Pita Enigma
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Pita Enigma
@pitaenigma.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Getting a lot of new followers because I went on a posting spree and got added to an Israel Watchers list. A lot of my posts are not about Israel - I'm a trans Israeli nerd and I post about all three of those things. Just a warning. Here's a meme. Watch Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
Nobody talks about Matt Gaetz's work helping young Americans get healthcare.
A sitting congressman paid for a homeless teenager’s braces in exchange for sex
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nobody talks about Matt Gaetz's work helping young Americans get healthcare.
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The American people voted in 2024 under the understanding they were bringing Epstein back
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The American people voted in 2024 under the understanding they were bringing Epstein back
Amazing news for Benny Gantz
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Amazing news for Benny Gantz
This judgment of how people can find an obvious twerp impressive is a little funny from Chris Hayes
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This judgment of how people can find an obvious twerp impressive is a little funny from Chris Hayes
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This year being as fuck stupid as it is I don't know if I should have expected "The Epstein files exonerate Clinton" but that is immensely 2025 coded in its stupidity.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This year being as fuck stupid as it is I don't know if I should have expected "The Epstein files exonerate Clinton" but that is immensely 2025 coded in its stupidity.
The number one question you should ask on social media is "would this joke be funny if a man in a suit and sunglasses was reading this to me while I am held in a dimly lit room"
I'll remind you that the quote was "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die."
Just because it seems like you forgot in your attempt to reformulate justifiable "wishings of harm".
Just because it seems like you forgot in your attempt to reformulate justifiable "wishings of harm".
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The number one question you should ask on social media is "would this joke be funny if a man in a suit and sunglasses was reading this to me while I am held in a dimly lit room"
Apparently the CDPR CEO regrets making Witcher 2 a structurally insane game, but I'm looking at the Cyberpunk 2077 where people are discussing what the plot of the game actually *was* and having an intelligent conversation about it, so I hope CDPR never stop getting experimental.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Apparently the CDPR CEO regrets making Witcher 2 a structurally insane game, but I'm looking at the Cyberpunk 2077 where people are discussing what the plot of the game actually *was* and having an intelligent conversation about it, so I hope CDPR never stop getting experimental.
I want Sarah McBride and Pete Buttigieg to do a video where they cook something. I feel like that would be the single greatest event in getting people to fedpost in history.
I do mean cooking, I'm sure one of the two of them knows at least one recipe. Just have them do an inoffensive activity.
I do mean cooking, I'm sure one of the two of them knows at least one recipe. Just have them do an inoffensive activity.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I want Sarah McBride and Pete Buttigieg to do a video where they cook something. I feel like that would be the single greatest event in getting people to fedpost in history.
I do mean cooking, I'm sure one of the two of them knows at least one recipe. Just have them do an inoffensive activity.
I do mean cooking, I'm sure one of the two of them knows at least one recipe. Just have them do an inoffensive activity.
The thing about the current crisis which Trinity pointed out perfectly is that none of it had to happen. Not a single one of these awful things would happen if people had voted better.
Nine of the stuff currently happening in America would he happening if y'all had voted for democrats.
I mean, no Dem would try to out a 107 percent tarriff on fucking Italian made pasta.
I mean, no Dem would try to out a 107 percent tarriff on fucking Italian made pasta.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The thing about the current crisis which Trinity pointed out perfectly is that none of it had to happen. Not a single one of these awful things would happen if people had voted better.
Me when dating
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me when dating
This is basically what I've been saying. It's hard to negotiate when the other side is just gunning people down because lol lmao. There is no real lever of pressure to apply in the face of sheer nihilism.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is basically what I've been saying. It's hard to negotiate when the other side is just gunning people down because lol lmao. There is no real lever of pressure to apply in the face of sheer nihilism.
I have never seen the vibes as rancid as they've been today. I'm going to go on r/thewitcher and talk about how much I like the show to detox
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have never seen the vibes as rancid as they've been today. I'm going to go on r/thewitcher and talk about how much I like the show to detox
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What in the actual fuck is wrong with you, dude? Do you get off on being this dishonest?
If someone says "when I was growing up, I had suicidal thoughts, thank god I never acted on them" you'd respond "HOLY SHIT YOU HATE YOURSELF TO THIS DAY"
Fix your soul.
If someone says "when I was growing up, I had suicidal thoughts, thank god I never acted on them" you'd respond "HOLY SHIT YOU HATE YOURSELF TO THIS DAY"
Fix your soul.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you, dude? Do you get off on being this dishonest?
If someone says "when I was growing up, I had suicidal thoughts, thank god I never acted on them" you'd respond "HOLY SHIT YOU HATE YOURSELF TO THIS DAY"
Fix your soul.
If someone says "when I was growing up, I had suicidal thoughts, thank god I never acted on them" you'd respond "HOLY SHIT YOU HATE YOURSELF TO THIS DAY"
Fix your soul.
If you're queer and never struggled with the hope of maybe not dealing with the amount of shit that comes with it, you have lived a wondrous life but please recognize that is not the rest of us.
Pete Buttigieg said that as a teenager and young man in the late 90s and early 00s, before gay marriage was legal, before congress overturned DADT, and having grown up Catholic, he struggled with internalized homophobia and wished he was different before coming to accept himself. That's not evil.
sadly, thats not what our boy Pete said, was it.
he said if he had the power to make it so, he would have violently carved out the person Chasten fell in love with, in the hopes more important people would have liked him better.
not unprecedented in politics, mind, but most dont say it in public.
he said if he had the power to make it so, he would have violently carved out the person Chasten fell in love with, in the hopes more important people would have liked him better.
not unprecedented in politics, mind, but most dont say it in public.
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're queer and never struggled with the hope of maybe not dealing with the amount of shit that comes with it, you have lived a wondrous life but please recognize that is not the rest of us.
Theres a joke here about a bookshop saying this and I am not smart enough to figure it out
"You are reading, and that fact is now going to be about me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Theres a joke here about a bookshop saying this and I am not smart enough to figure it out
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1/6 A new standard for public accountability is here. GLOW—Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog—is officially launching today to hold government lawyers accountable. We're unveiling The Government Lawyers Database at glowlaw.org. #RuleOfLaw #Accountability
The Government Lawyers Database
glowlaw.org
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
1/6 A new standard for public accountability is here. GLOW—Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog—is officially launching today to hold government lawyers accountable. We're unveiling The Government Lawyers Database at glowlaw.org. #RuleOfLaw #Accountability
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For the past few months I and others have been bugging you about holding government lawyers to account. Well, this is what we have been working on. Welcome to GLOW - Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog!
1/6 A new standard for public accountability is here. GLOW—Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog—is officially launching today to hold government lawyers accountable. We're unveiling The Government Lawyers Database at glowlaw.org. #RuleOfLaw #Accountability
The Government Lawyers Database
glowlaw.org
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
For the past few months I and others have been bugging you about holding government lawyers to account. Well, this is what we have been working on. Welcome to GLOW - Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog!
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Schumer just dog walked both GOP and you, and both you and they are mad about it.
Now Democrats get another round of news stories about how Republicans refuse to negotiate and are making everything worse, *and* can now safely retreat to better asks.
An unmitigated win.
But you're still mad.
Now Democrats get another round of news stories about how Republicans refuse to negotiate and are making everything worse, *and* can now safely retreat to better asks.
An unmitigated win.
But you're still mad.
At least Chuck Schumer embarrassed himself for nothing.
REPUBLICANS REJECT DEMOCRATS' OFFER TO END SHUTDOWN: GOP AIDE
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Schumer just dog walked both GOP and you, and both you and they are mad about it.
Now Democrats get another round of news stories about how Republicans refuse to negotiate and are making everything worse, *and* can now safely retreat to better asks.
An unmitigated win.
But you're still mad.
Now Democrats get another round of news stories about how Republicans refuse to negotiate and are making everything worse, *and* can now safely retreat to better asks.
An unmitigated win.
But you're still mad.
I genuinely hate "it's not left or right" rhetoric. The right did this. The left didn't try to push a wannabe dictator on America. The left isn't currently trying to starve poor Americans
No, I'm pretty sure it's still left vs. right, Democrat vs. Republican. The Republicans did this, the right-wingers did this
It's no longer left versus right or even Democrat versus Republican. It’s now democracy versus oligarchy. Freedom versus dictatorship. Right versus wrong. Millions are awakening to this new reality — and they're speaking up. The sleeping giant of America is roaring.
~Robert Reich.
~Robert Reich.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I genuinely hate "it's not left or right" rhetoric. The right did this. The left didn't try to push a wannabe dictator on America. The left isn't currently trying to starve poor Americans
JCO strikes at the heart of what truly bothers me about these billionaires, more than anything else. When is the last time we saw joy from Elon Musk, JKR, or any of them? George RR Martin, a wealthy non-billionaire, makes his weird train sets and loves football and travels, but them?
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
JCO strikes at the heart of what truly bothers me about these billionaires, more than anything else. When is the last time we saw joy from Elon Musk, JKR, or any of them? George RR Martin, a wealthy non-billionaire, makes his weird train sets and loves football and travels, but them?
Misread this, thought "I don't know *anyone* this old, all the rabbis I know are from the current era" and my brain just did not question the premise it had come up with for way too long.
If you know anyone who works on medieval Judaism, please send them this! Binghamton is hiring a Talmud/Rabbinics assistant prof: half in Judaic Studies, half in the Med/Ren center. A killer R1 job for the right person, and not a ton of applicants so far....
binghamton.interviewexchange.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Misread this, thought "I don't know *anyone* this old, all the rabbis I know are from the current era" and my brain just did not question the premise it had come up with for way too long.
Rewatching 30 Rock and I feel like Tracy Morgan and Jack McBrayer are an absolutely underrated comedic duo. That is some all-timer comic chemistry that just sorta got forgotten.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Rewatching 30 Rock and I feel like Tracy Morgan and Jack McBrayer are an absolutely underrated comedic duo. That is some all-timer comic chemistry that just sorta got forgotten.
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
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It's not ok to put a spotlight on such truths. Let the horrors remain in the shadows.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It's not ok to put a spotlight on such truths. Let the horrors remain in the shadows.