Mike McPhil
@philkensebben.bsky.social
Worthless trash. Kinda worked at Destructoid. Expect games, terrible jokes, and even worse takes.
Its like that for 2min live, then the pit erupts and you lose your first tooth at a warped tour
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Its like that for 2min live, then the pit erupts and you lose your first tooth at a warped tour
Yeah. That's what I imagined. Still weird.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yeah. That's what I imagined. Still weird.
Pardon me good sir, the what leak?
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pardon me good sir, the what leak?
Don't need their bitch asses trying to take it over again.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Don't need their bitch asses trying to take it over again.
If you're speaking of mine, that's not the destructoid one.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you're speaking of mine, that's not the destructoid one.
Whole new series by judge on paramount
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Whole new series by judge on paramount
Aim can be lacking, but the main skill gap I've noticed is tactics, positioning, and use of gadgets/tools. All things you're forced to learn in other more demanding games to be even semi successful, some of the time. Shit makes you thrive in this. I've sneak king'd so many mfers dude.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Aim can be lacking, but the main skill gap I've noticed is tactics, positioning, and use of gadgets/tools. All things you're forced to learn in other more demanding games to be even semi successful, some of the time. Shit makes you thrive in this. I've sneak king'd so many mfers dude.
Overall I've found if you talk first and have a bead on bitches, even if they were hostile here, they tame quickly. Plus lately I've been drawing bots and causing ruckus, letting others Loot and only a few have tried to mess with the shit I stir up.
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Overall I've found if you talk first and have a bead on bitches, even if they were hostile here, they tame quickly. Plus lately I've been drawing bots and causing ruckus, letting others Loot and only a few have tried to mess with the shit I stir up.
Coming from Tarkov, DMZ and dabbling in Hunt and others, I feel folks like us have a huge advantage to begin with. Most folks who try to fight or rat, lowkey suck at it ime. Teaming up is way more fun, plus shenanigans aplenty.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Coming from Tarkov, DMZ and dabbling in Hunt and others, I feel folks like us have a huge advantage to begin with. Most folks who try to fight or rat, lowkey suck at it ime. Teaming up is way more fun, plus shenanigans aplenty.
We've been screaming this in the subreddit for years.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We've been screaming this in the subreddit for years.
I yell that before I play my flute in game.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I yell that before I play my flute in game.
I know. *passes joint*
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I know. *passes joint*
I can't even save recipes properly.
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I can't even save recipes properly.
I appreciate that reasoning.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I appreciate that reasoning.
Eh, I'm old and if I'm going greasy, it's for a burger or fried chicken, on the rare times I indulge that craving. Plus I like em both ways, but honestly prefer toasted for a solo sammich craving. Now, if I'm doing soup or crackers or something with it? Then it's time to break out the butter.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Eh, I'm old and if I'm going greasy, it's for a burger or fried chicken, on the rare times I indulge that craving. Plus I like em both ways, but honestly prefer toasted for a solo sammich craving. Now, if I'm doing soup or crackers or something with it? Then it's time to break out the butter.
Every couple years a AAA person of some business sort makes a story saying this, I feel. Which tells you how out of touch and unable to learn these idiots actually are.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Every couple years a AAA person of some business sort makes a story saying this, I feel. Which tells you how out of touch and unable to learn these idiots actually are.
I get uncomfortable with the thought of hot mayo.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I get uncomfortable with the thought of hot mayo.
I only learned that a few years ago myself. Floored me.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I only learned that a few years ago myself. Floored me.