Mike McPhil
@philkensebben.bsky.social
Worthless trash. Kinda worked at Destructoid. Expect games, terrible jokes, and even worse takes.
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Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/RiFJJYO_SsU?...
Farting With A Walkman On
YouTube video by Bloodhound Gang - Topic
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November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/RiFJJYO_SsU?...
A fellow Raider and I stood atop the spaceport, distracting and killing bots for everyone. Didn't know each other. Just became saviors of the wasteland. The emotional swings and crazy random adventures of #arcraiders are making it my favorite multi-player experience in a long time. #blutoid
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A fellow Raider and I stood atop the spaceport, distracting and killing bots for everyone. Didn't know each other. Just became saviors of the wasteland. The emotional swings and crazy random adventures of #arcraiders are making it my favorite multi-player experience in a long time. #blutoid
I'm torn. On one hand I'm horrified. On the other, I want to try that grilled cheese. I shouldn't want to. I know that at least. #blutoid
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm torn. On one hand I'm horrified. On the other, I want to try that grilled cheese. I shouldn't want to. I know that at least. #blutoid
I've learned the timing of the "woo"'s in this and I drive my partner nuts when it comes on, by loudly doing them randomly. Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/HwMmJoUaEvs?...
Aesop Rock - The Cut (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Aesop Rock
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I've learned the timing of the "woo"'s in this and I drive my partner nuts when it comes on, by loudly doing them randomly. Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/HwMmJoUaEvs?...
You can get a grapple hook in #arcraiders Cool beans of course. But then I watch a streamer do this with it to a rocketeer. You can fucking ride the big ones, like an airborne chariot of death. They will eventually flip you off them tho. As he learned the hard way. #blutoid
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You can get a grapple hook in #arcraiders Cool beans of course. But then I watch a streamer do this with it to a rocketeer. You can fucking ride the big ones, like an airborne chariot of death. They will eventually flip you off them tho. As he learned the hard way. #blutoid
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@parismio.bsky.social @patbateman17.bsky.social either of you need a bettini blueprint?
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
@parismio.bsky.social @patbateman17.bsky.social either of you need a bettini blueprint?
After 25hrs of gametime, I was forced to kill someone in #arcraiders n0tslide, we could've been something friend. But no. You were a dick. A stupid, dead, dick. I was promptly murdered afterwards, by a lurker. God, i love this game. #blutoid
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
After 25hrs of gametime, I was forced to kill someone in #arcraiders n0tslide, we could've been something friend. But no. You were a dick. A stupid, dead, dick. I was promptly murdered afterwards, by a lurker. God, i love this game. #blutoid
Every time this game is brought up, I think of this awesome game that like 40 people played. #blutoid #roguelike store.steampowered.com/app/629340/P...
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Every time this game is brought up, I think of this awesome game that like 40 people played. #blutoid #roguelike store.steampowered.com/app/629340/P...
Tomorrow. Finally. I remember learning about this so long ago. Think it was the staff Slack for Dtoid. Fuck, it's been forever. Hype #blutoid
🚨DEAD STATIC DRIVE HAS A RELEASE DATE!!!🚨
www.deadstaticdrive.com/releases
NOVEMBER 5TH Y'ALL.
Congrats to @mike.reuben.games, @leena.reuben.games, and the whole DSD team - I've been DYING to play this one.
www.deadstaticdrive.com/releases
NOVEMBER 5TH Y'ALL.
Congrats to @mike.reuben.games, @leena.reuben.games, and the whole DSD team - I've been DYING to play this one.
Dead Static Drive | Coming to PC and Xbox
Grab your bat, steal a car, and take your chances against the unearthly horrors found along Route 666. This is Dead Static Drive.
www.deadstaticdrive.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Tomorrow. Finally. I remember learning about this so long ago. Think it was the staff Slack for Dtoid. Fuck, it's been forever. Hype #blutoid
Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/pa4S_6rXogg?...
Serj Tankian - I'm Counting On You (Chris de Burgh Cover) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by serjtankian
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November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/pa4S_6rXogg?...
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Hi there!😊
Check out Roguecraft; an award winning turn-based dungeon crawler, with retro roots and pixel-perfect turn-based action.
Now coming to #steam, and more retro platforms!
