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Pita Enigma
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Failing my way through everything
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SNL WENT FOR IT
Michael Che next to the email with "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?" and a headline "'Bubba' may be Bill Clinton"
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=spn0...
From: Mark L. Epstein Sent: 3/21/2018 1:54:31 PM To: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] Subject: Re: hey Importance: High You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard. Sent via tin can and string. On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: and i thought- I had tsuris On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein wrote: Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba? From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com] Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM To: Subject: Re: hey All good. Bannon with me On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein How are you doing? A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that? What is your boy Donald up to now?
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Amazing news for Benny Gantz
A headline from Popular Mechanics, "Scientists have grown a human spine in a lab"
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This judgment of how people can find an obvious twerp impressive is a little funny from Chris Hayes
Tweets where Chris Hayes compliments Trump as better than Hillary
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The Vilna Gaon with cat ears poorly edited onto him
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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This shit is amazing. I love my people. Absolute clown shit.
The person who discovered the phone, a woman in her 50s, said in interviews with the press that she had not been searching for it, but stumbled upon it by chance while swimming in the sea. “I’m very excited,” she told i24 News. “The whole country is talking about it, and in the end, here I am, finding it.” She said that as soon as she turned it on and saw the lock screen image, she phoned the police to alert them. The news quickly spread, and someone approached to offer her NIS 100,000 ($30,000) in exchange for the phone, which she refused. According to Hebrew media reports, the unexpected discovery has irked some of the more dedicated volunteers, who have spent the past few days sweeping the beaches with metal detectors. One such volunteer, the man who offered NIS 100,000 in an attempt to get his hands on the phone before the police, told Ynet that he didn’t believe she had found the real phone. “It doesn’t feel right to me,” he said. “We got there fast, and the woman was unwilling to give me the iPhone 16 that she supposedly found… it could be a trick that somebody is playing.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Kanye West met with Rabbi Pinto, a famously corrupt rabbi. I've got nothing.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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the crossovers you get on social media are weird, but I do appreciate them
A post by derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social, the guy who's really interesting when talking about clothes or getting people to beat each other up in malls) that got reposted by William Gibson (the author who codified cyberpunk as a genre)
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Graham Platner is being excised from the party by everyone but podcasters and Bernie for a tattoo that isn't that far off from the tattoos on the secretary of defense who was confirmed by the vast majority of Republicans
Pete Hegseth's Jerusalem Cross and Deus Vult tattoos.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I am highly critical of a lot of Democrats for a lot of their behavior. I think they're not doing enough on this issue. But this is patently absurd. The president invited Fuentes to the White House. He had a guy sieg heiling then become de facto president.
David Frum posts: Republicans are having a big, public argument about antisemitism that has contaminated their party. Democrats aren't. "Their antisemites are vile neo-Nazis. Our antisemites bring exciting new energy to the party!"
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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My Penguin watching outfit
A black robe and wolf skull mask.
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Dedra Mero stares at a phone, upset
October 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Is there any point in addressing this any more? I give you my key to Donald Trump's insults.
The Guide to Donald Trump's Insults Based on skin tones. Lighter shades: any number of insults Darker shades: low iq
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Not my home but I know my way around
The map from Arkham Knight, a game I have fully completed more times than any normal person should
October 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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I can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of feel bad for JD Vance
JD and Usha Vance have a posed dinner photo with Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu. They're all grinning except for JD who has a "Hide the pain Harold" look on his face.
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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He covered it up with a tattoo of Fenrir eating the world
Graham Platner, shirtless, a pretty ugly Fenrir tattoo on his chest
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Vs 2010
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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So much for the tolerant left
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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It feels weird that a legit journalist is talking about someone who should rightfully occupy as much of my brain as the average Jenner.
Oz Katerji writes: Will never not be funny to me that this dipshit’s ‘community’ called me a LARPer for reporting from Ukraine (after 15 years of war correspondence under my belt) and this dog shocker is cosplaying while walking around in a peaceful city wearing Kevlar with press chevrons. With a picture of Hasan Piker walking his dog at a protest while wearing a PRESS vest (he is not press)
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Me shocked face when a Bernie endorsement ends up being misogynistic and racist
A woman has no real expression on her face.
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Thorton Mackinaw "Beast".
A big pickup truck with a plushy strapped to the front from Cyberpunk 2077.
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I have what's probably the opposite of this and my gf hates it beyond words
A series of youtube thumbnails, all of which have Mr Beast superimposed on them. If you're reading this because you're blind, this is the point where you're lucky not to be able to see.
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Flat and long, based on most pictures that aren't the ones I posted.
Two Muuns, one from Clone Wars and one from... not sure what honestly. The word EXPLAINED is on the left, I ripped this from a video
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Look, I don't get the problem with the long-nosed banker manipulating a young politician from behind the scenes to rule the galaxy. Seems like normal fun.
A totally nice guy, Plagueis, looking out from his dark cave where he totally isn't pulling the strings behind all evil in the galaxy.
October 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I don't normally indulge "If Biden did this..." but *wow*
Donald Trump posts a picture from an anti-Netanyahu protest where people are holding up a sign with a yellow ribbon (symbolizing the hostages) and saying IT'S NOW OR NEVER
October 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM