came from someone who is also here but as he hasn’t posted it himself I assume he doesn’t want to be tagged to share in the glory
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
this high quality gag came from someone who is also here but as he hasn’t posted it himself I assume he doesn’t want to be tagged to share in the glory
Off to the Abbey in a bit to watch Cambridge United. Not saying the weather is bad or anything but I may need to forego the halftime pint for a Bovril instead 🤔
October 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Off to the Abbey in a bit to watch Cambridge United. Not saying the weather is bad or anything but I may need to forego the halftime pint for a Bovril instead 🤔
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This is wonderful 💚
Real Betis invited 11 of the club’s oldest members to be mascots this weekend, celebrating their long-held support and International Day for Older Persons 👏
Real Betis invited 11 of the club’s oldest members to be mascots this weekend, celebrating their long-held support and International Day for Older Persons 👏
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Finally got round to watching Welcome to Wrexham. Love the journey of the owners and how they have completely fallen for football. Promotion, relegation, 44 league games, cup games, points for draws etc. must be such an alien experience for those raised on US sports.
September 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Finally got round to watching Welcome to Wrexham. Love the journey of the owners and how they have completely fallen for football. Promotion, relegation, 44 league games, cup games, points for draws etc. must be such an alien experience for those raised on US sports.
Just catching up on the @footballcliches.bsky.social podcast. Hill Dickinson looks like a stadium you'd see in the Bundeslegia, maybe Hoffenheim (no idea what their stadium looks like and cant be arsed to Google it but they are a mid German side which seems fitting).
August 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just catching up on the @footballcliches.bsky.social podcast. Hill Dickinson looks like a stadium you'd see in the Bundeslegia, maybe Hoffenheim (no idea what their stadium looks like and cant be arsed to Google it but they are a mid German side which seems fitting).
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During this, our warmest hour, I’d like to remind you that weatherpeople are not all created equal.
July 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
During this, our warmest hour, I’d like to remind you that weatherpeople are not all created equal.
Sat at a lovely bar on the beach but for the love of your chosen diety, why do they insist on piping those awful, easy listening, female singer cover versions of songs out, non stop 😠
July 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sat at a lovely bar on the beach but for the love of your chosen diety, why do they insist on piping those awful, easy listening, female singer cover versions of songs out, non stop 😠