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Playmonk3y
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On the plus side, at least they are gathering all the most vile politicians under one roof so you know where they are.
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"Yeah, glad we got the deal done, he's a triffic little racist"
January 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Looks down at feet. Can't see feet. Not sure I need anymore motivation 🙂
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
That's Blackpool out of season for you 😉
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
On behalf of the rest of the world, can I ask WTAF is that hat about? 🤡
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Yeah, outstanding performance from Arsenal 🤣
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Thats such a Gen Zed take 😏
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Best ready Salted crisps are the ones you get abroad on holiday. No idea why, they just are 🤷‍♂️
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
How much is a little body fat? Asking for a friend 😬
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pett the sweaty things
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
He'll double down and say Trump has now ended 9 wars 🤨
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Findus Crispy Pancakes
a person is holding a box of findus 4 crispy pancakes
ALT: a person is holding a box of findus 4 crispy pancakes
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January 2, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I've watched Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey a gazillion times but only watched Face the Music once.

It came out during Covid and was such a perfect film of hope and positivity at such a desperate time, I don't feel like a rewatch will ever capture what it meant at the time 🤘
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Or use a pencil 😉
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just publish them on the web and let the people do the reviewing!
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Moved to a small village and was impressed the pub landlord let teenagers in to play pool, and darts etc. Never sold them alcohol, just a place for kids to hang out in a village with nothing for youngsters.

Turns out he was selling them weed 😆
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Surprised you managed to find enough players and managers for my Cambridge United mugs 😆 💛🖤
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Enjoying The Division 2. Been playing for a whilst and have got ot the point where I've completely forgotten what I'm supposed to be doing. Still good fun though.
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just call American Football 'Hand Egg' 😬
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Well I've never been to Mars, but it wont stop me gorging on that planets chocolate bars 😋
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM