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Jack Hurley
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Purveyor of coastal slander. No gift for jobbery. Not the best but always in demand.

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Been reading the latest RUSI report on Ukraine and it’s proper grim. Full-on Mad Max/Cyberpunk crossover with a bit of WWI thrown in for good measure.

www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Look, I made a video about it and everything
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
No weapons. Anything else goes. Who’s winning?

Hale & Pace

or

Chase & Status?
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Procrastinating wildly earlier and made this out of the Teignmouth rather than do any actual work.
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The international sign of the Labrador
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
These were a total pain in the arse to make so I don’t do them anymore, but still…. #princeandrew
October 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Still not properly come to terms with living in a post-Wilkos world if I’m being honest with myself. I think that’s why I drink.
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Made the llamas a little plinth today. Or pedestal. Or whatever that little raised bit is called. So there.
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The combat system’s pretty cool - and deeper than it first appears - but the real heart of it is how attached to your men you become.

Remember how Cannon Fodder had you nursing Jools and Jops through? Yup, same-same but grimmer.
October 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s a turn-based jobbie that’s in early access at the mo and it’s really a bit special. You have to guide your squad (who are in varying degrees of despair) through stints in the trenches where you’re getting killed to death or the grotty schlep of camp life and oberleutnant dickface.
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I picked up All Quiet In The Trenches in the Steam sale and it’s fast becoming my fave misery simulator.
October 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just sayin’
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
They’re still giddy with the success of the bong water recycling campaign
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Made some new stickers yes I did yes I did
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Leeds looking positively Grimshawian ce soir
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Texas National Guard rocking up in Chicago. Think they got antifa and fajitas confused.
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bah. Now I’m back amongst the ranks of you Single Yolk Rubes - BUT KNOW THIS: I have tasted the double yolk life and it fundamentally changed me. We are not the same.
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I just stood on my kindle and broke the screen which is a) a pain in the arse and b) made me rifle through the bookshelves to find this:
October 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Canoe Man saga coming to a climax in Dec 2007 and then segueing effortlessly into the Shannon Matthews brouhaha in Feb 2008 really marked the high water point of a golden age of wanky hail mary frauding.
September 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Laser weeder?

Or ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT?
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’ve been thinking about it a lot and have concluded that The EdStone was the precise moment where reality just checked out and stopped being a serious endeavour.
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Made myself a new hoodie haven’t I?
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Ok, finally got my head around Old World. It’s taken me yonks because 30+ years of playing Civ ain’t easily overridden, but it’s a really solid game with its own thing going on while still being vaguely familiar to anyone who likes a 4k setup.
September 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY IS LORD NELSON ENGAGING BONNIE GREER #bbcqt
September 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
OFT-OVERLOOKED THINGS ON THE BRID POSTER:

The ol’ No Pets Skip and We Buy Teeth Poster innit
September 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM