Jack Hurley
@loudribs.bsky.social
Purveyor of coastal slander. No gift for jobbery. Not the best but always in demand.
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I wonder how many different groups in DC are spaffing their pants right now, thinking that the plan has finally worked as the chaos temporarily aligns with whatever batshit was on their wishlist before rolling on to a giddying array of even more outlandish outcomes?
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I wonder how many different groups in DC are spaffing their pants right now, thinking that the plan has finally worked as the chaos temporarily aligns with whatever batshit was on their wishlist before rolling on to a giddying array of even more outlandish outcomes?
Did not have yoinking presidents on my 2026 bingo card yet here we are
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Did not have yoinking presidents on my 2026 bingo card yet here we are
The bin lid at work sounds just like the gong at the start of Kool and the Gang’s Jungle Boogie
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The bin lid at work sounds just like the gong at the start of Kool and the Gang’s Jungle Boogie
I would absolutely be up for this
N.B. if you gave me money for a tv programme I would take @loudribs.bsky.social and my pal Matt and just go to the places mentioned in the Shipping Forecast and shout the names of them in various weathers.
Making MrsRJ listen to shipping forecasts. She's not as into it as I am but she'll come round.
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I would absolutely be up for this
***TRENDS FOR 2026***
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
***TRENDS FOR 2026***
If Jools Holland died during the filming of The Hootenanny, would they have to keep it secret and pretend he actually died on New Year’s Eve?
December 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
If Jools Holland died during the filming of The Hootenanny, would they have to keep it secret and pretend he actually died on New Year’s Eve?
Reminder that Uncle-Dad has a real knack for taking photos of us that look like they’re from the promo bundle for some Channel5 poverty porn series.
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reminder that Uncle-Dad has a real knack for taking photos of us that look like they’re from the promo bundle for some Channel5 poverty porn series.
Happy Tax Return Dread Day one and all
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Happy Tax Return Dread Day one and all
Ten years ago today, things were getting a bit spicy on Kirkstall Road
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ten years ago today, things were getting a bit spicy on Kirkstall Road
Some lass came into the shop with a poster for her gig, asked if we could put it up, then off-handedly suggested I should come to it - to which I said ‘Nah, I’m really old’.
“Don’t worry, there’ll be other BBC6 Dads there.”
Absolutely murdered.
“Don’t worry, there’ll be other BBC6 Dads there.”
Absolutely murdered.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some lass came into the shop with a poster for her gig, asked if we could put it up, then off-handedly suggested I should come to it - to which I said ‘Nah, I’m really old’.
“Don’t worry, there’ll be other BBC6 Dads there.”
Absolutely murdered.
“Don’t worry, there’ll be other BBC6 Dads there.”
Absolutely murdered.
The dog’s supposed to eat the carrot in a Rudolfy manner but now she’s just sitting there cosplaying Churchill
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The dog’s supposed to eat the carrot in a Rudolfy manner but now she’s just sitting there cosplaying Churchill
Yeah but no one *actually* called him Mellow Yellow, did they?
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yeah but no one *actually* called him Mellow Yellow, did they?
That Geese album everyone’s banging on about is very clever-clever but chaotically so (which makes it sound terrible but it’s actually dead good)
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
That Geese album everyone’s banging on about is very clever-clever but chaotically so (which makes it sound terrible but it’s actually dead good)
What’s it been like being an artist in the year if AI? Weeeeeeeird, by and large.
First off, I’ve been pretty lucky. I got a bit twitchy a few years back about the way the big platforms were going so I really concentrated on IRL sales and that seems to have been pretty well insulated against AI.
First off, I’ve been pretty lucky. I got a bit twitchy a few years back about the way the big platforms were going so I really concentrated on IRL sales and that seems to have been pretty well insulated against AI.
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What’s it been like being an artist in the year if AI? Weeeeeeeird, by and large.
First off, I’ve been pretty lucky. I got a bit twitchy a few years back about the way the big platforms were going so I really concentrated on IRL sales and that seems to have been pretty well insulated against AI.