🎯Wishlist on Steam: thalamus.link/roguecraft
#gamedev #roguelike #rogue #retrogamedev
Check out Roguecraft; an award winning turn-based dungeon crawler, with retro roots and pixel-perfect turn-based action.
Now coming to #steam, and more retro platforms!
🎯Wishlist on Steam: thalamus.link/roguecraft
#gamedev #roguelike #rogue #retrogamedev
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hi there!😊
Check out Roguecraft; an award winning turn-based dungeon crawler, with retro roots and pixel-perfect turn-based action.
Now coming to #steam, and more retro platforms!
🎯Wishlist on Steam: thalamus.link/roguecraft
#gamedev #roguelike #rogue #retrogamedev
Check out Roguecraft; an award winning turn-based dungeon crawler, with retro roots and pixel-perfect turn-based action.
Now coming to #steam, and more retro platforms!
🎯Wishlist on Steam: thalamus.link/roguecraft
#gamedev #roguelike #rogue #retrogamedev
Me just vibing. #blutoid youtu.be/YdDChQjA_zs?...
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me just vibing. #blutoid youtu.be/YdDChQjA_zs?...
Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/GiN8fhazKoA?...
Aesop Rock - Opossum (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Aesop Rock
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/GiN8fhazKoA?...
Did I spend $20 just to put a cowboy hat on my chicken? Don't be fucking ridiculous. I got a rubber ducky for my backpack too. #blutoid #arcraiders
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Did I spend $20 just to put a cowboy hat on my chicken? Don't be fucking ridiculous. I got a rubber ducky for my backpack too. #blutoid #arcraiders
6 hours deep on Arc Raiders and loving it. Wondering how long I can go without killing anyone. Had to down only one guy who insisted on being rude. Still let him exfil with me though. Game is pure vibes, and tension. #blutoid
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
6 hours deep on Arc Raiders and loving it. Wondering how long I can go without killing anyone. Had to down only one guy who insisted on being rude. Still let him exfil with me though. Game is pure vibes, and tension. #blutoid
It's a crime the sequel never came to steam but don't miss this all time great.
#blutoid one of the most influential and underappreciated horror games of all time. This is genuinely infuriating
Condemned: Criminal Origins has been delisted from Steam buff.ly/eHqzT9N
and Xbox buff.ly/HkmlCNM
Steam code still available on Fanatical ($13.45) buff.ly/Cq89UDF
and Xbox buff.ly/HkmlCNM
Steam code still available on Fanatical ($13.45) buff.ly/Cq89UDF
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It's a crime the sequel never came to steam but don't miss this all time great.
Two Aesop albums this year? Shieeeet. Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/x5f-wjh-HNc?...
Aesop Rock - Potato Leek Soup (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Aesop Rock
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Two Aesop albums this year? Shieeeet. Current Jam: #blutoid youtu.be/x5f-wjh-HNc?...
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Just noticed that Golden Krone Hotel is on sale for just £1 - if you've ANY appreciation for old-school roguelikes (of the Nethack & Dungeon Crawl variety) you'll dig this, and it's halloween themed down to the bones
Big vampires n' werewolves hammer horror vibes with some great mechanics from that
Big vampires n' werewolves hammer horror vibes with some great mechanics from that
Save 85% on Golden Krone Hotel on Steam
Golden Krone Hotel is a gothic horror roguelike. Fight vampires with sunlight or become a vampire yourself and sneak in the shadows. Combines classic turn-based combat with dynamic lighting, an innova...
store.steampowered.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just noticed that Golden Krone Hotel is on sale for just £1 - if you've ANY appreciation for old-school roguelikes (of the Nethack & Dungeon Crawl variety) you'll dig this, and it's halloween themed down to the bones
Big vampires n' werewolves hammer horror vibes with some great mechanics from that
Big vampires n' werewolves hammer horror vibes with some great mechanics from that
Game is a blast and the soundtrack goes hard. #blutoid
Death by Scrolling, my game with @grumpygamer.com, is out! It’s a vertically scrolling arcade roguelite with a sense of humour. Grab it on PC now - with console coming soon!
Save 10% on Death by Scrolling on Steam
Welcome to Purgatory, inc. now under new management! Death by Scrolling is a rogue-like vertically scrolling RPG where you kill enemies, collect gold, and avoid the Reaper long enough to pay the Ferry...
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October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Game is a blast and the soundtrack goes hard. #blutoid