First off, I’ve been pretty lucky. I got a bit twitchy a few years back about the way the big platforms were going so I really concentrated on IRL sales and that seems to have been pretty well insulated against AI.
UPDATE FROM THE COALFACE OF RETAIL:
The menfolk are beginning to panic. Eyes darting like quicksilver. Hands full of way too much stuff. Beads of perspiration forming on furrowed brows. Five more shopping days to go and we’re already close to throwing a collective whitey.
The menfolk are beginning to panic. Eyes darting like quicksilver. Hands full of way too much stuff. Beads of perspiration forming on furrowed brows. Five more shopping days to go and we’re already close to throwing a collective whitey.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
UPDATE FROM THE COALFACE OF RETAIL:
The menfolk are beginning to panic. Eyes darting like quicksilver. Hands full of way too much stuff. Beads of perspiration forming on furrowed brows. Five more shopping days to go and we’re already close to throwing a collective whitey.
The menfolk are beginning to panic. Eyes darting like quicksilver. Hands full of way too much stuff. Beads of perspiration forming on furrowed brows. Five more shopping days to go and we’re already close to throwing a collective whitey.
Lol - stellar work with the ai images you big phonefree wallies
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Lol - stellar work with the ai images you big phonefree wallies
Your foster parents are dead
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Your foster parents are dead
The 90s are getting the rose-tinted treatment at the mo so I’d just like to remind you that 90% of it was spent sitting in the crawlspace of your mate’s loft (the one with the achingly liberal parents) watching a strobe light and smoking the most god awful soap bar/huffing poppers.
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The 90s are getting the rose-tinted treatment at the mo so I’d just like to remind you that 90% of it was spent sitting in the crawlspace of your mate’s loft (the one with the achingly liberal parents) watching a strobe light and smoking the most god awful soap bar/huffing poppers.
Made a supercut of every time Michael Wincott says something mad/unintelligible in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 💪💪💪
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Made a supercut of every time Michael Wincott says something mad/unintelligible in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 💪💪💪
Glad to see this week’s New Statesman reinforcing the cast iron rule that you can’t be a moustache-twiddling middle class periodical without a sprawling hagiography of the Shipping Forecast at least once per annum
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Glad to see this week’s New Statesman reinforcing the cast iron rule that you can’t be a moustache-twiddling middle class periodical without a sprawling hagiography of the Shipping Forecast at least once per annum
Just saw a dog piss on one of these Uber Eats drones in Hyde Park
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Just saw a dog piss on one of these Uber Eats drones in Hyde Park
I’ve been listening to a lot of Wes Montgomery of late and have two things to report:
1: His cover of A Day In The Life GOES PLACES m.youtube.com/watch?v=psvs...
2: Man loved octave chords so much he’s halfway to skatepunk. Sounds like Lagwagon doing a lounge set.
1: His cover of A Day In The Life GOES PLACES m.youtube.com/watch?v=psvs...
2: Man loved octave chords so much he’s halfway to skatepunk. Sounds like Lagwagon doing a lounge set.
A Day In The Life
YouTube video by Wes Montgomery - Topic
m.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I’ve been listening to a lot of Wes Montgomery of late and have two things to report:
1: His cover of A Day In The Life GOES PLACES m.youtube.com/watch?v=psvs...
2: Man loved octave chords so much he’s halfway to skatepunk. Sounds like Lagwagon doing a lounge set.
1: His cover of A Day In The Life GOES PLACES m.youtube.com/watch?v=psvs...
2: Man loved octave chords so much he’s halfway to skatepunk. Sounds like Lagwagon doing a lounge set.
Pretty sure this is the precise moment when the internet stops being the internet and becomes the warp from WH40K
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pretty sure this is the precise moment when the internet stops being the internet and becomes the warp from WH40K
Have you ever tried explaining Ton Cruise’s Cocktail to someone who’s never seen it? Because I had to the other day and it’s really hard.
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Have you ever tried explaining Ton Cruise’s Cocktail to someone who’s never seen it? Because I had to the other day and it’s really hard.